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Corrupt a Wish game

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Clean Wishes and Corruptions

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Posted · Original PosterOP

Your task is simple:

Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.

Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

For example:

USER A: I wish I had a million dollars.

USER B: Granted. You now have one million dollars.

In monopoly money.

I wish I had a steak.

USER C: Granted. It’s made out of rubber.

I wish Batman was real.

Etc.

I’ll start.

*ahem*

I wish I possessed an army with which I could conquer the world.

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Granted with One million plastic GI Joes. xD

Wishing for a Lambo. B|


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Just now, SansVarnic said:

Granted with One million plastic GI Joes.

Wishing for a Lambo.

Granted a Lambo but the insurance is cripplingly expensive.

I wish for all the GPUs a man can buy.


i5 6600k and GTX 1070 but I play 1600-900. 1440p BABY!

Still, don't put too much faith in my buying decisions. xD 

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Just now, YedZed said:

Granted a Lambo but the insurance is cripplingly expensive.

I wish for all the GPUs a man can buy.

You get just the GPUs, not the graphics cards.

I wish for a new engine in my car.


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Just now, thegreengamers said:

You get just the GPUs, not the graphics cards.

I wish for a new engine in my car.

Granted but the engine doesn't fit.

I wish for $30 billion dollars in valid U.S. Currency with no criminal repercussions. 

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Just now, thegreengamers said:

You get just the GPUs, not the graphics cards.

I wish for a new engine in my car.

You get a new Razer scooter motor.

I wish for a banana.


i5 6600k and GTX 1070 but I play 1600-900. 1440p BABY!

Still, don't put too much faith in my buying decisions. xD 

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Just now, JoeyDM said:

Granted but the engine doesn't fit.

I wish for $30 billion dollars in valid U.S. Currency with no criminal repercussions. 

Granted meet my freinemy the IRS.

Wishing for a vacation.


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Posted · Original PosterOP
1 minute ago, SansVarnic said:

Granted meet my freinemy the IRS.

Wishing for a vacation.

Granted, it’s a vacation to the moon but you forgot your space suit at the launch pad

i wish for a hockey stick

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1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, it’s a vacation to the moon but you forgot your space suit at the launch pad

i wish for a hockey stick

Granted but it's broken.

 

I wish for the ability to grant selective immortality (you can choose when to die).

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Just now, JoeyDM said:

I wish for the ability to grant selective immortality (you can choose when to die).

Granted, but at the cost of your own mortality

 

 I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard.


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Just now, JoeyDM said:

Granted but it's broken.

 

I wish for the ability to grant selective immortality (you can choose when to die).

Granted, but it’s inaccurate and will happen at random up to a month before or a month after you chose to die

i wish for infinite power 

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1 minute ago, Volbet said:

Granted, but at the cost of your own mortality

 

 I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard.

Granted, but the turkey is spoiled.

 

I wish for a single, ripe, untouched tomato.

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1 minute ago, Volbet said:

Granted, but at the cost of your own mortality

 

 I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard.

Turkey Sandwich granted but it will be dipped in Carolina Reaper pepper sauce

 

I wish my grad school application is accepted


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Just now, JoeyDM said:

Granted, but the turkey is spoiled.

 

I wish for a single, ripe, untouched tomato.

Granted, but it is in a skyrim dungeon and you cant eat it because it isn't real


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Posted · Original PosterOP
1 minute ago, JoeyDM said:

Granted, but the turkey is spoiled.

 

I wish for a single, ripe, untouched tomato.

Granted, but it’s locked in an unbreakable glass case and can never be touched and will eventually rot 

I wish for a friendly pet killer wasp

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1 minute ago, hey_yo_ said:

Turkey Sandwich granted but it will be dipped in Carolina Reaper pepper sauce

 

I wish my grad school application is accepted

Granted, but the school loses all paper work proving that you are meant to go.

 

I wish for the ability to grow a third arm.

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1 hour ago, JoeyDM said:

Granted, but the school loses all paper work proving that you are meant to go.

 

I wish for the ability to grow a third arm.

Granted, but it grew inside your nose and it’s really small

i wish for a zamboni 

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1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but it grew inside your nose and it’s really small

i wish for a zamboni 

It's just straight up broken and stripped of anything of value.

 

Wishing for a legitimate activation server for Windows XP so I don't have to reinstall every 30 days.

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1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

It's just straight up broken and stripped of anything of value.

 

Wishing for a legitimate activation server for Windows XP so I don't have to reinstall every 30 days.

Granted, but it crashes everyday anyway.

wishing for C9 to be my teams Org


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1 minute ago, UnbrokenMotion said:

Granted your team's .org web address is now c9.org

 

I wish that I already had my second assignment done for my English class

Granted, but you get 20 points out of 100 on it.

 

I wish I could get my SATA and IDE drives to play nicely...

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2 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but you get 20 points out of 100 on it.

 

I wish I could get my SATA and IDE drives to play nicely...

Granted, but they are stuck in read only.

 

I wish IPS would bundle status replies into a single notification.


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11 minutes ago, tjcater said:

Granted, but they are stuck in read only.

 

I wish IPS would bundle status replies into a single notification.

Granted, but a glitch causes them to send 10x the sound notifications.

 

I wish I had a 1080ti


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2 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted, but a glitch causes them to send 10x the sound notifications.

 

I wish I had a 1080ti

Granted, but it's dead and beyond repair.

 

I wish certain people would stop associating with me

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