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3 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

I wish for sleep.

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish I was better at reading people.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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7 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish I was better at reading people.

Granted! you now see peoples favorite books written on their skin.

 

I wish for tog.

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On 5/9/2022 at 6:42 PM, The King of the Undead said:

I wish for tog.

Granted, your broke.

 

I wish that ethernet was run throughout my house.

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1 minute ago, drdrewnatic said:

Granted, your broke.

 

I wish that ethernet was run throughout my house.

Granted, except it's all cat 1.

I wish for a bottle o' ink

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It’s the next one. Always the next step, Dalinar."
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13 minutes ago, J-from-Nucleon said:

Granted, except it's all cat 1.

I wish for a bottle o' ink

Granted, but it's invisible ink made from human urine, and the bottle seems to be broken.

 

I wish for a nice, refreshing iced coffee.

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18 hours ago, CT854 said:

Granted, but it's invisible ink made from human urine, and the bottle seems to be broken.

 

I wish for a nice, refreshing iced coffee.

Granted, it's frozen.

 

I wish for an 65" LG OLED.

Due to my inability to think before I type, I frequently edit my posts. Please refresh before responding!

Tag me @drdrewnatic or quote me so I can see your response.

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2 minutes ago, drdrewnatic said:

Granted, it's frozen.

 

I wish for an 65" LG OLED.

Granted, but it shows up at your door broken.

I wish for a kawasaki kx450

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51 minutes ago, Dillpickle23422 said:

Granted, but it shows up at your door broken.

I wish for a kawasaki kx450

Granted, but you crash it on your first ride.

 

I wish for a cardboard box.

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48 minutes ago, Dillpickle23422 said:

Granted, but it shows up at your door broken.

I wish for a kawasaki kx450

granted, unfortunately while you where using it you had a crash with a car and your cerebellum was damaged as a result.

due to this you no-longer can balance on a bike (everything else still works fine though) and are unable to ride your kawasaki.

i wish that Valve bought Nintendo.

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8 hours ago, drdrewnatic said:

I wish for a cardboard box.

Granted, it's on fire.

 

8 hours ago, Salv8 (sam) said:

i wish that Valve bought Nintendo.

Granted, they discontinue both Steam and the Nintendo eShop to bring in a new store with the content from both, they mess up the migration process and you have to buy all of your games again.

 

 

 

I wish for a cup of tea.

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32 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

I wish for a cup of tea.

Granted, except it was made by heathen folk using a microwave, and it isn't even warm.

 

I wish for a thousand real life us dollars worth of pure, legitimate gold.

"The most important step a man can take. It’s not the first one, is it?
It’s the next one. Always the next step, Dalinar."
–Chapter 118, Oathbringer, Stormlight Archive #3 by Brandon Sanderson

 

 

Older stuff:

Spoiler

"A high ideal missed by a little, is far better than low ideal that is achievable, yet far less effective"

 

If you think I'm wrong, correct me. If I've offended you in some way tell me what it is and how I can correct it. I want to learn, and along the way one can make mistakes; Being wrong helps you learn what's right.

 

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5 hours ago, J-from-Nucleon said:

I wish for a thousand real life us dollars worth of pure, legitimate gold.

Granted, except you now live in the 16th century and silver is massively more influential. 

I wish to gain the ability to control my body weight instantly, I could become extremely shredded or morbidly obese in the blink of an eye.

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On 5/26/2022 at 9:38 AM, RuffRuffmcgruff said:

Granted, except you now live in the 16th century and silver is massively more influential. 

I wish to gain the ability to control my body weight instantly, I could become extremely shredded or morbidly obese in the blink of an eye.

Granted, but the ability is sporadic and you end up being stuck being morbidly obese.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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On 5/26/2022 at 3:30 AM, pythonmegapixel said:

Granted, it's on fire.

 

Granted, they discontinue both Steam and the Nintendo eShop to bring in a new store with the content from both, they mess up the migration process and you have to buy all of your games again.

 

 

 

I wish for a cup of tea.

Granted.  It’s roobios.  It tastes a lot like tea made from tree bark (which it is)   There are People who actually drink it voluntarily.  No idea why.

 

i wish to pass my certification on Thursday.

 

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Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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1 hour ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  It’s roobios.  It tastes a lot like tea made from tree bark (which it is)   There are People who actually drink it voluntarily.  No idea why.

 

i wish to pass my certification on Thursday.

 

Granted, but it'll be obsolete next week and be superseded by a new qualification

 

I wish my hydraulic wood splitter still worked 

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22 minutes ago, it_dont_work said:

Granted, but it'll be obsolete next week and be superseded by a new qualification

 

I wish my hydraulic wood splitter still worked 

November, but yeah.

 

granted.  It was never broken in the first place.  Of course all the wood it split to do that never got split so it never got burnt, so no fire.  Not sure how bad this is in your case, but if it was a wood stove you may have frozen to death

 

I wish you knew how to fix a hydraulic wood splitter (I might actually be able to grant this btw.  They aren’t complicated devices, just heavily built because they have to withstand a lot of pressure)

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

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On 5/29/2022 at 11:09 AM, Bombastinator said:

I wish you knew how to fix a hydraulic wood splitter

Granted, but now you don't have wood to split.

 

I wish studying about each and every electron in an atom, trajectory of a body thrown, calculus, etc weren't needed to become a software engineer.

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I am getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the "watch something else" responses. It's such a cop out answer because you could say that about basically anything, and it doesn't address the actual complaints. People use it as some kind of card they pull when they can't actually respond to the criticism raised but they still feel like they need to defend some company/person. If you don't like this thread then stop reading it. See how stupid it is? It's basically like telling someone "shut the fuck up". It's not a clever responsive, it doesn't address anything said, and it is rude. 

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6 hours ago, RockSolid1106 said:

I wish studying about each and every electron in an atom, trajectory of a body thrown, calculus, etc weren't needed to become a software engineer

Granted but Software engineers are now all paid minimum wage and have to do unpaid overtime.

 

I wish I had a nicer desk

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6 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but Software engineers are now all paid minimum wage and have to do unpaid overtime.

 

I wish I had a nicer desk

Granted it’s a full metal desk.

I wish it wasn’t humid in Florida 

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1 minute ago, sub68 said:

Granted it’s a full metal desk.

I wish it wasn’t humid in Florida 

Granted, Florida was just wiped out by a comet strike.

 

I wish it wasn't so hot in Texas.

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1 hour ago, SteveGrabowski0 said:

I wish it wasn't so hot in Texas.

Granted, but Texas is annexed by Mexico. 

 

I wish I could sleep better 

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55 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted, but Texas is annexed by Mexico. 

 

I wish I could sleep better 

Granted: you never wake up again.

 

I wish I had social skills 

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1 hour ago, FakeNSA said:

I wish I had social skills

Granted, you now lose interest in the forum because we don't know how to be normal humans

 

I wish for solder flux

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1 hour ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted, you now lose interest in the forum because we don't know how to be normal humans

 

I wish for solder flux

Granted, but your dog eats it.

 

I wish America would get taken back by the Brits.

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8 minutes ago, SteveGrabowski0 said:

Granted, but your dog eats it.

 

I wish America would get taken back by the Brits.

Granted: but the Canadians are angry and theres a new war 

i wish i had a decent laptop

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