How to open demon portals?

[GuNjAX_3030]

Anybody know how to open up demon portal? Or know of anybody that has with ouiji board or something?

[nightmarevoid]

Have you tried sacrificing a goat yet? It's always worked for me. If the portal is unstable, try seasoning the goat first.

[TubsAlwaysWins]

@Cazual-T Yeah like this

 

[spellmanuk]

As an official member of the church of Satan I do not recommend that you do this. 

[Praesi]

Simply open this Buildings Frontdoor.

[JoaoPRSousa]

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO OPEN SUCH A THING?

[Bsmith]

you require a virgin's blood, a lamb of god, black candles, chalk, salt and the chant that is different for every demon.
more powerful demons might require extra objects to summon, like your first born as example.

[GuNjAX_3030]

9 hours ago, nightmarevoid said:

Have you tried sacrificing a goat yet? It's always worked for me. If the portal is unstable, try seasoning the goat first.

Lol ya but its too messy and they scream like a goat too much =/ what about step brother?

[Volbet]

Just now, Cazual-T said:

Lol ya but its too messy and they scream like a goat too much =/ what about step brother?

Is he a virgin? If so, it should work as a substitute. 

[GuNjAX_3030]

9 hours ago, TubsAlwaysWins said:

@Cazual-T Yeah like this

 

Lol wow thats minecraft? On Amazon reviews when im looking for Gpu's and its like a TitanX or 1080, atleast some person would comment if the titan would play Minecraft on Ultra High with high frames, and the answers were always never straight forward or joking. Like it was some inside joke i didnt know about. I understand now.

[GuNjAX_3030]

4 minutes ago, Volbet said:

Is he a virgin? If so, it should work as a substitute. 

Lol hes 36 and is a colonial rapist. So hes not pure. Would the demons be offended by this?

[GuNjAX_3030]

5 hours ago, JoaoPRSousa said:

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO OPEN SUCH A THING?

Honestly i dont =/. Im probably really scared of them but very fascinated at the same time. I want to me a white lighter to fight them though. Do u know where i can get proper Whitelight training?

[Volbet]

1 minute ago, Cazual-T said:

Lol hes 36 and is a colonial rapist. So hes not pure. Would the demons be offended by this?

They would be a bit disgruntled and might not take requests.

It's akin to requesting your favorite song from a DJ but vomitting on his mixer while doing so. 

[GuNjAX_3030]

7 hours ago, peej said:

As an official member of the church of Satan I do not recommend that you do this. 

Woa there are devil Churches? Ya im afraid i would be powerless if the demons raped me =(

[SpaceGhostC2C]

Check whether there is a "push" or "pull" sign on it. Usually green=push, red=pull, in case they only used colors. If no sign, double-check it isn't a sliding type.

[GuNjAX_3030]

4 minutes ago, SpaceGhostC2C said:

Check whether there is a "push" or "pull" sign on it. Usually green=push, red=pull, in case they only used colors. If no sign, double-check it isn't a sliding type.

Dang man, I dont understand... are you saying to sacrifice muskrats with smegma butter on them? Please help?

[Tieox]

First you must arrange a family gathering where your mother, your mother in law, and Aunties are present.

 

You then when your daughter asks to hear Frozen, put this on : 

 

 

You should have in your room many angry demons within a short period of time (approx 2:41)

 

[Sauron]

Buy Doom

[minibois]

just try dividing by zero, I heard that does the trick.

[ThinkWithPortals]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[GuNjAX_3030]

meow meow meow. That works well for my tv remote controller  Do u believe in ouiji Boards?

[GuNjAX_3030]

"American Horror Story" -Season 6 'Roanoke'.   Demons from 1500's

[Tieox]

 

[GuNjAX_3030]

2 hours ago, Kierax said:

First you must arrange a family gathering where your mother, your mother in law, and Aunties are present.

 

You then when your daughter asks to hear Frozen, put this on : 

 

 

You should have in your room many angry demons within a short period of time (approx 2:41)

 

I am afraid to watch this princess clip  Will this really open that portal and unleash Demons into this house that i will be moving out of in 1 month? Do demons have awesome possum gps systems? Are they into computers like me? Who am I/ Where am I? 

[Tieox]

Just now, Cazual-T said:

I am afraid to watch this princess clip  Will this really open that portal and unleash Demons into this house that i will be moving out of in 1 month? Do demons have awesome possum gps systems? Are they into computers like me? Who am I/ Where am I?