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source: http://store.steampowered.com/app/316750/?snr=1_7_15__13
 
the PC version was released 2 days ago and as of now there are 33 reviews of the game, most of them negative
what's the problem with the game? well ...
  • partial controller support and general not rebindable controls
  • inexplicable lag
  • random crashes
  • unintuitive menus
not even the console version of the game, and that launched a year ago (!!!!) wasn't any better
the Metacritic score for the PS4 version is at 63: http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/tetris-ultimate
 
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it's just mind boggling how someone, anyone, could mess up Tetris  <_<
it has simple game mechanics and graphics; I just can't even ... how the hell can you make Tetris crash?! high school students, if given some API samples and some guides, could build a working and functioning Tetris program
 
if you want a Tetris like alternative, I'm recommending Lumines: http://store.steampowered.com/app/11900 - it just works!
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Is it that fucking hard to make tetris..? lol

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Is it that fucking hard to make tetris..? lol

no.  I'm pretty sure I could whip a version up in Flash in about a day, and it could even have rebindable controls

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Is it that fucking hard to make tetris..? lol

 

If a bunch of farmers can make Pong using sheep and sheepdogs, programming Tetris should be a walk in the park. :D

 

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Now this is a new level of fail lol.

I mean, Tetris?, did they screwed up Tetris?

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im pretty sure it was broken when it was released in 2014 on consoles, and they didnt make an effort to try and make it any better when they released it on pc

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ULTIMATE TETRIS! EXTREME!

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Well...the ps4 one was terrible.

It's no surprise the PC version is the same.

 

I'm pretty sure it also has DLCs.

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DLC for tetris?...LMAO

mmhh, oh yeah it's ubisoft

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If a bunch of farmers can make Pong using sheep and sheepdogs, programming Tetris should be a walk in the park. :D

 

https://www.facebook.com/bill.keir1/videos/10200364102043902/?pnref=story

 

 

no.  I'm pretty sure I could whip a version up in Flash in about a day, and it could even have rebindable controls

 

 

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source: http://store.steampowered.com/app/316750/?snr=1_7_15__13

 

the PC version was released 2 days ago and as of now there are 33 reviews of the game, most of them negative

what's the problem with the game? well ...

  • partial controller support and general not rebindable controls
  • inexplicable lag
  • random crashes
  • unintuitive menus
not even the console version of the game, and that launched a year ago (!!!!) wasn't any better

the Metacritic score for the PS4 version is at 63: http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/tetris-ultimate

 

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it's just mind boggling how someone, anyone, could mess up Tetris  <_<

it has simple game mechanics and graphics; I just can't even ... how the hell can you make Tetris crash?! high school students, if given some API samples and some guides, could build a working and functioning Tetris program

 

if you want a Tetris like alternative, I'm recommending Lumines: http://store.steampowered.com/app/11900 - it just works!

 

actually 63% is pretty high for a Ubisoft game considering the Ubisoft hate circlejerk. The only recent game I can remember who got a higher score was Assassin's creed Black Flag.

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1980's code is just too challenging.

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Easy solution to this - http://tetris.com/play-tetris/

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They will delay Ultimate Tetris to unlock FPS rate for PC and in meanwhile it runs at cinematic 30FPS at 900p.

Next DLC will be muh bright colors!!11! And only for 59.99 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fast, we have to keep digging in our wallets!!!! IT IS UBISOFT!!!!!

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Dayum. You have to be a special kind of stupid to screw up Tetris of all things.

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10 euros? Shit I should continue making my perfectly stable Java version and sell it for 5 euros...

 

Sadly I'd have to pay for the IP...

 

Call yours Fourtress and have the completed lines build up a fort you use in minigames, a la Rampart, and sell it as a micro-transaction monster on mobile

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WHAT. THE. FUCK? I started to feel ashamed to have considered Ubisoft for internship, I have no choice but to go EA then.

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Game boy or gtfo imo

 

Arcade machine is also acceptable.

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Well! you know I won't buy Ubisoft games any time soon.

 

Okay, if they ruined this game, what will we expect with The Division ? A simple Tetris game ... versus a huge triple A title?.... hmmm... no.

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Isn't Tetris like public domain: a kind gift from Mother Russia? Let's just make a clone called the "Fuck ubisoft falling pieces puzzle" game.

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