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I find men much less confusing. Seriously we make it so much clearer that we find you attractive...

well we are men after all, we are going to understand men more then we understand women

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At least we're from this planet.

 

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One does not simply

understand women

 

If your date says he/she doesn't want any food even if you're buying.. And He/she reaches for your fries

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Not everyone is like that. Goes for women too.

 

Stereotypes man.

 

I personally classify myself as an ultra Troll. 

 

You can only understand me. Not predict me.

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and the reason why men are stupid is because women are crazy

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Wait, I'm a man, you're telling me I have a 20 inch dong?

Noice.

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I don't know OP, men are pretty simple.  :P 

 

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I don't know OP, men are pretty simple.  :P

 

 

haha

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I can't tell what is and isn't serious to be honest.

 

Most of what you said is untrue, so there's that.

 

I'm mostly poking fun at all the threads that make it seem that women are some kind of creature written by HP Lovecraft. :P

 

you wanna understand males

 

sex

food

sleep

work

play

 

O:

 

Very similar to women.

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O:

 

Very similar to women.

 

funny, how they act you'd never think it

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I don't think that's how it works lel

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

I am nothing like this, nor have I ever been. I prefer not to blanket groups of people with titles. I understand stereotypes and why they exist, that said they should not exist. Judge each individual for what they are. Judging is in our nature, it is good. Just not for groups as a whole. 

This separation of thought is an exhibition of intellect 

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I don't understand women.

None of us do.

 

 

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A perfect summary lol

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None of us do.

I do. Its not that hard.

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I think the author of this image has improperly represented the male brain. In actuality, it is much smaller.  B) 

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