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Share some of your favorite quotes 

 

 

"The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education"   ~ Samuel Clemens

 

 

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."   ~ Wernher von Braun

yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why

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The two in my signature.

Main Rig: CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X | RAM: 32GB (2x16GB) KLEVV CRAS XR RGB DDR4-3600 | Motherboard: Gigabyte B550I AORUS PRO AX | Storage: 512GB SKHynix PC401, 1TB Samsung 970 EVO Plus, 2x Micron 1100 256GB SATA SSDs | GPU: EVGA RTX 3080 FTW3 Ultra 10GB | Cooling: ThermalTake Floe 280mm w/ be quiet! Pure Wings 3 | Case: Sliger SM580 (Black) | PSU: Lian Li SP 850W

 

Server: CPU: AMD Ryzen 3 3100 | RAM: 32GB (2x16GB) Crucial DDR4 Pro | Motherboard: ASUS PRIME B550-PLUS AC-HES | Storage: 128GB Samsung PM961, 4TB Seagate IronWolf | GPU: AMD FirePro WX 3100 | Cooling: EK-AIO Elite 360 D-RGB | Case: Corsair 5000D Airflow (White) | PSU: Seasonic Focus GM-850

 

Miscellaneous: Dell Optiplex 7060 Micro (i5-8500T/16GB/512GB), Lenovo ThinkCentre M715q Tiny (R5 2400GE/16GB/256GB), Dell Optiplex 7040 SFF (i5-6400/8GB/128GB)

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SLS is maintaining his fap for longer than I can" - @Whiskers 2014

 

hehe @TheSLSAMG

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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"People die when they are killed" - Emiya Shirou, Fate Stay Night

 

(Will edit once I remember more)

Mutsuki:

CPU: AMD A8 5600K @ 4.2GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-F2A55M-DS2 (rev. 1.0) | RAM: 2 x Kingston Low Profile 4GB 1333MHz | GPU: Sapphire R7 260X OC 2GB DDR5 2xDVI | HDD0: Seagate Barracuda 500GB 7200RPM 3.5" (SATA II) | HDD1: WD Elements (WD Blue 1TB 3.5" SATA II) connected via USB 2.0 | HDD2: Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200rpm (SATA II) | DVD: Samsung DVD+RW combo drive | PSU: FSP Hexa 600W | Case: Aerocool PGS V | Cooling: DeepCool Gammaxx S40 (stock fan), 2x 120mm Aerocool fan 1xDeepCool 120mm fan from a scrapped heatsink

eMachines D732Z | CPU: Intel Pentium D P6100 | GPU: Intel HD 3000 | RAM: 2x Kingston ValueRAM 2GB 1066MHz SODIMM | HDD: Hitachi 320GB 5600RPM

Acer ES13 | CPU: Intel Pentium N4200 | GPU:  Intel HD 505 | RAM: 1x 4GB (unidentified) DDR3L | HDD: (unidentified) 500GB 5600RPM

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"fuck"

-The Bellerophon- Obsidian 550D-i5-3570k@4.5Ghz -Asus Sabertooth Z77-16GB Corsair Dominator Platinum 1866Mhz-x2 EVGA GTX 760 Dual FTW 4GB-Creative Sound Blaster XF-i Titanium-OCZ Vertex Plus 120GB-Seagate Barracuda 2TB- https://linustechtips.com/main/topic/60154-the-not-really-a-build-log-build-log/ Twofold http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/121043-twofold-a-dual-itx-system/ How great is EVGA? http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/110662-evga-how-great-are-they/#entry1478299

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"fuck"

Well, who said it then?

 

motherfucker fuck you

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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A man’s life is only a vapor that vanishes in an instant. One should spend his life doing that which he enjoys. As short as life is, it is foolish to spend it doing only the things one hates.

 

Wisdom comes from paying attention to wise people. Love comes from always striving for the good of others and placing others before oneself.

Bravery is developed by simply gritting one’s teeth and with determination crashing through any barrier in one’s way without regard to the circumstances.

 

If you are caught unprepared by a sudden rainstorm, you should not run foolishly down the road or hide under the eves of houses.

You are going to get soaked either way. Accept that from the beginning and go on your way. This way you will not be distressed by a little rain. Apply this lesson to everything.

 

There is certainly nothing more important in life than what we do at the present moment. A person’s entire life consists of nothing more than one moment piled on top of another,

over and over again. Once enlightened to this, the warrior has nothing else to worry about, because he realizes that he has only to live in the present moment with the utmost intensity.

 

I won't quote all of Hagakure.. But those are some highlights

 

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"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito" - The Dalai Llama XIV

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“A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do we know that his future will not be equal to our present? If he reach the age of forty or fifty, and has not made himself heard of, then indeed he will not be worth being regarded with respect.” 

-Confucius

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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"Samsung White that game were just, like, the power rangers, and Royal Club, was like, a hot dog or something" - Doublelift, LoL World Championship Finals 2014

"M. Aronnax." replied the Canadian, "your arguments are rotten at the foundation. You speak in the future, 'We shall be there! we shall be here!' I speak in the present, 'We are here, and we must profit by it.'"

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Either: "We all know what we are, but not who we may be." ~William Shakespeare or 

“When kids look up to great scientists the way they do to great musicians and actors, civilization will jump to the next level.” ~Brian Greene.

This one is also pretty good, "suicide doesn't show weakness, it shows that whatever drove them to suicide was pure evil." ~Unknown

 CPU Intel Core i7-4790K  | Motherboard Asus Sabertooth z97 Mark 1 | RAM Corsair Dominator Platinum 16gb 1866mhz | GPU EVGA GeForce GTX 980 w/ ACX 2.0 | Case Fractal Design Define R4 w/Window | Storage Western Digital BLACK SERIES 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM + Samsung 840 EVO 250GB |  PSU Corsiar RM750 | Display(s) Some Acer Things | Cooling Corsair H100i + 5x Noctua NF-F12 industrial 120mm fans(they are freaking load) | Keyboard Corsair Vengeance K95 |  Mouse Logitech G502 | Sound Audio-Technica AD900x + 02+ODAC +AT2020 | OS Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro 

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never go full retard

Its all about those volumetric clouds

 

 

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“When kids look up to great scientists the way they do to great musicians and actors, civilization will jump to the next level” ~Brian Greene.

 

We need more people like Brian Greene and Neil deGrasse Tyson

yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why

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Also, "They call me Diddles. I wear two watches because it's always time to diddle." - SergeantSquiggs 2013

"M. Aronnax." replied the Canadian, "your arguments are rotten at the foundation. You speak in the future, 'We shall be there! we shall be here!' I speak in the present, 'We are here, and we must profit by it.'"

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“You need to beat it to get hard.” - @Johners (AKA KRINKIN OG KUSH) 10/10 2013

“Plenty of action in the rear.” - @Windspeed36
”pls quote me i want 2 be famos - everyone” - @Fooshikins
“You got to pound it on a rock really hard" - @NoireMk2
"Le toblerone" - @nsyedhasan
"Heil Hitler yo" -@Whiskers 2014
"He's fapping to victory" - @Whiskers 2014
"Last ass fault I played..." -@Whiskers 2014
"SLS is maintaining his fap for longer than I can" - @Whiskers 2014
"I am currently out-fapping both of you" - @Whiskers 2014
“After a long, hard road, I have finally out-fapped SLS" -@Whiskers 2014
"SHUT THE HUE UP" - @TopWarGamer(lel) 2013
“I dont care if she has screwed up teeth, she's sexy” - @TheSLSAMG 2013
"aww the new double d's look amazing" -@TheSLSAMG
“move your window” - CoolBeans 2014
“SLS penis = love” - @cjeffcoatjr
"battery fanny packs" - @MeltyMoon 2014
“Good night dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding” - @TheSLSAMG
“I love Logan's beard.” - TheSLSAMG
“DELTA FANS MOTHERFUCKER!” - TheSLSAMG
“I went outside today. The graphics were incredible. But, I kept getting rejected by women. The gameplay sucks.”- TheSLSAMG
“That moment when you accidentally type in Jewegg…”- TheSLSAMG
“SLS don’t leave me honey” - Whiskers
“uncomfort intensifies” -TheSLSAMG
“nigga intensifies, and then recedes after noticing he has nowhere near the penis of a black man” - TheSLSAMG
“Daddy's back, bitches.” - TheSLSAMG
“Do you go outside and scrub your nuts with sand” - @Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“I need all of it” - Whiskers
“Everyone loves my everything, including my whiskey” - Whiskers 2014
“RAM is like chocolate pudding” - @Bluejay0
"Noctuas are fans dipped in oatmeal. Mmm..."- Bluejay0
“This is a tech forum not Reddit” - @Dave :)
“Is Russia a continent?”- @WunderWaffle 4 president 2016
“haygurllemetuchurbut” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“I am a test subject for a sleep deprivation experiment” - @Slick
"And this is why console players fucking hate us." - @Sarcasm 2013
“Wait for the HD 9000 series” - Coolbeans
“Great read fellow techtipian” - @Lays
“I should shoot you right now.” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
"Is your dad hammering his penis into your wall?" - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
"I only have a cup on" - NoireMk2
“u wot m8?” - bentheren all the time
“I’m not Mexican… I wasn’t going to go to Noire’s house and run fiber no charge.” - Whiskers (he was only kidding to be fair)
"is that the big wide pink one" - !Jaybird
"dicks blowing in my face, I can barely talk right now" - ExconWQHD
"EVGA Afterburner" - TheSLSAMG
“Is there an LTT ecksenktion?” - Bluejay0
“sorry but you just gave me an ass tumor” -@_ASSASSIN_
"IT'S A STUPID" - nsyedhasan
“Woahh guys hold the memes,” - @Snapy1
"My wee has been doing nothing and just lying there for years." - Whiskers
“That’s the most cheeky scrublord way… I’ll use it!” - nsyed
“You’re queefing a lot of shit right now.” - TheSLSAMG
“Tell me more about your musical buttcheeks..” - mrpants
<00:39:17> "MangoJuiceStain": gold nigger
<00:39:21> "MangoJuiceStain": Digger*
<00:39:23> "MangoJuiceStain": holy crap
<00:39:33> "MangoJuiceStain": I didn't actually say that
“I probably make [Vladmir Putin] very happy in bed” - Whiskers
“kden.jpg”- _ASSASSIN_
“Daddy’s black bitches” - Whiskers
“Never leave the spam bot on while trying to post a status update.” - TheSLSAMG
“You’re not even black! HA!” - Ssoele
“but but but my dick is hard I can’t help it” - MangoJuiceStain
“and remember my dick is hard <3” - MangoJuiceStain
"Why wouldn't I [finger a girl]" -nsyedhasan
“FLOPPY ANIME TITS CANNOT QUELL MY RAGE RIGHT NOW.” - TopWarGamer
"you are like the cancer of the internet" - nsyedhasan
"Who's sexy dog is that?" "I want to fuck it in the ass" - MangoJuiceStain
“Nsyed went down on Slick” - Kayn
"You're just thinking the American way, you're thinking wrong." - Ssoele
"I put it all in my mouth at once, there was alot of it" - TheSLSAMG
“every inch counts” - Whiskers 2014
“I don’t always clean my popcorn, but when I do, I watch my parents masturbate at the same time” - Mrpants in reference to TheSLSAMG’s daily struggle
“On my first period...” - Bluejay0
"we all know how you twerk" -_ASSASSIN_
"Damnit I'm a bitch" -TheSLSAMG
”I downloaded 5 gigabeets last night” - Lays
“Please collect my juicy nectar” - Nsyed
“Please poke me” - Nsyed
“What is moo-moo thing?” - Lohney ples
“You can never be as good as me.” - Lohney
“I was just drunk.” - Whiskers
“Hatsune Miku is a literal 10/10 rite?” -Nsyed the baller who gets a couple dollars
“Probing is a very hands on experience”- TheSLSAMG
“White noise is the sound of white power” - Whiskers 2014
“I may have to investigate  that [schlongs of Skyrim mod]” - Whiskers 2014
“HOT FRIGGIN DIDDERY DOO” - XzisT
"excuse me" -_ASSASSIN_ 2014
"The 'eeeerrrrrrrnnnn' of the noctuas" - Darren (Lays)
“epical” - sperkowsky
‘OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT TAMALE” - Lays
AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH TITSICLE - TheSLSAMG playing BF4
“You’re dropping more packets than a waitress at tacobell” - Lays 2014
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG NETCODE!!! - TheSLSAMG
“I need partners..” - TheSLSAMG
“One of the nicer looking Double D’s” -nsyed 4 prez 2014
“I’m soooo drunk hehehehehehehe” -Whiskers
“Proceed to gargle fecal matter” - MrPants
“nigga STOP” -MangoJuiceStain
“fuk you” -Mangothescrublordwhowillnevergettrustedtoplel
“I thought brown people has accents” -MangoJuiceStain
“Penis is one of my favorite foods” -MangoJuiceStain
“It’s brown and furry” - Tea1337
“give me access and I'll make it worth you a while” -MangoJuiceStain in a poke to MrPants
“you dicksacks” -MangoJuiceStain
“You know how big they are?” -Whiskers
“Death by headphone strangulation…” -Whiskers
“Do you WANT to see that pizza dick?” -Whiskers
“Pants at least it's circumcised” -MangoJuiceStain
“cir-cum-sized geddit huehuehue” -Whiskers
Once, I accidentaly said "circumcised" instead of "circumference". - WunderWaffle 4 president 2016
“you took advantage of me assassin D:” -Whiskers
“Isn't enjoyable when it's so small…” -Whiskers
“That's not the only thing you need to apply cream to nightly” -Tea1337
“<22:38:53> "Whiskers": IT'S POSTED ON IGN
<22:38:55> "Whiskers": IT'S TOXIC
<22:38:58> "Whiskers": IT KILLS BABIES IN AFRICA” -Whiskers
“It sticks out like a sore cock” -Techswede
“Canada looks like a hat and Mexico looks like an ass.” - Whiskers
“like your mother's dick” -Whiskers
“are you so insecure in your sexuality that you're terrified by the potential prospect of seeing a gentleman's sausage? ;)” -Whiskers to assassin because he’s acting like a little bitch and won’t click a link.
“it looks like a range rover that crashed into a cheap sex toy store.” -Whiskers
“I’m a motorboat I’m a motorboat” -ixibonehead
“<01:04:48> "Whiskers": I.... want to fuck a dog in the ass...
<01:04:53> "Whiskers": I wanna fuck a dog in the ass...
<01:04:57> "Whiskers": I wanna fuck a dog.
<01:04:59> "Whiskers": I...
<01:05:06> "Whiskers": wanna fuck your mom.. sorry :P” -Whiskers
“What are those blue fish nigger things?” -ixibonehead
“Dude you aren’t reporting me to the FBI for saying that mang” -Cjeffcoatjr in a poke to MrPants
“I was in the mall and I saw this black guy with women’s yoga pants…” - ixiBoneHeadixi
“Are there any niggers here on the teamspeak?" -ixibonehead
"I was just asking if there were any niggers here so I can make a nigger joke" -ixibonehead
“So you need a mother that is lactating.” - Kayn 2014
“They forget about the part where they explode their refrigerator” - _ASSASSIN_
“Damn blue fish nigger coming in here to annoy me.” - ixiBoneHeadixi
“ I'm a 60 year old man from new delhi” - Mangotheshithead
“The advantage [of a milk in the bag] is that you can suck it like a tit” - TheSLSAMG
“can i suck u?” - iNothing
"Assassin, I need you..." - TheSLSAMG
“who is John Cena? is he a pedophile?” - Samdb
“hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” - pintend in response to samdb
“it looks like someone put facial features on a nipple.” - Mark
“what the HAL” - Mark
“Your opinion doesn’t matter because you’re Belgian” - pintend to Ssoele
“America is the only country that matters.” - Darren
“Your cat is more nourished than the rest of Africa!” - TheSLSAMG referring to Nicholas Marzio
“I’m asian, what did you expect?” - TheSLSAMG in reference to his dick
“put a maymay up my butt” - power the scrubbie who is sponsered by mtndew and doritos
“I’m black. --I mean, back.” - TheSLSAMG
“Sell your airplane to Al-Qaeda and then buy the card” - Lays
“Don’t flame [obvious username but shall not be named] just because his wood is darker than yours” -Doublewii
“That’s what he said after 10 hours of masturbation.” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DoucheCanoe, Dildonia
“Maybe he’s jump roping with his dick” -Lays 4 prez 2016
Darren Lopez is the skinniest mexican in the world. - TheDoubleYGamer
WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW - Lays
“I’ll blow you through the internet” -nsyedhasan
“LinusSchnitzelTits” - VampireKid
“Shut up Africa” - mrpants
“I like to rage about everything. I am also a massive cunt, fucking get over it.” - Samdb
“Kiss him.” - nsyedhasan in reference to whiskers
"King Penis, Please Rise!" - Mark
"Stop touching your dick and talk" - Nicholas
“The fact that you’re covered in my load tells me everything.” - WunderWuffle
“That’s like telling Emma to stop being sexy.” - WunderWuffle
“I’m crying tears of soy” - Lanoi
“Dude, this chick is kinda hot. I’d let her sit on my face.” - OneGun (banned) 2014
“He’s a special little boy, isn’t he.” - FescoTesco (in reference to Stephen Hawking)
“why not have a real top-piece?” -TheSLSAMG refering to how he likes his women
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? IT’S A PLATYPUS!” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“that literally looks like a mix between a hammerhead shark and a dildo” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“My penis is not compatible with racists” - TheSLSAMG
“Michelle Obama is so hot she gave me a presidential erection” - Joshua
"
“Black people are racist.” - SsoeleI didn't know black people still needed dial-up" - Ssoele 2014
“Penis is love, Penis is life.” - Mango
“Who cares, boobs?” - Cjeffcoatjr
“On a scale of 1-10 how African is your penis?” - Mango to Nicholas Marzio
“Stop breathing!” - _ASSASSIN_
“Yay, bluescreen!” -  Lanoi
Assassin is brown as my penis - Mango
"Milk Lanoi. Do it." -ixi
“Calm my moist tits” -DoubleYGaymer
you're suppose to give me a load - Kayn 2014
“size matters” - >ASSROCK
"google is stupid, when you google normal people it comes up with nignogs. #notracist" - looney
"I can handle 5.5 inches" - Blade Of Grass
“I bang on my desk often…” -TheSLSAMG
“GTX 7990” - DarrenP
"I would just whisper in her ear ‘let me crawl into your eurethra’ and then BOOM. her pants explode” - Lord Pantaloonez the 3rd of DCD
“Wunder, I was right on top of you.” - _ASSASSIN_
“[FUHD is] Fuck you HD”- Elguito
“1080P is 4K” - TheSLSAMG
"That thing will choke hard." - TheSLSAMG
We're such a pain in the ass- tmcclelland455
“Four cores for more whores.” - Lanoi
"I am Russian white Nigga, I am Eddie Murphie" - ‎Кудрявый Элл
"Trust me, I'm Asian..." -terrytek 2014
"My neighbors are fucking at it and it's even louder this time" -WinNut 2014
"Even Avast detects it as crapware" -terrytek 2014

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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“You need to beat it to get hard.” - @Johners (AKA KRINKIN OG KUSH) 10/10 2013

“Plenty of action in the rear.” - @Windspeed36
”pls quote me i want 2 be famos - everyone” - @Fooshikins
“You got to pound it on a rock really hard" - @NoireMk2
"Le toblerone" - @nsyedhasan
"Heil Hitler yo" -@Whiskers 2014
"He's fapping to victory" - @Whiskers 2014
"Last ass fault I played..." -@Whiskers 2014
"SLS is maintaining his fap for longer than I can" - @Whiskers 2014
"I am currently out-fapping both of you" - @Whiskers 2014
“After a long, hard road, I have finally out-fapped SLS" -@Whiskers 2014
"SHUT THE HUE UP" - @TopWargamer(lel) 2013
“I dont care if she has screwed up teeth, she's sexy” - @TheSLSAMG 2013
"aww the new double d's look amazing" -@TheSLSAMG
“move your window” - CoolBeans 2014
“SLS penis = love” - @cjeffcoatjr
"battery fanny packs" - @MeltyMoon 2014
“Good night dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding” - @TheSLSAMG
“I love Logan's beard.” - TheSLSAMG
“DELTA FANS MOTHERFUCKER!” - TheSLSAMG
“I went outside today. The graphics were incredible. But, I kept getting rejected by women. The gameplay sucks.”- TheSLSAMG
“That moment when you accidentally type in Jewegg…”- TheSLSAMG
“SLS don’t leave me honey” - Whiskers
“uncomfort intensifies” -TheSLSAMG
“nigga intensifies, and then recedes after noticing he has nowhere near the penis of a black man” - TheSLSAMG
“Daddy's back, bitches.” - TheSLSAMG
“Do you go outside and scrub your nuts with sand” - @Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“I need all of it” - Whiskers
“Everyone loves my everything, including my whiskey” - Whiskers 2014
“RAM is like chocolate pudding” - @Bluejay0
"Noctuas are fans dipped in oatmeal. Mmm..."- Bluejay0
“This is a tech forum not Reddit” - @Dave :)
“Is Russia a continent?”- @WunderWaffle 4 president 2016
“haygurllemetuchurbut” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“I am a test subject for a sleep deprivation experiment” - @Slick
"And this is why console players fucking hate us." - @Sarcasm 2013
“Wait for the HD 9000 series” - Coolbeans
“Great read fellow techtipian” - @Lays
“I should shoot you right now.” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
"Is your dad hammering his penis into your wall?" - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
"I only have a cup on" - NoireMk2
“u wot m8?” - bentheren all the time
“I’m not Mexican… I wasn’t going to go to Noire’s house and run fiber no charge.” - Whiskers (he was only kidding to be fair)
"is that the big wide pink one" - !Jaybird
"dicks blowing in my face, I can barely talk right now" - ExconWQHD
"EVGA Afterburner" - TheSLSAMG
“Is there an LTT ecksenktion?” - Bluejay0
“sorry but you just gave me an ass tumor” -@_ASSASSIN_
"IT'S A STUPID" - nsyedhasan
“Woahh guys hold the memes,” - @Snapy1
"My wee has been doing nothing and just lying there for years." - Whiskers
“That’s the most cheeky scrublord way… I’ll use it!” - nsyed
“You’re queefing a lot of shit right now.” - TheSLSAMG
“Tell me more about your musical buttcheeks..” - mrpants
<00:39:17> "MangoJuiceStain": gold nigger
<00:39:21> "MangoJuiceStain": Digger*
<00:39:23> "MangoJuiceStain": holy crap
<00:39:33> "MangoJuiceStain": I didn't actually say that
“I probably make [Vladmir Putin] very happy in bed” - Whiskers
“kden.jpg”- _ASSASSIN_
“Daddy’s black bitches” - Whiskers
“Never leave the spam bot on while trying to post a status update.” - TheSLSAMG
“You’re not even black! HA!” - Ssoele
“but but but my dick is hard I can’t help it” - MangoJuiceStain
“and remember my dick is hard <3” - MangoJuiceStain
"Why wouldn't I [finger a girl]" -nsyedhasan
“FLOPPY ANIME TITS CANNOT QUELL MY RAGE RIGHT NOW.” - TopWarGamer
"you are like the cancer of the internet" - nsyedhasan
"Who's sexy dog is that?" "I want to fuck it in the ass" - MangoJuiceStain
“Nsyed went down on Slick” - Kayn
"You're just thinking the American way, you're thinking wrong." - Ssoele
"I put it all in my mouth at once, there was alot of it" - TheSLSAMG
“every inch counts” - Whiskers 2014
“I don’t always clean my popcorn, but when I do, I watch my parents masturbate at the same time” - Mrpants in reference to TheSLSAMG’s daily struggle
“On my first period...” - Bluejay0
"we all know how you twerk" -_ASSASSIN_
"Damnit I'm a bitch" -TheSLSAMG
”I downloaded 5 gigabeets last night” - Lays
“Please collect my juicy nectar” - Nsyed
“Please poke me” - Nsyed
“What is moo-moo thing?” - Lohney ples
“You can never be as good as me.” - Lohney
“I was just drunk.” - Whiskers
“Hatsune Miku is a literal 10/10 rite?” -Nsyed the baller who gets a couple dollars
“Probing is a very hands on experience”- TheSLSAMG
“White noise is the sound of white power” - Whiskers 2014
“I may have to investigate  that [schlongs of Skyrim mod]” - Whiskers 2014
“HOT FRIGGIN DIDDERY DOO” - XzisT
"excuse me" -_ASSASSIN_ 2014
"The 'eeeerrrrrrrnnnn' of the noctuas" - Darren (Lays)
“epical” - sperkowsky
‘OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT TAMALE” - Lays
AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH TITSICLE - TheSLSAMG playing BF4
“You’re dropping more packets than a waitress at tacobell” - Lays 2014
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG NETCODE!!! - TheSLSAMG
“I need partners..” - TheSLSAMG
“One of the nicer looking Double D’s” -nsyed 4 prez 2014
“I’m soooo drunk hehehehehehehe” -Whiskers
“Proceed to gargle fecal matter” - MrPants
“nigga STOP” -MangoJuiceStain
“fuk you” -Mangothescrublordwhowillnevergettrustedtoplel
“I thought brown people has accents” -MangoJuiceStain
“Penis is one of my favorite foods” -MangoJuiceStain
“It’s brown and furry” - Tea1337
“give me access and I'll make it worth you a while” -MangoJuiceStain in a poke to MrPants
“you dicksacks” -MangoJuiceStain
“You know how big they are?” -Whiskers
“Death by headphone strangulation…” -Whiskers
“Do you WANT to see that pizza dick?” -Whiskers
“Pants at least it's circumcised” -MangoJuiceStain
“cir-cum-sized geddit huehuehue” -Whiskers
Once, I accidentaly said "circumcised" instead of "circumference". - WunderWaffle 4 president 2016
“you took advantage of me assassin D:” -Whiskers
“Isn't enjoyable when it's so small…” -Whiskers
“That's not the only thing you need to apply cream to nightly” -Tea1337
“<22:38:53> "Whiskers": IT'S POSTED ON IGN
<22:38:55> "Whiskers": IT'S TOXIC
<22:38:58> "Whiskers": IT KILLS BABIES IN AFRICA” -Whiskers
“It sticks out like a sore cock” -Techswede
“Canada looks like a hat and Mexico looks like an ass.” - Whiskers
“like your mother's dick” -Whiskers
“are you so insecure in your sexuality that you're terrified by the potential prospect of seeing a gentleman's sausage? ;)” -Whiskers to assassin because he’s acting like a little bitch and won’t click a link.
“it looks like a range rover that crashed into a cheap sex toy store.” -Whiskers
“I’m a motorboat I’m a motorboat” -ixibonehead
“<01:04:48> "Whiskers": I.... want to fuck a dog in the ass...
<01:04:53> "Whiskers": I wanna fuck a dog in the ass...
<01:04:57> "Whiskers": I wanna fuck a dog.
<01:04:59> "Whiskers": I...
<01:05:06> "Whiskers": wanna fuck your mom.. sorry :P” -Whiskers
“What are those blue fish nigger things?” -ixibonehead
“Dude you aren’t reporting me to the FBI for saying that mang” -Cjeffcoatjr in a poke to MrPants
“I was in the mall and I saw this black guy with women’s yoga pants…” - ixiBoneHeadixi
“Are there any niggers here on the teamspeak?" -ixibonehead
"I was just asking if there were any niggers here so I can make a nigger joke" -ixibonehead
“So you need a mother that is lactating.” - Kayn 2014
“They forget about the part where they explode their refrigerator” - _ASSASSIN_
“Damn blue fish nigger coming in here to annoy me.” - ixiBoneHeadixi
“ I'm a 60 year old man from new delhi” - Mangotheshithead
“The advantage [of a milk in the bag] is that you can suck it like a tit” - TheSLSAMG
“can i suck u?” - iNothing
"Assassin, I need you..." - TheSLSAMG
“who is John Cena? is he a pedophile?” - Samdb
“hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” - pintend in response to samdb
“it looks like someone put facial features on a nipple.” - Mark
“what the HAL” - Mark
“Your opinion doesn’t matter because you’re Belgian” - pintend to Ssoele
“America is the only country that matters.” - Darren
“Your cat is more nourished than the rest of Africa!” - TheSLSAMG referring to Nicholas Marzio
“I’m asian, what did you expect?” - TheSLSAMG in reference to his dick
“put a maymay up my butt” - power the scrubbie who is sponsered by mtndew and doritos
“I’m black. --I mean, back.” - TheSLSAMG
“Sell your airplane to Al-Qaeda and then buy the card” - Lays
“Don’t flame [obvious username but shall not be named] just because his wood is darker than yours” -Doublewii
“That’s what he said after 10 hours of masturbation.” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DoucheCanoe, Dildonia
“Maybe he’s jump roping with his dick” -Lays 4 prez 2016
Darren Lopez is the skinniest mexican in the world. - TheDoubleYGamer
WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW - Lays
“I’ll blow you through the internet” -nsyedhasan
“LinusSchnitzelTits” - VampireKid
“Shut up Africa” - mrpants
“I like to rage about everything. I am also a massive cunt, fucking get over it.” - Samdb
“Kiss him.” - nsyedhasan in reference to whiskers
"King Penis, Please Rise!" - Mark
"Stop touching your dick and talk" - Nicholas
“The fact that you’re covered in my load tells me everything.” - WunderWuffle
“That’s like telling Emma to stop being sexy.” - WunderWuffle
“I’m crying tears of soy” - Lanoi
“Dude, this chick is kinda hot. I’d let her sit on my face.” - OneGun (banned) 2014
“He’s a special little boy, isn’t he.” - FescoTesco (in reference to Stephen Hawking)
“why not have a real top-piece?” -TheSLSAMG refering to how he likes his women
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? IT’S A PLATYPUS!” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“that literally looks like a mix between a hammerhead shark and a dildo” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD
“My penis is not compatible with racists” - TheSLSAMG
“Michelle Obama is so hot she gave me a presidential erection” - Joshua
"
“Black people are racist.” - SsoeleI didn't know black people still needed dial-up" - Ssoele 2014
“Penis is love, Penis is life.” - Mango
“Who cares, boobs?” - Cjeffcoatjr
“On a scale of 1-10 how African is your penis?” - Mango to Nicholas Marzio
“Stop breathing!” - _ASSASSIN_
“Yay, bluescreen!” -  Lanoi
Assassin is brown as my penis - Mango
"Milk Lanoi. Do it." -ixi
“Calm my moist tits” -DoubleYGaymer
you're suppose to give me a load - Kayn 2014
“size matters” - >ASSROCK
"google is stupid, when you google normal people it comes up with nignogs. #notracist" - looney
"I can handle 5.5 inches" - Blade Of Grass
“I bang on my desk often…” -TheSLSAMG
“GTX 7990” - DarrenP
"I would just whisper in her ear ‘let me crawl into your eurethra’ and then BOOM. her pants explode” - Lord Pantaloonez the 3rd of DCD
“Wunder, I was right on top of you.” - _ASSASSIN_
“[FUHD is] Fuck you HD”- Elguito
“1080P is 4K” - TheSLSAMG
"That thing will choke hard." - TheSLSAMG
We're such a pain in the ass- tmcclelland455
“Four cores for more whores.” - Lanoi
"I am Russian white Nigga, I am Eddie Murphie" - ‎Кудрявый Элл
"Trust me, I'm Asian..." -terrytek 2014
"My neighbors are fucking at it and it's even louder this time" -WinNut 2014
"Even Avast detects it as crapware" -terrytek 2014

 

why am i not on this list you fucker

 

jk i could never live up to these :P

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why am i not on this list you fucker

 

jk i could never live up to these :P

lol i just pulled it off @WinNut's profile.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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SEXPECT. -@Vacsol 2014

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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"Hold my beer and watch this"

-Cletus 

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GPU: Asus Strix RTX-4090 Case: Fractal Torrent PSU: Corsair HX-1000i Storage: 2TB Samsung 990 Pro

 

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"more better" -youknowthis

Case: Phanteks Evolve X with ITX mount  cpu: Ryzen 3900X 4.35ghz all cores Motherboard: MSI X570 Unify gpu: EVGA 1070 SC  psu: Phanteks revolt x 1200W Memory: 64GB Kingston Hyper X oc'd to 3600mhz ssd: Sabrent Rocket 4.0 1TB ITX System CPU: 4670k  Motherboard: some cheap asus h87 Ram: 16gb corsair vengeance 1600mhz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

 

 

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 "When you are studying any matter, or considering any philosophy, ask yourself only: What are the facts, and what is the truth that the facts bear out.

Never let yourself be diverted, either by what you wish to believe, or what you think could have beneficent social effects if it were believed; but look only and solely at what are the facts."

 

- Bertrand Russel

 

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."

 

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

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"A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free."

 

- Arthur Schopenhauer

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This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26YLehuMydo

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Of mankind we may say in general they are fickle, hypocritical, and greedy of gain.

 

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it.

 

There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.

 

Politics have no relation to morals.

 

Machiavelli was right.

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