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Windows Updates KB5000802 and KB5000808 are causing BSOD

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2 minutes ago, SGT-AMD said:

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🤔 Nah, weather updates are far more reliable. 

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It sounds to me like the work around is don’t print from inside windows till this one gets worked out.  Won’t work for everything of course.  People seem to be having side issue problems as well.  I miss 8.1

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

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1 hour ago, leadeater said:

Mac OS updates.

They can probably screw those up too

Windows sheer existence causes MacOs updates to break.

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This update was queued on my machine, and it just unqueued itself... Looks like maybe M$ pulled it from the update servers?

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I just had my first BSOD in years, probably.

 

storport.sys failed due to some driver. Dunno if it's caused by the update, but I sure hope so because I really don't feel like reinstalling a million drivers. 

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I think my Slim 7i is running on this build. 

 

BUT, I don't think it's this exact issue as there was some display artifacting before the BSOD, and only occurs straight after a cold boot so far. In use and waking from sleep, it seems fine 

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I can't be the only guy on the planet that dodged all these windows 10 update/upgrade issues in the past 4 years for my PCs at work and home. 

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1 minute ago, xAcid9 said:

I can't be the only guy in the planet that dodged all these windows 10 update/upgrade issues in the past 4 years for my PCs at work and home. 

Stuff like this is very rarely a 100% of users thing.  As example, People complained a lot about AMD’s 5700xt drivers, but in the right situation they always worked fine.  There was one issue that apparently happened only when when exactly two monitors was used.  It wouldn’t have been sent out the door if it failed in every situation. 

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

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5 minutes ago, xAcid9 said:

I can't be the only guy in the planet that dodged all these windows 10 update/upgrade issues in the past 4 years for my PCs at work and home. 

 

I haven't had any issues with Windows 10 on any computer I've ran it on (a pos Sony Vaio, HP Elitebook 8770w, a Thinkpad T540p and now a Thinkpad P50), but I'm not going to deny that there's issues with the OS.

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I just checked, I only have the first update installed not the other. No BSODs though GPU driver restart happened few times lately.

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53 minutes ago, xAcid9 said:

I can't be the only guy in the planet that dodged all these windows 10 update/upgrade issues in the past 4 years for my PCs at work and home. 

Nope, I did too.

All my reinstalls and single BSoD was because I was silly or some old software screwed something up.

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Joke's on you, my printer's too old to print things from my laptops! 😁

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Sorry for the mess!  My laptop just went ROG!

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Retired tech: Apple iPhone XR 256GB in Product(RED), Apple iPhone SE 64GB in Space Grey (2016), iPod Nano 7th Gen in Product(RED), Logitech G533 headset, Logitech G930 headset, Apple AirPods Gen 2 and Gen 3

Trash bin (do not buy): Logitech G935 headset, Logitech G933 headset, Cooler Master Devastator II mouse, Razer Atheris mouse, Chinese off-brand earbuds, anything made by Skullcandy

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12 hours ago, HelpfulTechWizard said:

They can probably screw those up too

Windows sheer existence causes MacOs updates to break.

I can attest to this.  Microsoft Office has caused my dad's Macs more problems than literally anything else lmao!

Sorry for the mess!  My laptop just went ROG!

"THE ROGUE":  ASUS ROG Zephyrus G15 GA503QR (2021)

  • Ryzen 9 5900HS
  • RTX 3070 Laptop GPU (80W)
  • 24GB DDR4-3200 (8+16)
  • 2TB SK Hynix NVMe (boot) + 2TB Crucial P2 NVMe (games)
  • 90Wh battery + 200W power brick
  • 15.6" 1440p 165Hz IPS Pantone display
  • Logitech G603 mouse + Logitech G733 headset

"Hex": Dell G7 7588 (2018)

  • i7-8750H
  • GTX 1060 Max-Q
  • 16GB DDR4-2666
  • 1TB SK Hynix NVMe (boot) + 2TB Crucial MX500 SATA (games)
  • 56Wh battery + 180W power brick
  • 15.6" 1080p 60Hz IPS display
  • Corsair Harpoon Wireless mouse + Corsair HS70 headset

"Mishiimin": Apple iMac 5K 27" (2017)

  • i7-7700K
  • Radeon Pro 580 8GB (basically a desktop R9 390)
  • 16GB DDR4-2400
  • 2TB SSHD
  • 400W power supply (I think?)
  • 27" 5K 75Hz Retina display
  • Logitech G213 keyboard + Logitech G203 Prodigy mouse

Other tech: Apple iPhone 14 Pro Max 256GB in White, Sennheiser PXC 550-II, Razer Hammerhead earbuds, JBL Tune Flex earbuds, OontZ Angle 3 Ultra, Raspberry Pi 400, Logitech M510 mouse, Redragon S113 keyboard & mouse, Cherry MX Silent Red keyboard, Cooler Master Devastator II keyboard (not in use), Sennheiser HD4.40BT (not in use)

Retired tech: Apple iPhone XR 256GB in Product(RED), Apple iPhone SE 64GB in Space Grey (2016), iPod Nano 7th Gen in Product(RED), Logitech G533 headset, Logitech G930 headset, Apple AirPods Gen 2 and Gen 3

Trash bin (do not buy): Logitech G935 headset, Logitech G933 headset, Cooler Master Devastator II mouse, Razer Atheris mouse, Chinese off-brand earbuds, anything made by Skullcandy

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13 hours ago, SGT-AMD said:

 

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Sorry for the mess!  My laptop just went ROG!

"THE ROGUE":  ASUS ROG Zephyrus G15 GA503QR (2021)

  • Ryzen 9 5900HS
  • RTX 3070 Laptop GPU (80W)
  • 24GB DDR4-3200 (8+16)
  • 2TB SK Hynix NVMe (boot) + 2TB Crucial P2 NVMe (games)
  • 90Wh battery + 200W power brick
  • 15.6" 1440p 165Hz IPS Pantone display
  • Logitech G603 mouse + Logitech G733 headset

"Hex": Dell G7 7588 (2018)

  • i7-8750H
  • GTX 1060 Max-Q
  • 16GB DDR4-2666
  • 1TB SK Hynix NVMe (boot) + 2TB Crucial MX500 SATA (games)
  • 56Wh battery + 180W power brick
  • 15.6" 1080p 60Hz IPS display
  • Corsair Harpoon Wireless mouse + Corsair HS70 headset

"Mishiimin": Apple iMac 5K 27" (2017)

  • i7-7700K
  • Radeon Pro 580 8GB (basically a desktop R9 390)
  • 16GB DDR4-2400
  • 2TB SSHD
  • 400W power supply (I think?)
  • 27" 5K 75Hz Retina display
  • Logitech G213 keyboard + Logitech G203 Prodigy mouse

Other tech: Apple iPhone 14 Pro Max 256GB in White, Sennheiser PXC 550-II, Razer Hammerhead earbuds, JBL Tune Flex earbuds, OontZ Angle 3 Ultra, Raspberry Pi 400, Logitech M510 mouse, Redragon S113 keyboard & mouse, Cherry MX Silent Red keyboard, Cooler Master Devastator II keyboard (not in use), Sennheiser HD4.40BT (not in use)

Retired tech: Apple iPhone XR 256GB in Product(RED), Apple iPhone SE 64GB in Space Grey (2016), iPod Nano 7th Gen in Product(RED), Logitech G533 headset, Logitech G930 headset, Apple AirPods Gen 2 and Gen 3

Trash bin (do not buy): Logitech G935 headset, Logitech G933 headset, Cooler Master Devastator II mouse, Razer Atheris mouse, Chinese off-brand earbuds, anything made by Skullcandy

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12 hours ago, Sarra said:

This update was queued on my machine, and it just unqueued itself... Looks like maybe M$ pulled it from the update servers?

Yeah, I'm thinking they pulled it. Because I checked for updates on my laptop (been off for a week) and that specific update wasn't available. 🤷‍♂️

 

For anyone else that has the update pending but not installed, you can flush it by deleting the entire "C:\Windows\SoftwareDistribution" directory. You just have to stop the "Windows Update" service first as it probably has files opened. Just run the services.msc command in the search bar to get to it.

 

And don't worry about the SoftwareDistribution folder, Windows Update will rebuild it the next time you check for updates.

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as someone who works in an IT dept that hates printers, I find this pretty hilarious actually. 

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1 hour ago, SGT-AMD said:

Which one is that?

 

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On 3/13/2021 at 2:51 PM, TetraSky said:

Is there more to it than just "printing = BSOD" ?

 

Which printers are affected by it? My Brother MFC-7860DW laser printer is not causing me any issues with notepad or libreoffice.

Honestly I haven't seen any issues with printing, but I do have a dentists office who uses x software and the update is causing it to print all black pages. I've heard it's mainly Kyocera, Rico, and one other (I can't remember the name of that isn't brother). Some of the bigger enterprise companies. I know it's not Lexmark and Sharp

 

Breaking things 1 day at a time

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On 3/13/2021 at 2:57 PM, Kisai said:

I haven't run into this at all.

 

Keep in mind that something changed in the Intel iRST drivers between 1809 and 1909 where if you didn't update the iRST driver BEFORE updating to 1909, the machine would do nearly exactly what's described above.

https://www.dell.com/support/kbdoc/en-us/000132470/windows-10-may-2019-update-build-1903-fails-to-install-due-to-an-out-of-date-intel-rapid-storage-technology-rst-driver

 

Now, I'm not saying that's the correct solution here, but "inaccessible boot device" related BSOD's typically point to improperly imaged machines (eg not using expected RAID driver), and since these updates seem to involve security updates, that wouldn't be entirely unexpected for something in the boot process being changed.

 

That said, what are the odds of discovering a BSOD by printing?

 

 

I know that innaccesable boot device wouldnt make sense for a windows update but I can't think of any other reason why I've seen multiple pcs run into the same issue. They have all been HP 405 G4s, so maybe it's something with that specific model. 

 

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On 3/13/2021 at 7:36 PM, Avcn42 said:

Funny. After the last update a few days ago I had to wipe out my ssd through the bios and reinstall windows because of the srttrail issue. Nothing recommended fixed it. Thanks Microsoft for wasting my time!

I've found you can at least get files back by clicking reset my pc in the advanced troubleshooter but I couldn't recover the complete os without a re-image. Makes it difficult when theres a bunch of custom software 

 

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10 hours ago, bcredeur97 said:

as someone who works in an IT dept that hates printers, I find this pretty hilarious actually. 

Printers suck ass. I had to set up one of those x ray machines you stick your head in at the dentists the other day and it was easier than most printer setups 

 

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7 hours ago, SGT-AMD said:

Ah, PC-DOS 2.0....

1983, and was a very long time ago

 

Security through obscurity has its problems but it can be a thing.  Makes me wonder how well a toaster Mac would stand up to stuff.  It was before viruses as well and the code those things use is such a mess it wouldn’t be worth untangling to attack.

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Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

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On 3/14/2021 at 12:21 AM, Arika S said:

As with 100% of all Windows Update bugs; This will not affect everyone. They are never as wide spread as people make it out to be.

 

i have the update on every PC in my house and not a single one of them has had a BSOD. I've never had any issues with Windows update breaking things. nor has the largest majority of users. So temper your expectations

Everytime it's posted on the internet that an update is causing problems I am surprised because I have never had a single crash or problem with W10 ever since day one release. It's obviously a rpetty rare occurence but because so many people use WIndows it seems to be a bigger problem then it actually is.

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