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Whats the coolest business name you've seen?

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2 minutes ago, CircleTech said:

Can I say mine (CircleTech) lol.

what your business do

https://www.lttstore.com/

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Coolest business name is Razer

https://www.lttstore.com/

1990 M3s are the best looking things ever made.    

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2020/2021 BMW S1000RRs/Ninja H2s are the best looking things ever made. 

Don't ask to ask. 
If you want me to see the reply, @XGoodGuyFitz(aka me) and/or quote me.
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Coolest? Well, the following example is rather cringy than cool, but let's try:

A diving school in Thailand called "French Kiss Divers" with the slogan "The deeper the more pleasure". I wish I was making this up, I'm not.

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Penisland gets my vote.

 

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22 minutes ago, handymanshandle said:

Bad Dragon

that went NSFW fast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

I think Linus media groups short hand LMG is kinda cool

my company name isn't but I was not creative when I came up with it

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6 hours ago, narrdarr said:

Example 

Curl Up and Dye Salon

 

 

That's funny, there was a hair cut place in the suburbs of Chicago Called "Best Head" located in Rolling meadows Illinois. I'm pretty sure either they closed or the village made them change their name lol.

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6 hours ago, Andreas Lilja said:

Penisland

what kind of business is/was it?

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1 minute ago, narrdarr said:

what kind of business is/was it?

Mobile dog rub-off and tummy tickle.

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Penner und Partner 

 

( Idiot and partner )

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a canadian brand call no name

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4 hours ago, Benji said:

I'm sure there are quite a few German companies with names similar to this. The only thing that I could think of was the Bavarian orthodontist that named his medical practice "Fotzn'spanglerei", which in Bavarian just means a place that gives you braces. While that isn't a problem in Bavaria as Fotzn just means mouth, the rest of Germany has the term "Fotze" which means "cunt". That apparently caused some trouble during the opening of that practitioner.

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Therapistofpenisland

 

Therapist of Pen island that is.

 

I've never seen it in real life though. There's a Reddit user with that name, but not sure what's he's business.

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Okay, not real at all but still hilarious. 

 

But there is a real gas station chain that has a small presence around me in Wisconsin but I believe it is much larger in other areas. It is called Kum and Go. Seriously? Not one person thought there might be a problem with the name for obvious reasons? Couldn't they at least have named it Come and Go? Maybe the internet has just turned me into a filthy degenerate but that name is just such a bad play on words that can easily be turned into a double entendre.

 

To be fair, it was founded in 1959 so I guess no one could have foreseen what that word in different spelling would be associated with. But damn. How unfortunate lol. 

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23 minutes ago, Kawaii Koneko said:

Okay, not real at all but still hilarious. 

 

But there is a real gas station chain that has a small presence around me in Wisconsin but I believe it is much larger in other areas. It is called Kum and Go. Seriously? Not one person thought there might be a problem with the name for obvious reasons? Couldn't they at least have named it Come and Go? Maybe the internet has just turned me into a filthy degenerate but that name is just such a bad play on words that can easily be turned into a double entendre.

 

To be fair, it was founded in 1959 so I guess no one could have foreseen what that word in different spelling would be associated with. But damn. How unfortunate lol. 

oh yes Kum and Go, love that place when I'm in no where Wisconsin and Iowa and sometimes SD.

 

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Went to this restaurant named 'Happy fish' in israel which has these pretty cool dishes, ironically i don't think the fish there are happy at all. 🐟

Details separate people.

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On 6/19/2020 at 8:36 PM, Kawaii Koneko said:

Kum and Go

Since my sister lives in wisconson its a serious place

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There was a Restaurant in our area that was named "Soprano's Grill" but they moved to a different area.  Each dish was named after each character from "The Soprano's" from the TV Show Series.

 

 

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We have cool restaurant names around 

PHO Kim long

The slanted clam

Lucky beaver 

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Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

Our Grace. The Feathered One. He shows us the way. His bob is majestic and shows us the path. Follow unto his guidance and His example. He knows the one true path. Our Saviour. Our Grace. Our Father Birb has taught us with His humble heart and gentle wing the way of the bob. Let us show Him our reverence and follow in His example. The True Path of the Feathered One. ~ Dimboble-dubabob III

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