Dumbest Tech Questions/Quotes You've Ever Heard

[Emanuel_M]

i mean if you duct tape your ps4 to a pc and get an hdmi switcher then sure 

thats not an answer to the stupid question, just another stupid answer, not even funny.

[don_svetlio]

I kid you not - this guy is abysmal when it comes to tech. Stay a while and listen.

"the strongest buildable pc at the moment can have about twice the processing power and much more graphics power as well as more memory so the pc outperforms both (new consoles). dual shock 4 works perfectly in vista while the xbox one controller does not work in windows 7 because of a lack of drivers. the 1,6 ghz processor of the playstation can clock up to 2 ghz while the 1,7 ghz processor of the xbox one underclocks instead. xbox 360 games runs slightly worse on the xbox one than on the xbox 360. (i have tested this myself with perfect dark zero.) you have not even mentioned the cooling."

"i have an issue with my dvd recorders when i combine recordings in EP with recordings in XP, SP or LP that cause the data to exceed the limits of the dvd. how is that even possible?"

"i have a pc that is hacked almost daily but the thing is that it is completely disconnected and it have no wireless network card. how is the hackers able to connect to it at all. they also takes over every firewall i install and use them to block me out of the internet. they are clearly very skilled and very determined."

"had no graphics problems until i changed to dual channel memory mode but now youtube crash the graphics drivers so rapidly that the pc crash not once but twice in a row. games running in opengl also crash it. is there a way around that other than switching to single channel memory mode?"

"i recently reinstalled windows because of a conflict between windows and the graphics card.(super low resolution.) the resolution is solved but i am unable to find any drivers that works. i tried several packs from the nvidia websites and none of them worked. i am unable to install any working 32 bit browsers as their installers are all 64 bit these days(except comodo dragon but that is unable to install as i do not have it installed) and as such i can not use the website to scan my system. i tried nvidia geforce experience but its installer is also 64 bit. anybody here that can help?"

[Dr. Xeno Pootis]

"windows 7 is better, it runs every game, windows 10 can't"

and that one day i killed my friend

[steezemageeze]

I set my Droid Turbo on the table during study hall a while ago, and one of the guys that sits there asks "Hey, isn't that the phone that you can double tap the screen to turn it on?" After explaining to him that he was thinking of the LG G line, and showing him how I could use Moto Display to wake up my phone, he said something along the lines of, "Wow, how do you know so much about that stuff?" Needless to say, I sat at a different table the next day.

[toms94z71]

I have a dual monitor set up right now and sometimes i spend 30 seconds trying to find out where my mouse pointer is. I cant imagine having 4 screens haha

I go almost crazy now if I get on a setup that has less than 2 monitors. I am like how does one operate on such little screen space lol.

[don_svetlio]

I go almost crazy now if I get on a setup that has less than 2 monitors. I am like how does one operate on such little screen space lol.

Wow - if you came over at my place a year ago you'd hang yourself - single 1280x1024 TN panel. Now a 1920x1080 IPS.

[toms94z71]

Wow - if you came over at my place a year ago you'd hang yourself - single 1280x1024 TN panel. Now a 1920x1080 IPS.

I use to have an old ibm 386 with a single 15 inch crt monitor. Just once I went to a 2 monitor setup back in 2011 I can't see myself going back to a single one unless the single one is a large ultra wide setup. I got 2 27" a 24" and a 19" all hooked up to my main rig.

[don_svetlio]

I use to have an old ibm 386 with a single 15 inch crt monitor. Just once I went to a 2 monitor setup back in 2011 I can't see myself going back to a single one unless the single one is a large ultra wide setup. I got 2 27" a 24" and a 19" all hooked up to my main rig.

I use to run a 14 inch black and white monitor that gave off so much radiation my parents forced a protective glass on it. Bitch please

[toms94z71]

I use to run a 14 inch black and white monitor that gave off so much radiation my parents forced a protective glass on it. Bitch please

And you could microwave your dinner with the monitor while you waited for it to finish booting up. We had some old tandy computers that had the green screens on them in the computer lab at my school when i was in elementary school.

[don_svetlio]

And you could microwave your dinner with the monitor while you waited for it to finish booting up. We had some old tandy computers that had the green screens on them in the computer lab at my school when i was in elementary school.

I remember the first time I saw a colored screen - playing Starcraft 1 was never so fun before lol.

I kinda miss my old Nokia (first colored monitor I ever had). But then again - the Dell S2340L is awesome as hell!

[xxtoochxx]

Norton Antivirus

[TheConverter]

Can you help me screw in a Titan X into my PS4 - Austin

 

Hey guys, this is Austin.

[-CLASSIFIED-]

ill just leave that there .... (by shell he was talking bout case)

[TheMechEngineer]

I go almost crazy now if I get on a setup that has less than 2 monitors. I am like how does one operate on such little screen space lol.

 

I do all my gaming on an older ASUS monitor with 1440 x 900 resolution. Seriously, not even 1080p.

It might seem dumb when my other (more powerful) computer has a far bigger screen.

But I'm an engineer who uses just enough energy and resources to get the job done to a satisfactory standard, so you won't ever see me playing Minecraft on an overclocked Core i7 5960X with 64GB DDR4 RAM and two Titan X's in SLI.

It's a stark contrast to many retarded gamers out there who just want all the power known to mankind and build the most overkill gaming rigs ever known to mankind.

[TechDookie]

Not a question or quote, but the first time I built a PC (my sister's), I quizzed her on what some parts were. That day I found out the HDD was a CPU and the CPU cooler was a HDD cooler. She knows now though.

Funny. I tested both my mom and brother about parts. My mom knows most of them and my brother knows a bit, too. I also quiz them on football stuff. Weird, I guess.

[combine1237]

"Hdds are faster than ssds because they have more rpms."

[toms94z71]

I do all my gaming on an older ASUS monitor with 1440 x 900 resolution. Seriously, not even 1080p.

It might seem dumb when my other (more powerful) computer has a far bigger screen.

But I'm an engineer who uses just enough energy and resources to get the job done to a satisfactory standard, so you won't ever see me playing Minecraft on an overclocked Core i7 5960X with 64GB DDR4 RAM and two Titan X's in SLI.

It's a stark contrast to many retarded gamers out there who just want all the power known to mankind and build the most overkill gaming rigs ever known to mankind.

My rig gets used for everything from gaming to photo and video editing to being the family multimedia pc. One of the monitors on it is really only used for watching tv, movies ect on it. It is an all purpose rig lol.

[Kinda Bottlenecked]

"60hz is for peasants"

 

 

[babadoctor]

Human eyes don't see in FPS

can you not

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&es_th=1&ie=UTF-8#q=how+fast+can+the+human+eye+see

[babadoctor]

"60hz is for peasants"

 

 

*snip(

anime name? é.é

[Kinda Bottlenecked]

anime name? é.é

 

Yuri Yuri

[eelnico09]

Quotes that make me laugh that i've seen/heard somewere at some point

 

"I wanna play AAA games, my pc is a mac book air" 

"Human eye can't see past 30/60fps"

"My ps3 game looks just the same as yours on pc"

"I think consoles are better to play with friends because of the joysticks"

"Apple is better for designers"

"Hey guys, click this link, you can win free steam games and money by getting referrals, just need 10 more!"

 

I'm sure i can think of some more.

[Naddition]

I go almost crazy now if I get on a setup that has less than 2 monitors. I am like how does one operate on such little screen space lol.

Yeah, once you use a dual monitor set up its hard to go back to only having one haha

[Dim]

"I don't want Windows 7 Professional, I want the Ultimate version because it's faster"

Do these people even read breakdown charts?

[scobie56]

Someone on Amazon posted a question about a Intel z97 mobo asking "will it work with a fx 8350"