Cyborg Dragon

[Jtalk4456]

 

 

So Elon musk announced on twitter that he is building a cyborg dragon

https://techcrunch.com/2018/04/25/will-elon-musk-give-us-the-cyborg-dragon-we-want-or-the-one-we-need/

 

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Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

— Elon Musk  (@elonmusk) April 25, 2018

 

Can't decide if that's funny or scary

Then the twitter account for game of thrones responded

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/elon-musk-robot-cyborg-dragon-game-of-thrones-tesla-spacex-a8323101.html

 

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demanding Mr Musk “bend the knee to House Targaryen.”

Ok definitely funny

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Mr Musk continued the exchange, warning the HBO series: “Don’t make me use my space lasers.”

Ok now we're back to scary

I don't really know what to think of this except that if he makes a cyborg dragon...I want to pet it.

Also most people are assuming he's jokingly referring to his dragon rocket, but that's just taking all the fun out of it

Also can I point out that he has sold flamethrowers, so if this is an actual cyborg dragon, it WILL breathe fire!

[Murasaki]

I can already see the shitty twitter replies: "Will it breathe fire?" and so on.

[CTR640]

Will it breathe fire and lay eggs so more dragons will come?

Will this dragon run on battery or kerosine or blood from very special person? Like dragonheartblood?

[Radium_Angel]

Pffft.

Not impressed. I have a real dragon (varanus rudicollis)

[Crunchy Dragon]

But will it crunch...

[Shodapop98]

3 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

But will it crunch...

Only one dragon can crunch... and it has mod powers to boot 

[arbellason55]

But will it blend?

[Dylanc1500]

It better be purple and have witty remarks.

[Crunchy Dragon]

1 minute ago, Dylanc1500 said:

It better be purple and have witty remarks.

Like me? ;D

[Egg-Roll]

1 hour ago, arbellason55 said:

But will it blend?

I'm sure it will blend humans into a lovely smoothie that all dragons will love. Better humans than tasty @Egg-Roll's

 

[Dylanc1500]

1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Like me? ;D

You have the witty remarks. But, but you no purple... 

[Crunchy Dragon]

Just now, Dylanc1500 said:

But, but you no purple... 

How would you know though...

[Fokus]

1 minute ago, Dylanc1500 said:

But, but you no purple... 

She has pink. Close enough m8.

[Egg-Roll]

1 hour ago, Dylanc1500 said:

But, but you no purple... 

So me then?

 

1 hour ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

How would you know though...

You're currently yellow and pink

[Dylanc1500]

Just now, Crunchy Dragon said:

How would you know though...

I'm that annoying buzzing that always follows you and changes colors.

[ItsMitch]

Literaly, why the fuck not. 

[Dylanc1500]

3 minutes ago, coyotetracker said:

She has pink. Close enough m8.

I had a response but it was something my uncle use to say and it is less than appropriate.

[Nicnac]

hell ya

natural flamethrower evolution I'd say

[Jtalk4456]

22 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

But will it crunch...

Does crunching the pavement under it as it stomps down the streets of Silicon Valley count?

[asus killer]

attention whore

[ItsMitch]

6 minutes ago, asus killer said:

attention whore

someone sad because they didn't get a flame thrower

[asus killer]

3 minutes ago, SC2Mitch said:

someone sad because they didn't get a flame thrower

i got mine, used it to cook the sausages for lunch today.

[Drak3]

1 hour ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

But will it crunch...

Who cares? Dragons are just shitty Wyverns, Wyrms, and Drakes.

[Jtalk4456]

26 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Who cares? Dragons are just shitty Wyverns, Wyrms, and Drakes.

but those are all species of dragons, so are they shitty too?

[Drak3]

3 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

but those are all species of dragons, so are they shitty too?

No, they have distinctions that separate them.

Dragons are basically generic derivatives.