Corrupt a Wish game

[Bananasplit_00]

28 minutes ago, Escanor said:

 

Granted you now have tinnitus as loud as a jumbo jet 24/7 rest of your life.

 

I wish there was a big leap in cpu and gpu  performance a so i can have 300 fps minimum in overwatch

Jokes on you, I already have tinnitus

 

The big leap in performance ends up being ultra lossy texture compression so now OW looks like it was made in 1997.

 

I wish I didn't have any allergies

[FloRolf]

34 minutes ago, Bananasplit_00 said:

 

I wish I didn't have any allergies

Oh bro I feel you so I'm gonna:

Granted but you'll also be immune to all diseases. 

Highfive allergies Gang. 

 

 

I wish I had the ability to breath under water. 

 

[Bananasplit_00]

11 minutes ago, FloRolf said:

Oh bro I feel you so I'm gonna:

Granted but you'll also be immune to all diseases. 

Highfive allergies Gang. 

 

 

I wish I had the ability to breath under water. 

 

Wish granted, you can now breathe under water if you bring your own gaseous oxygen with you.

 

I wish hand sanitiser didn't WRECK my hands whenever I used it to quickly dissenfect them

[Tog Driver]

1 hour ago, Bananasplit_00 said:

Wish granted, you can now breathe under water if you bring your own gaseous oxygen with you.

 

I wish hand sanitiser didn't WRECK my hands whenever I used it to quickly dissenfect them

Granted, your hands are already wrecked, no hand sanitizer needed.

 

I wish I had better shoes.

[Drama Lama]

6 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, your hands are already wrecked, no hand sanitizer needed.

 

I wish I had better shoes.

Granted but you don’t have feet 

 

i wish I‘ have better food on my table 

[Bananasplit_00]

1 hour ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but you don’t have feet 

 

i wish I‘ have better food on my table 

Granted, you have some really nice food on your table, but it's spoiled.

 

I wish I could handle the summer heat better

[Void Master]

7 minutes ago, Bananasplit_00 said:

Granted, you have some really nice food on your table, but it's spoiled.

 

I wish I could handle the summer heat better

Granted, but u can't feel anything now.

I wish time travel was possible. 

[Drama Lama]

54 minutes ago, Void Master said:

Granted, but u can't feel anything now.

I wish time travel was possible. 

Granted but any time traveling causes a time travel paradox

 

i wish crysis 4 came out and would be equally impressive as when part one came out 

[Letgomyleghoe]

3 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

i wish crysis 4 came out and would be equally impressive as when part one came out 

Granted, but it’s so badly optimized its unplayable on pc.

 

i wish the online community was as good as it was during the days of Xbox 360

[Tog Driver]

3 minutes ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

Granted, but it’s so badly optimized its unplayable on pc.

 

i wish the online community was as good as it was during the days of Xbox 360

Granted, but you don’t have internet access.

 

I wish for better weather.

[aDoomGuy]

Just now, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but you don’t have internet access.

 

I wish for better weather.

Granted, weather is now sunny and warm everywhere but as a result of this all the water evaporates due to global warming. 

 

I wish for unlimited download speed.

[Gegger]

1 minute ago, aDoomGuy said:

Granted, weather is now sunny and warm everywhere but as a result of this all the water evaporates due to global warming. 

 

I wish for unlimited download speed.

granted  but you have no upload speed

 

i wish that my computer wouldnt rotate the screen every 10 mins for no reason

[TrainFan475]

Just now, Gegger said:

granted  but you have no upload speed

 

i wish that my computer wouldnt rotate the screen every 10 mins for no reason

Granted, but it's stuck upside down

 

I wish the price of the motile 14 laptop would go back down

[Letgomyleghoe]

1 hour ago, Gegger said:

granted  but you have no upload speed

 

i wish that my computer wouldnt rotate the screen every 10 mins for no reason

Granted it rotates every 0.5 seconds.

 

i wish I could get internet besides Comcast in my area

[Gegger]

10 hours ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

Granted it rotates every 0.5 seconds.

 

i wish I could get internet besides Comcast in my area

granted, but they are worse than comcast (somehow)

 

i wish that i could breathe through my nose

[Bombastinator]

2 hours ago, Gegger said:

granted, but they are worse than comcast (somehow)

 

i wish that i could breathe through my nose

Granted. The deviated septum and tumor surgery is sucessful but the remains of the tumor which was blocking airflow was left too long and metatastized.  (seriously, there’s usually surgery that fixes this if it’s permanent and not a head cold or something. It can be life changing)

 

I wish I wasn’t waking up in the middle of the night so much

 

 

 

[GenericFanboy]

11 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted. The deviated septum and tumor surgery is sucessful but the remains of the tumor which was blocking airflow was left too long and metatastized.  (seriously, there’s usually surgery that fixes this if it’s permanent and not a head cold or something. It can be life changing)

 

I wish I wasn’t waking up in the middle of the night so much

 

 

 

Granted. But in turn you're forever tired. 

 

I wish for me to not get as warm as easily anymore.

[Bombastinator]

2 minutes ago, GenericFanboy said:

Granted. But in turn you're forever tired. 

 

I wish for me to not get as warm as easily anymore.

Still a Win.  I’m already forever tired as is.

 

granted.  You sweat a lot more now.  Downside is you sweat a lot more and are frequently to cold.

 

i wish I wasn’t tired all the time.

[Drama Lama]

14 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Still a Win.  I’m already forever tired as is.

 

granted.  You sweat a lot more now.  Downside is you sweat a lot more and are frequently to cold.

 

i wish I wasn’t tired all the time.

Granted you are always sleeping 

 

i wish I had a new battery for my phone 

[Bombastinator]

Just now, Drama Lama said:

Granted you are always sleeping 

 

i wish I had a new battery for my phone 

I’ll take it.  Seems to happen anyway.
 

Granted.  The battery is fake because it was cheap.  It’s poorly made, swells and catches fire.  Your phone is destroyed along with part of your thigh where it was in your pocket (lithium burns hot)

 

I still wish I could get some uninterrupted sleep.

[Drama Lama]

2 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

I’ll take it.  Seems to happen anyway.
 

Granted.  The battery is fake because it was cheap.  It’s poorly made, swells and catches fire.  Your phone is destroyed along with part of your thigh where it was in your pocket (lithium burns hot)

 

I still wish I could get some uninterrupted sleep.

Granted but you will sleep when there are the best opportunities for you so you miss them ( at least you’re sleeping very well (

 

i wish my old LEGO would be sorted so I can sell it more easily 

[Tog Driver]

3 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but you will sleep when there are the best opportunities for you so you miss them ( at least you’re sleeping very well (

 

i wish my old LEGO would be sorted so I can sell it more easily 

Granted, but it gets lost.

 

I wish for more sleep.

[Gegger]

6 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but it gets lost.

 

I wish for more sleep.

granted, but you are still always tired

 

i wish that i had an appetite

[Eschew]

23 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted, but you are still always tired

 

i wish that i had an appetite

Granted:

Spoiler

     

 

 

     

...Wish backfired, now I'm hungry too. 

 

I wish the next person has a  day/evening/night.

[Haro]

51 minutes ago, Eschew said:

Spoiler

 

what is this ? lol and why does it looks so not tasty lol