It's finger clicking good - KFC announces console

[ARikozuM]

Why are we all roasting KFC? 

 

1 hour ago, imreloadin said:

Small...tasty...pieces

But can you prove it's actually chicken?

[mr moose]

KFC is going to want to be careful,  redbull got sued for saying it gave you wings,  this is going to end up in tears for some young marketing employee.

 

 

[suicidalfranco]

the best date sim exclusive for the best console on the market, with a side of fried chicken

 

[imreloadin]

4 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

But can you prove it's actually chicken?

Chicken, pig, insect, people...doesn't matter as it's tasty af

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, imreloadin said:

insect, 

[imreloadin]

1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

I like how you singled out insect for that reaction but left out the fact that I also said people...

 

Hey, if it's tasty and looks and tastes like legit chicken then who am I to judge?

[PlayStation 2]

Popeyes is better, anyways.

[realpetertdm]

Who the fuck needs a PS5 when you can get a KFC console

[Tamesh16]

13 hours ago, TempestCatto said:

Must be Intel based in order to heat up the chicken chamber.

i remember when that used to be the amd fx series, glad the dialogue has changed since 

[AldiPrayogi]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not...

[Curufinwe_wins]

I mean I really do like a 3rd party memeing all over the second straight generation of damn near identical console hardware (not counting the half steps from the pro's) shaped into truly bizarre random crap with headlines that might technically be true in only the most fringe use cases...

[Monkey Dust]

7 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

Could be Pikachu yes. Kentucky fried Pikachu mmmmmmm

[Bombastinator]

21 hours ago, TetraSky said:

Here's hoping it really is a joke or at best, just a reskin promo of the new Xbox, considering the release date... 

I don’t think it’s either.  They announced backing of an esports tournament and a new sandwich.  There’s no hardware stuff at all.  This al seems to be about the name of the sandwich being conflated.  Not sure if this is an intentional joke or deep stupidity.

[waterfish]

Really hope Mcdonalds or Popeyes or another big franchise comes out with another fast food console to push KFC (who already have the entire market and have zero need to improve on the Zinger CPU.)

[Haro]

2 minutes ago, waterfish said:

on the Zinger CPU

Best x86 cpu 

[LurkerSenpai]

When the console overheat it will smells like crispy chicken 

[Bombastinator]

30 minutes ago, LurkerSenpai said:

When the console overheat it will smells like crispy chicken 

The red ring of doneness

[Trik'Stari]

18 hours ago, imreloadin said:

I like how you singled out insect for that reaction but left out the fact that I also said people...

 

Hey, if it's tasty and looks and tastes like legit chicken then who am I to judge?

I must say, I agree that eating insects is more disturbing a thought than eating people.

[Bombastinator]

5 minutes ago, Trik'Stari said:

I must say, I agree that eating insects is more disturbing a thought than eating people.

 

I totally disagree.  It’s a lot less dangerous to the consumer for one thing.  There are some insane diseases that can mostly only be gotten by consuming people whereas insect diseases generally don’t affect people at all.  There are lots of insect based foods worldwide.  Europe never developed any, but that’s a cultural peculiarity. Europeans are quite fond of insect food products though.  Honey is one.  There’s even a dude in the Bible who lived off. “Locusts and wild honey” so grasshoppers and bee spit.

[Trik'Stari]

14 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

 

I totally disagree.  It’s a lot less dangerous to the consumer for one thing.  There are some insane diseases that can mostly only be gotten by consuming people whereas insect diseases generally don’t affect people at all.  There are lots of insect based foods worldwide.  Europe never developed any, but that’s a cultural peculiarity. Europeans are quite fond of insect food products though.  Honey is one.  There’s even a dude in the Bible who lived off. “Locusts and wild honey” so grasshoppers and bee spit.

I make an exception for Bees and their delicious spit that seems to defy shelf life ratings.

 

But my counter argument is simple.

 

Bugs are f**king gross lookin.

[ARikozuM]

18 minutes ago, Trik'Stari said:

I make an exception for Bees and their delicious spit that seems to defy shelf life ratings.

There's only one way in and out of a bee. You're eating bee shit or bee vomit. Please continue your consumption safely. 

 

I actually have eaten crickets and grubs before. Not happening EVER AGAIN!

[Trik'Stari]

4 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

There's only one way in and out of a bee. You're eating bee shit or bee vomit. Please continue your consumption safely. 

 

I actually have eaten crickets and grubs before. Not happening EVER AGAIN!

I don't like bugs because the sight of them makes my skin crawl, the only exception I make is for honey bees because they're important because plants.

[ARikozuM]

1 hour ago, Trik'Stari said:

I don't like bugs because the sight of them makes my skin crawl, the only exception I make is for honey bees because they're important because plants.

Lucky. I can only blame Resident Evil for my fears... What's next? Fucking antlions?

[Bombastinator]

2 hours ago, Trik'Stari said:

I make an exception for Bees and their delicious spit that seems to defy shelf life ratings.

 

But my counter argument is simple.

 

Bugs are f**king gross lookin.

They are.  Lobsters and shrimp are basically bugs and they’re hideous.  That “shellfish” taste?  That’s the taste of arthropod.  Spiders are famous for tasting like shrimp

[Trik'Stari]

Just now, Bombastinator said:

They are.  Lobsters and shrimp are basically bugs and they’re hideous.  That “shellfish” taste?  That’s the taste of arthropod.  Spiders are famous for tasting like shrimp

Ironic considering I hate seafood, in particular Crabs, Shrimp, and I've honestly never had lobster.