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5 minutes ago, sub68 said:

Granted your banned of of this thread 

I wish I had better typing ability 

Granted but your keyboard is in Cyrillic

 

I wish English spelling made more sense

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RAM: 2 GB

SSD: Non-existent

HDD: 1 TB

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2 minutes ago, Red 🙂 said:

Granted but your keyboard is in Cyrillic

 

I wish English spelling made more sense

Granted but grammer is crap

I wish I had more headphones

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25 minutes ago, sub68 said:

Granted but grammer is crap

I wish I had more headphones

Granted but they're all the horrid cheap ones that come in the box with smartphones

 

I wish my train ticket was less expensive

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1 hour ago, pythonmegapixel said:

Granted but they're all the horrid cheap ones that come in the box with smartphones

 

I wish my train ticket was less expensive

Granted, but the train never arrives.

 

I wish I had more coffee.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but the train never arrives.

 

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted but the coffee is poisoned.

 

I wish I had a driver's license already.

If you can read this you're using the wrong theme.  You can change it at the bottom.

#MuricaParrotGang

The meme thread

 

 

 

All of my image memes are made with GIMP.

 

My specs are crap but if you are interested:

Spoiler

 

The meme-making machine - Optiplex 780:

CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo E8400 @ 3.0 GHz

GPU: NVidia Quadro FX 580

RAM: 2 GB

SSD: Non-existent

HDD: 1 TB

OS: Windows 7

 

Laptop: HP 255 G7

CPU: Ryzen 5 3500U

GPU: Radeon Vega 8

RAM: 8 GB

SSD: 500 GB NVMe

OS: Windows 10

 

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40 minutes ago, Red 🙂 said:

Granted but the coffee is poisoned.

 

I wish I had a driver's license already.

Granted but it's someone else's.

I wish I could control my dreams.

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13 minutes ago, hypercubed said:

Granted but it's someone else's.

I wish I could control my dreams.

Granted, but it’s your subconscious not your conscious that has the control.  It’s different from lucid dreaming. The dreams become more horrific and awful.  
 

i wish I was a better person.

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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1 hour ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted, but it’s your subconscious not your conscious that has the control.  It’s different from lucid dreaming. The dreams become more horrific and awful.  
 

i wish I was a better person.

Granted, but you die two days later.

 

I wish the weather was better.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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58 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but you die two days later.

 

I wish the weather was better.

Granted… in early April…for a while…

I wish people were smarter

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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38 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted… in early April…for a while…

I wish people were smarter

Granted. But now they are all evil geniuses and crave for global domination

I wish... I wish GPU shortage is over!

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59 minutes ago, Chiyawa said:

Granted. But now they are all evil geniuses and crave for global domination

I wish... I wish GPU shortage is over!

Not sure how that’s all that different from now evil-wise.  Even a few cause big problems. 
 

granted.  It is now April 2023.  You lost 17 months of your life. Also no one is worried about the gpu shortage because there are bigger problems. 

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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1 hour ago, Bombastinator said:

Not sure how that’s all that different from now evil-wise.  Even a few cause big problems. 

Imagine everyone has a secret lab creating weapons of mass destruction...

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13 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, they're aheago keycaps and you get disowned.

 

I wish my coffee wouldn't get cold so fast.

Granted, They're now cold after 1 microsecond as compared to one nanosecond.

 

I wish I had a gamer pc.

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13 minutes ago, Smurf09 said:

Granted, They're now cold after 1 microsecond as compared to one nanosecond.

 

I wish I had a gamer pc.

Granted, but it is lost in transit somewhere between Antarctica and Arctic.

 

I wish I can quit my job.

I have ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum

 

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8 minutes ago, Chiyawa said:

Granted, but it is lost in transit somewhere between Antarctica and Arctic.

 

I wish I can quit my job.

For your wish: Granted, but due to early cancellation fees, the price is 2BTC.

For your corruptions: Bruh, I can just teleport to anywhere in the world, find it, warm it up and go.

For your signature: F, I have ASD too.

 

My wish: I wish my normal pc is upgraded to a gamer pc!

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26 minutes ago, Smurf09 said:

For your wish: Granted, but due to early cancellation fees, the price is 2BTC.

For your corruptions: Bruh, I can just teleport to anywhere in the world, find it, warm it up and go.

For your signature: F, I have ASD too.

 

My wish: I wish my normal pc is upgraded to a gamer pc!

Granted, it's a full optional gaming pc from 1998

 

I wish they'd stop making phones with camera cutouts

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9 minutes ago, Sauron said:

Granted, it's a full optional gaming pc from 1998

 

I wish they'd stop making phones with camera cutouts

Granted, but the camera is attached by a non removable dongle now. 

 

I wish i had more knowledge about how voltages n shit work.

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1 hour ago, GenericFanboy said:

Granted, but the camera is attached by a non removable dongle now. 

 

I wish i had more knowledge about how voltages n shit work.

Granted but the knowledge breaks your brain

 

I wish it'd rain here

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19 minutes ago, J-from-Nucleon said:

I wish it'd rain here

(chuckles to myself having the privilege to see rain, it rained yesterday evening)

Granted, but it's raining so hard, you have to cancel all your plans, and get back to doing homework.

 

I wish I had a job so I could earn money and buy a gaming pc for myself

On 4/5/2024 at 10:13 PM, LAwLz said:

I am getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the "watch something else" responses. It's such a cop out answer because you could say that about basically anything, and it doesn't address the actual complaints. People use it as some kind of card they pull when they can't actually respond to the criticism raised but they still feel like they need to defend some company/person. If you don't like this thread then stop reading it. See how stupid it is? It's basically like telling someone "shut the fuck up". It's not a clever responsive, it doesn't address anything said, and it is rude. 

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9 minutes ago, RockSolid1106 said:

I wish I had a job so I could earn money and buy a gaming pc for myself

Granted, but it's a Pentium D pc

 

I wish that I could be happy

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1 minute ago, Lord Szechenyi said:

I wish that I could be happy

Granted, but it's timed and only for a minute, enjoy in that minute, as much as you can!

 

I wish I could get this damn second monitor working!!

(I'm daisy chaining the other one with DP, but my 3rd gen i5 doesn't support MST)

On 4/5/2024 at 10:13 PM, LAwLz said:

I am getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the "watch something else" responses. It's such a cop out answer because you could say that about basically anything, and it doesn't address the actual complaints. People use it as some kind of card they pull when they can't actually respond to the criticism raised but they still feel like they need to defend some company/person. If you don't like this thread then stop reading it. See how stupid it is? It's basically like telling someone "shut the fuck up". It's not a clever responsive, it doesn't address anything said, and it is rude. 

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2 hours ago, RockSolid1106 said:

Granted, but it's timed and only for a minute, enjoy in that minute, as much as you can!

 

I wish I could get this damn second monitor working!!

(I'm daisy chaining the other one with DP, but my 3rd gen i5 doesn't support MST)

Granted, but the first monitor stops working.

 

I wish I had more coffee.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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Just now, Tog Driver said:

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted, but it's more cough-y

 

I wish I could have 16GB of RAM, I fill up the current 8GB in minutes of opening my applications.

On 4/5/2024 at 10:13 PM, LAwLz said:

I am getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the "watch something else" responses. It's such a cop out answer because you could say that about basically anything, and it doesn't address the actual complaints. People use it as some kind of card they pull when they can't actually respond to the criticism raised but they still feel like they need to defend some company/person. If you don't like this thread then stop reading it. See how stupid it is? It's basically like telling someone "shut the fuck up". It's not a clever responsive, it doesn't address anything said, and it is rude. 

 ^

 

bruh switch to dark mode its at the bottom of this page

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5 minutes ago, Lord Szechenyi said:

I wish I could have an RTX 6090

Granted but you time traveled and accidentally got an RTX 4206090

 

<-- I wish you could see the locations below the profiles

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On 4/5/2024 at 10:13 PM, LAwLz said:

I am getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the "watch something else" responses. It's such a cop out answer because you could say that about basically anything, and it doesn't address the actual complaints. People use it as some kind of card they pull when they can't actually respond to the criticism raised but they still feel like they need to defend some company/person. If you don't like this thread then stop reading it. See how stupid it is? It's basically like telling someone "shut the fuck up". It's not a clever responsive, it doesn't address anything said, and it is rude. 

 ^

 

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