PC is not master race anymore. Next-gen wins by a long shot

[TopWargamer]

http://kotaku.com/your-xbox-one-responds-to-sexbox-the-ps4-babe-sta-1475961013?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

 

 

As (wonderfully) pointed out by colossalblue on Twitter, you can actually call your PS4 "Babe Station" and it'll respond. I tried it out and yep, it works. And guess what? You can also call your Xbox One "Sexbox," and it'll perk right up and ask you what you'd like.

 

So, you know...

 

"Sexbox: Watch Cinemax."

"Babe Station: Playroom."

And of course...

"Sexbox: Unsnap."

 

That's it. I'm throwing in the towel. The PC has lost. GG Microsoft and Sony.

 

[orangecat]

You will be hated by all for posting this...

[Unhelpful]

But there internet has all of the uhh.. "Questionable" Videos you could ever want.

[whatthe_fuzz]

i can slap my computer and it wakes up

 

i win

[PillowSmoke]

You will be hated by all for posting this...

 

I agree.

[TheRuke]

At first I thought you were drunk.

Instead, you are high.

[TopWargamer]

At first I thought you were drunk.

Instead, you are high.

HAH! Jokes on you. I'm only 17.

[Unhelpful]

HAH! Jokes on you. I'm only 17.

...Want me to list out my friends who started drinking/smoking at 12?

[CoolBeans]

I can call my PC Gaben and that will be better than a Babestation

[TopWargamer]

...Want me to list out my friends who started drinking/smoking at 12?

No...because I already know of plenty of people who do...

[helping]

i can slap my computer and it wakes up

 

i win

I press any button on my keyboard to turn it on and it's hot in 10 seconds.

[LogicDeifying]

HAH! Jokes on you. I'm only 17.

You're a rebel.

[MeltyMoon]

I saw this an hour ago, didn't deem it as newsworthy. Non-the-less ILY @TopWargamer

 

But.....but.....BUT we got those sex-e grafics doe.....

[Lukiose]

Well.. we can 'touch' a sweet spot on our PC and it 'turns on' immediately, ohhhh yeah.

And it's SO HOT when i'm playing with it

[godsarmy]

lol

[lhikary]

PC IS THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER RACE THAT WILL EVER BE

[mr moose]

Only a filthy sexless pre-pubescent teen would find calling a console sexbox or babestation funny.  And only a stupid one would buy it for that reason. 

 

Besides when I use my pc for that kind of thing I am grateful it is not in the lounge room. 

[tovleander]

I didn't even know my PS4 had voice control.  :lol:

And PC's never had this options before?  :huh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

"J.a.r.v.i.s., Post"

[Nicktrance]

Well.. we can 'touch' a sweet spot on our PC and it 'turns on' immediately, ohhhh yeah.

And it's SO HOT when i'm playing with it

Yeah mine gets so steamy...

[TheRuke]

Your a rebel.

[miyabwah]

Why would a bunch of 12 year olds that asked their parents for a Xbone call their Xbone a sexbox?

[nokturrduk84]

poor console fanboyz 

[Ashaira]

honestly if my pc had a glados voiced asistant i would raise an altar to steam. 

[Nallown]

PC IS THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER RACE THAT WILL EVER BE

oooowwhh!!! sexy!

[TheProfosist]

HAH! Jokes on you. I'm only 17.

to your doing it illegally? What a badass!