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Dumbest Tech Brand Names?

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What is the dumbest brand name you have ever seen on a tech product? My favorite is probably Just Wireless and their WIRED chargers and stuff:

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What have you seen in terms of silly brand names?

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Gigabyte

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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If I could mark solved in off topic I would. That is absolutely brilliant. 

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G.Skill (sorry, I think they make good stuff ^^)

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NZXT, I could only imagine how that name became a thing

 

Important guy 1: So we need a name for this company 

Important guy 2: John slam your hands on the keyboard

John: NZXT? 

Important guy 1: Thats it, NZXT!

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NZXT I could only imagine how that name became a thing

 

Important guy 1: So we need a name for this company 

Important guy 2: John slam your hands on the keyboard

John: NZXT? 

Important guy 1: Thats it, NZXT!

Could have been "NEXT" with a couple lines moved around

Donate your unused computer resources for cancer and other research. For Zinsey ❤

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Ahahaha, this is brilliant.

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NZXT, I could only imagine how that name became a thing

 

Important guy 1: So we need a name for this company 

Important guy 2: John slam your hands on the keyboard

John: NZXT? 

Important guy 1: Thats it, NZXT!

John's not important... He feels sad...

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John's not important... He feels sad...

he got laid off anyways 

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A Chinese company that makes peripherals is named Jizz...

 

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Also "GeIL" is pretty dumb.

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A Chinese company that makes peripherals is named Jizz...

 

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Also "GeIL" is pretty dumb.

That's better than Schiit!

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A Chinese company that makes peripherals is named Jizz...

Now they just need to call one of their things "You" and they are gonna swim in money. 

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Now they just need to call one of their things "You" and they are gonna swim in money. 

Well, there's that:

 

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I bet no one dares to review it.

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Well, there's that:

 

 

I bet no one dares to review it.

Better than a paint bucket.

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