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I -So do you use Metasploit©?

He -No i use LOIC and Ultimate Hacker's toolkit.

I -you just use DoS and try to make baby viruses!?! :blink:

He -look dude they arent fake i was able to shutdown my cousins computer with a virus

I -a i***t(no offence) can do that.

He -I'm not an i****!!!

Then I walked away

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DoS=Denial of Service

LOIC=DoS tool

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The people who claim they are against PCMasterRace, but they have a 980ti and an i7.

Isn't PCMasterRace just about having an OP computer, it doesn't have to be anti consoles.

Android is the best!

FX-4170 and GT640 1gb gddr5 here, but 16GB ram. Not OP but BF4 and Payday2 run smooth on low/1080p
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At a LAN event

Friend 1-Why is my computer running slowly? Everything just lags now.

Me-Maybe you got virus or something.

Friend 2-No I'm just really careful when I download things.

Me-Do you at least have a antivirus?

Friend 1-If I'm careful it doesn't matter though

Next week

Friend 2-Installs malwarebytes, detects over 2000 objects. Cleans up the mess Friend 1 made on his computer.

Friend 1-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!

Friend 2-Doing something I should have done a long time ago.

I need to learn my limit. But them rhythm games are too good.

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true, nearlly all the Girl in my school asked me

"should i get a MacBook ?" and i said "no its overpriced and not worth it" she replies "but its made by Apple"

 

"Exactly"

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At a LAN event

Friend 1-Why is my computer running slowly? Everything just lags now.

Me-Maybe you got virus or something.

Friend 2-No I'm just really careful when I download things.

Me-Do you at least have a antivirus?

Friend 1-If I'm careful it doesn't matter though

Next week

Friend 2-Installs malwarebytes, detects over 2000 objects. Cleans up the mess Friend 1 made on his computer.

Friend 1-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!

Friend 2-Doing something I should have done a long time ago.

 

I don't run anti-virus.  Been over a year since latest format.  I ran MB a few months back (uninstalled shortly after) and out of 400K items, it detected no infections.  This is with heavy use.  I don't get it.

 

I keep a clone of the drive just in case.  10 min = fresh windows, fully updated + my utility programs and LoL.  I don't keep sensitive data on this PC.

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My friend asked me for a recommendation for a new laptop around $600. Before I could answer my other friend right next to me said, "Oh I know! For the processor you'll need either intel or amd. In terms of graphics card you'll need either AMD or Nvidia." I didn't speak; I just face palmed.

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My friend asked me for a recommendation for a new laptop around $600. Before I could answer my other friend right next to me said, "Oh I know! For the processor you'll need either intel or amd. In terms of graphics card you'll need either AMD or Nvidia." I didn't speak; I just face palmed.

lol as opposed to what exactly?  Tell him for a display, he'll need pixels and for a keyboard, make sure it has keys :P

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Here's a cringe worthy and unique one as this one is directed at myself actually.

 

3 years ago when I was still at the early stages of learning about computers, I was trying to get my dad to let me build a computer.

 

He brought me to a computer shop at the prebuilt section (with a salesman there) and asked me why not just get a prebuilt.

 

I came up with several reason, this one haunts me to this day: "The prebuilt has 4gb RAM, I can build one at the same cost and have 8gb ram!" (This was when RAM was insanely cheap).

 

The salesman stood there and stared at me blankly as I smiled proudly with my ignorance.

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Person 1 : Dude iam a hacker now !
Me : rly
Person 1 : Yeah man look *open LOIC
Me : ohh what is that (wtf dude that basicly just a fucking ping flooder shit)
Person 1 : *type our school website, click hit or hack or whatever that thing called
Person 1 : *Open browser tried to open and go to our school page
Me : Dude you know this isnt hacking
Person 1 : Shut up look the Website is down
Me : *open my phone and go to our school website
Me : Nope still up

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They aren't fakers, they're just ignorant.

Their ignorance and their lack off knowing thereof makes them fakers.

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Wooooooow. That is truely sad.

I will, however, give my input on the uses of VGA.

As a person who likes ressurecting old PCs with my lovely Debian, having a VGA KVM switch around is dearly helpful.

Not saying that I would try and defend that moron you quoted though. xD

But there are some machines that not even debian can save...

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But there are some machines that not even debian can save...

that's what DSL is for :)

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FX-4170 and GT640 1gb gddr5 here, but 16GB ram. Not OP but BF4 and Payday2 run smooth on low/1080p

Does the fx 4170 even exist or did you mean i3 4170?

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that's what DSL is for :)

Would dsl run on a pentium 3 with 384mb of ram?

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Would dsl run on a pentium 3 with 384mb of ram?

I should think so, the whole install is like 50 MB so ram usage would not be a problem

Can't speak from experience though

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I should think so, the whole install is like 50 MB so ram usage would not be a problem

Can't speak from experience though

Ok thanks. I love this thread , its a good way to put off some steam.

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Ok thanks. I love this thread , its a good way to put off some steam.

 

Yeah, I just checked and it should be well more than enough.  The "recommended" specs:

 

 

 

  • Pentium 200MHz
  • 64MB ram

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But there are some machines that not even debian can save...

 

True ^10

 

Even last night I had to commit one to the grave after a bad run-in with Lubuntu as my last attempt

 

*tear*

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True ^10

Even last night I had to commit one to the grave after a bad run-in with Lubuntu as my last attempt

*tear*

Same here. Not even lubuntu will run smoothly on my old pc. Dsl is my last chance

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Same here. Not even lubuntu will run smoothly on my old pc. Dsl is my last chance

 

*sigh* Back to DOS we go...

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*sigh* Back to DOS we go...

I love to argue that i have one of the most powerful cpus of 1999, but i think i'll be throwing the thing out or giving it away.

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I love to argue that i have one of the most powerful cpus of 1999, but i think i'll be throwing the thing out or giving it away.

 

I personally think that old machines that served me well should have a sea burial or something. Maybe put into an industrial woodchipper!  :lol:

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I personally think that old machines that served me well should have a sea burial or something. Maybe put into an industrial woodchipper! :lol:

I was thinking of putting it on a wooden boat in the middle of a lake and fireing arrows on fire at it, viking style.

Just kidding lol

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