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What Useless Super Power Would You Have?

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being able to go higher than 1050MHz on my GPU.

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I would want music of my choice to start playing whenever I enter a room. 

Queue under pressure and get the bassline stuck in everyones head.

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To build any computer in under a second, and it posts every time even if the mobo got here DOA.

I would say that is not useless! I see lotsa money coming from that. 

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To know the answers to all the world's great questions and problems, but not be able to tell anyone about them or do anything about them :)

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never have to go to the bathroom or sleep

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I would want music of my choice to start playing whenever I enter a room. 

The ability, mask any fart by shitting a rainbow.  It is the only logical useless super power in my opinion.

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never have to go to the bathroom or sleep

Those aren't useless though.

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Not useless one. Freeze time ;) Giggity.

Useless one? Uhmm... Have any food I eat taste like something else. So say I est a piece of Pizza, I can make it taste like Apple Pie. But that same sloce would taste just like pizza to someone else.

 

 

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to think at 100miles per second, wait, that's useful.

errrr, not use up all my energy in a min or remove all surface dust;

to be conscious in every dream i have with no sacrifices

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The ability to fall asleep during class. Swear to god, for whatever reason, I just can't

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to think at 100miles per second, wait, that's useful.

How would you think at 100 miles per second?

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to think at 100miles per second, wait, that's useful.

 

Don't think that's how that works

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Those aren't useless though.

they are quite useless because they really dont have a big return, just time compared to to other powers

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Being able to wake up at any time desired without being groggy.

 

That actually doesn't sound that useless.

 

Having headphone cords never short.

 

 

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if its useless then its not a super power

you seem to be right since every superpower will be beneficial in some way

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I would want music of my choice to start playing whenever I enter a room. 

Hell. Yes.

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Be able to facepalm as hard as I want without hurting myself.

 

 

Wait, that's actually super useful

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they are quite useless because they really dont have a big return, just time compared to to other powers

Sleep puts you at risk of things like being murdered when you're not paying attention. It could save your life by not having to sleep.

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