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Mmmmmmmmmm, those new Italian pizzas were incredible (ate 1/2 of each and now my belly hurts).

 

But they really didnt seem to have any extra cheese on them when I paid more for double cheese :(

 

Should I complain?

 

The veggie one came with a seperate tub of fresh rocket leaves, and each pizza had a vial of chilli oil instead of the usual herb sauce.

Linus is my fetish.

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So everytime my sleeping meds work and Im passed out in deep slumber zzzzzz with sleep paralysis and cannot move a millimetre...

 

*Le dreams or nightmares:

 

-OMG YOURE PARALAYSED AND GONNA FALL AND DIE WAKE UP AND MOVE NOW!!!!

 

-OMG MAGICAL AMAZING DREAM CHOCOLATE OR CAKE, BUT YOU CANT HAVE BECAUSE PARALYSED, TRY TO MOVE, YEA THATS RIGHT, COME CLOSER FOR THE CHOCOLATE, CLOSER YOU SLUT, MOVE MORE, YOU KNOW YOU CANT EAT THE CHOCOLATE UNLESS YOU WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED .....

 

*Wakes up 3 hours too early, fuck wheres my chocolate gone? Damn, did I just waste another possible epic medicine induced sleep? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME BRAIN??? WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT THE MEDS THAT ARE TRYING TO FIX YOU????

 

 

Linus is my fetish.

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35 minutes ago, Bhav said:

So everytime my sleeping meds work and Im passed out in deep slumber zzzzzz with sleep paralysis and cannot move a millimetre...

 

*Le dreams or nightmares:

 

-OMG YOURE PARALAYSED AND GONNA FALL AND DIE WAKE UP AND MOVE NOW!!!!

 

-OMG MAGICAL AMAZING DREAM CHOCOLATE OR CAKE, BUT YOU CANT HAVE BECAUSE PARALYSED, TRY TO MOVE, YEA THATS RIGHT, COME CLOSER FOR THE CHOCOLATE, CLOSER YOU SLUT, MOVE MORE, YOU KNOW YOU CANT EAT THE CHOCOLATE UNLESS YOU WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED .....

 

*Wakes up 3 hours too early, fuck wheres my chocolate gone? Damn, did I just waste another possible epic medicine induced sleep? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME BRAIN??? WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT THE MEDS THAT ARE TRYING TO FIX YOU????

 

 

That's because those meds  (for lack of a better word) fiddle with your brain. 

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35 minutes ago, Bhav said:

So everytime my sleeping meds work and Im passed out in deep slumber zzzzzz with sleep paralysis and cannot move a millimetre...

 

*Le dreams or nightmares:

 

-OMG YOURE PARALAYSED AND GONNA FALL AND DIE WAKE UP AND MOVE NOW!!!!

 

-OMG MAGICAL AMAZING DREAM CHOCOLATE OR CAKE, BUT YOU CANT HAVE BECAUSE PARALYSED, TRY TO MOVE, YEA THATS RIGHT, COME CLOSER FOR THE CHOCOLATE, CLOSER YOU SLUT, MOVE MORE, YOU KNOW YOU CANT EAT THE CHOCOLATE UNLESS YOU WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED .....

 

*Wakes up 3 hours too early, fuck wheres my chocolate gone? Damn, did I just waste another possible epic medicine induced sleep? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME BRAIN??? WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT THE MEDS THAT ARE TRYING TO FIX YOU????

 

 

Turn them into lucid dreams and make the chocolate come to you c:

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Just now, TheRandomness said:

Turn them into lucid dreams and make the chocolate come to you c:

Yesterday I had a lucid dream xD 

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Dreamssssssssssssssssss, life is a dream..... OOOOH WHILE I SLEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP, I DONT DREAM BUT I DREAM when i wakeeeeeeeee.

 

 

to the tune of a random opera 

 

 

now let me procrastinate and watch lovely complex

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26 minutes ago, Bhav said:

Sometimes the dreams are lucid, but then they turn into orgies.

Fuck you. I want a lucid dream >~>

39 minutes ago, themctipers said:

Yesterday I had a lucid dream xD 

 

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FedEx sucks dick so hard, fedex's jaw is dislocated.

(Soon 10 days since my gpu was suposed to be delivered but FedEx sucks and are holding the package back for No reason because it is customs exempt)

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17 minutes ago, TheRandomness said:

Fuck you. I want a lucid dream >~>

 

Really tho'? I mean, I guess it's nice in the moment, but in the end you'll just wake up alone and with a mess in your pants.

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1 minute ago, Urishima said:

Really tho'? I mean, I guess it's nice in the moment, but in the end you'll just wake up alone and with a mess in your pants.

Yes. Also, sleeping naked is the best way to sleep. 

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Just now, TheRandomness said:

And? Also, sleeping naked is the best way to sleep. 

true but live with other people :(

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1 minute ago, TheRandomness said:

Yes. Also, sleeping naked is the best way to sleep. 

Ok, so you wake up alone and with a mess on your sheets.

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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Just now, Urishima said:

Ok, so you wake up alone and with a mess on your sheets.

how does lucid dreams make u piss? or shit?

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Or the lucid dreams can be the worst nightmares ever, like for me, exerting control is not guaranteed or part of the definition of lucid dreams.

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Just now, DeezNoNos said:

how does lucid dreams make u piss? or shit?

Kinda weird that this is the first thing your mind is going to, but I guess if you are into that sort of thing...

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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1 minute ago, DeezNoNos said:

how does lucid dreams make u piss? or shit?

You don't get it... xD

2 minutes ago, Urishima said:

Ok, so you wake up alone and with a mess on your sheets.

I wouldn't really care tbh.. Also, I'm kinda young so it wouldn't affect me :P

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1 minute ago, TheRandomness said:

You don't get it... xD

I wouldn't really care tbh.. Also, I'm kinda young so it wouldn't affect me :P

i dont

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Just now, TheRandomness said:

I wouldn't really care tbh.. Also, I'm kinda young so it wouldn't affect me :P

Well, we adults have to clean up after ourselves. Can't hand my jizzy bed-sheets to my mother.

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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2 minutes ago, Urishima said:

Kinda weird that this is the first thing your mind is going to, but I guess if you are into that sort of thing...

oooh that lol. I didnt think of that just cause i dont get them for reasons

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Just now, TheRandomness said:

Lucid dream > Sex > Have a guess

ooops lol

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Just now, DeezNoNos said:

oooh that lol. I didnt think of that just cause i dont get them for reasons

It's ok kiddo, just stay save.

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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Just now, Urishima said:

It's ok kiddo, just stay save.

you dont get it, i have too much sex.......with myself

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