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2 minutes ago, Bhav said:

Well ... It was toilet paper, I still call it tissues.

Who the fuck uses TP to clean anything?

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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Just now, Bhav said:

Toilet was too far and a bin was in my room.

make a large ball with it

wait until night

throw in toilet

flush

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Just now, Urishima said:

Who the fuck uses TP to clean anything?

what do you wipe your ass with?

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1 minute ago, Urishima said:

I was about to call BS on your mom not knowing with the pillow, but it would appear that she really is that innocent. It's kinda adorable, really.

 

Should've set up some blacklights at your parent's place :P

Well she was raised strictly religiously, back when beatings canings and mouths being washed with soap were a thing, and ofc my parents had an arranged marriage. So she knew next to nothing about such things.

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Just now, themctipers said:

what do you wipe your ass with?

Anything EXCEPT your butt. Seriously, do I have to tell you youngins every little thing?

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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Just now, Urishima said:

Anything EXCEPT your butt. Seriously, do I have to tell you youngins every little thing?

yes

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1 minute ago, Bhav said:

Well she was raised strictly religiously, back when beatings canings and mouths being washed with soap were a thing, and ofc my parents had an arranged marriage. So she knew next to nothing about such things.

Religion leads to jizzy furniture. Sounds about right.

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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57 minutes ago, Urishima said:

Anything EXCEPT your butt. Seriously, do I have to tell you youngins every little thing?

I use water xD #onlydesiways

 

59 minutes ago, Bhav said:

Well she was raised strictly religiously, back when beatings canings and mouths being washed with soap were a thing, and ofc my parents had an arranged marriage. So she knew next to nothing about such things.

Lol my mom was raised somewhat (quiet near actually) like your mom but my mom knows this shit

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I made cheeseburgers but they are toxic because the spatula melted and now there are bits of plastic imbedded in the burgers :(

 

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1 minute ago, Strando123 said:

I made cheeseburgers but they are toxic because the spatula melted and now there are bits of plastic imbedded in the burgers :(

 

LPT: buy a metal spatula xD 

rip food 

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6 hours ago, iDeFecZx said:

dominos is hell fucking yes

It's an okay. 

It's better than Papa John's but Pizza Hut, Little Ceasers and this local chain are really good. Esp. the local chain but they cost a bit more.

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8 minutes ago, Strando123 said:

Stop the sextalk, if a mod sees this we are potentialy f*cked.

 

I was looking for context trying to see what you're talking about. Only had to go a page back.



Well again in this case, I don't think a mod would lock this thread though I could see a mod deleting that post and probably assigning warning points. Which is the more reasonable thing to do, though I suppose if a mod was having a bad day or felt like being an arse then yeah I could see this being a problem. Eitherway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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16 minutes ago, wcreek said:

I was looking for context trying to see what you're talking about. Only had to go a page back.



Well again in this case, I don't think a mod would lock this thread though I could see a mod deleting that post and probably assigning warning points. Which is the more reasonable thing to do, though I suppose if a mod was having a bad day or felt like being an arse then yeah I could see this being a problem. Eitherway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I have been told by mods that ONE more sex post could be the end of this thread.

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1 minute ago, Strando123 said:

I have been told by mods that ONE more sex post could be the end of this thread.

Remember, guys. No more sex posts.

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6 minutes ago, Strando123 said:

I have been told by mods that ONE more sex post could be the end of this thread.

Geez, seems like it'd be more fair and reasonable to just delete those posts and leave the thread alone. Actually kinda unfair.

Kinda dictatorial, if that's the case.

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Could take it to pm. xD 

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Just now, themctipers said:

Could take it to pm. xD 

I wouldn't tempt fate.

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So should we delete our posts

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Just now, DeezNoNos said:

So should we delete our posts

nah, just dont go "DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS! DREAM ORGIES? SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  again and we should be fine.

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HHHHHGGGGNNNNNNHHHHHHHH:

 

Y2kTX9W.jpg 

 

'£300 for a chair? BUT THERE ARE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA WHO COULD HAVE EATEN THAT CHAIR'.

 

Well then, you could send me a starving African to be my back massage slave for the rest of my life for £300 and not a penny more instead.

 

Making it was so exhausting that my 1 litre water bottle full of squash is now empty :(

 

Time to refill.

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Just now, Strando123 said:

nah, just dont go "DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS! DREAM ORGIES? SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  again and we should be fine.

i did not go dreeeaaams orgies

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3 minutes ago, themctipers said:

Could take it to pm. xD 

yes, spam my inbox with your under-age pedofilia sex stuff! /s (as if moo (a chat between some forum mmembers) isnt doing a good job at that allready xD)

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1 minute ago, DeezNoNos said:

i did not go dreeeaaams orgies

nah, you behaved yourself (i think, allready lost track of who was involved) xD

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