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Alright guys I have been a bit "stuck" downstairs for like 3 days.

What do you recommend.

I am kinda losing my mind , i push as hard as i can and nothing Q_Q.

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http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Constipation/Pages/Treatment.aspx

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This puts a new definition to shitposting.

 

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How about you consult a doctor for this?

I can recommend laxative stuff, but not sure if you can have it or if it will actually help...

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Alright guys I have been a bit "stuck" downstairs for like 3 days.

What do you recommend.

I am kinda losing my mind , i push as hard as i can and nothing Q_Q.

Yes this is literally a "shit post" .

 

Prune juice and lots of water. I give it about 4 hours.

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Does boob milk help with constipation?

Why are you asking me? I'm not a doctor nor baby

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Simple solution that works faster than laxative, and doesn't last quite as long:

 

1. pour like.....8 tablespoons of baking soda into a tall glass of water.

2. Guzzle water as fast as you can.

3. Keep refilling and drinking the water until all the baking soda is inside you.

4. RUN for the bathroom, as your anus is about to become a firehose.

5. Sit on the toilet for about....45 minutes

6. Enjoy being flushed completely out, and probably losing several pounds.

 

Maybe start off with 4 tablespoons first, then if that doesn't work, another 4. My sister did this to me one time when I was stopped up and bloated.

 

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Laxatives and lots of water.

I've got some "natural" "Fiber" pills that are just supposed to help maintain normal function.

What they do to me isn't natural in any way.. But they work

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It wasn't a serious question. I was just poking fun at your missuse of words. :P

yeah.. English is not my native language so I sometimes depends on Chrome's dictionary for words I don't use much.

And lactation has to do with milk/diary stuff right? :P

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yeah.. English is not my native language so I sometimes depends on Chrome's dictionary for words I don't use much.

And lactation has to do with milk/diary stuff right? :P

 

I mean, don't take it personally (if you did). I just found it a bit funny. :)

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Drink lots and lots of warm saltwater,it does sound bad but helps or get an enema.

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Drink lots and lots of warm saltwater,it does sound bad but helps or get an enema.

 

Haha... you'd think she probably released it by now ;)

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Haha... you'd think she probably released it by now ;)

Thats kinda disgusting,but good for her.I did'nt see the date on the original post.   :ph34r:

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coffee... black, warm... 3 cups, medium roast, brewed using 95C water and served at 50C...

or 5 espressos in 1 hour...

this worked for me... too well...

 

that or get some laxatives...

 

Haribo Gummy Bears work too...

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coffee... black, warm... 3 cups, medium roast, brewed using 95C water and served at 50C...

or 5 espressos in 1 hour...

this worked for me... too well...

 

that or get some laxatives...

 

Haribo Gummy Bears work too...

That much amount of black coffee causes tremors or even anxiety and ocd in some cases.I have tried it actually.

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Consume Lots of water and nutrition that is full of fiber would be more healthy to lax your digestive system. Try to walk out for distances, practise sport and try not to poop forcefully; you will end up getting hemorrhoids. Be easy on yourself, don't force yourself in toilet when constipated. 

 

Get well, pal! ^^

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