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That much amount of black coffee causes tremors or even anxiety and ocd in some cases.I have tried it actually.

 

must be because I drink more coffee than average (4-6 cups per day)...

 

that 5 espressos in 1 hour was when I took some basic barista lessons...

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Haha... you'd think she probably released it by now ;)

 

I released the kraken on tuesday.

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I released the kraken on tuesday.

 

Sometimes we wonder, how much is too much information LOL  :lol:

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Sometimes we wonder, how much is too much information LOL  :lol:

 

 

I released the kraken on tuesday.

That did cross some kind of a line. LOL  :lol:  :D

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must be because I drink more coffee than average (4-6 cups per day)...

 

that 5 espressos in 1 hour was when I took some basic barista lessons...

5 in one hour must have been bad later,my brain and body literally overclocks and starts artifacting whenever i do that during long coding runs.

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You almost made me cough out my lung.

 

Also:

 

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That much amount of black coffee causes tremors or even anxiety and ocd in some cases.I have tried it actually.

To me that much black coffee is like a cup for me. I drink alot more coffee then any sane person would.

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To me that much black coffee is like a cup for me. I drink alot more coffee then any sane person would.

It varies from person to person,i can handle that amount of liquor but not coffee.

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5 in one hour must have been bad later,my brain and body literally overclocks and starts artifacting whenever i do that during long coding runs.

 

My perception of time slowed down...

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My perception of time slowed down...

Been there,You roast your own bean ? even i am a coffee enthusiast.

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Been there,You roast your own bean ? even i am a coffee enthusiast.

 

Nah... it was just for one of my classes... I do enjoy a nice cup of coffee every now and then...

 

I load my caffeine using the cheapest way possible... energy drinks and instant coffee... (ahh yes... the life of a broke college student)...

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Nah... it was just for one of my classes... I do enjoy a nice cup of coffee every now and then...

 

I load my caffeine using the cheapest way possible... energy drinks and instant coffee... (ahh yes... the life of a broke college student)...

So do i,i buy those small cheap instant coffee pouches.

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Simple solution that works faster than laxative, and doesn't last quite as long:

 

1. pour like.....8 tablespoons of baking soda into a tall glass of water.

2. Guzzle water as fast as you can.

3. Keep refilling and drinking the water until all the baking soda is inside you.

4. RUN for the bathroom, as your anus is about to become a firehose.

5. Sit on the toilet for about....45 minutes

6. Enjoy being flushed completely out, and probably losing several pounds.

 

Maybe start off with 4 tablespoons first, then if that doesn't work, another 4. My sister did this to me one time when I was stopped up and bloated.

 

Best. Bowel movement. EVER.

 

Please don't do that D:

Taking large amounts of baking soda can be quite dangerous D:

 

Just drink a lot of water, it will hydrate poop making it bigger in volume and easier to pass or use sugarless haribo gummy bears, they say they give you instant bowel movements :P

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I have this problem now too....

 

I used levolac + microlax 

Microlax is an enema that you need to put up your dinkle hole.

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Yeah but i am not comfortable doing that with my anus.

theres a powder one that you drink In water
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