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So I have been reading and found out that Australia has bans on a lot of things. These things range from pitbulls to certain video games. Why does Australia ban all of these things even though there is no need to?

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Because like all countries, their government is full of idiots.

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Lots of people with too much time complaining to the government about stuff

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Because if a game has anything to do with drugs/sex it must be banned. And im going to say i feel bad for people that play games here its stupid -.-

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But why Pits and certain video games; how does that solve anything?

Makes America actually look like a good place to live.

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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They banned pitbulls?

 

Bloody hell that is a whole new level of assinine.

 

The reason they do it is to show political action. They do somethign about problems that resonate with their electorate so they can be re-elected. Banning is simply easierr than actually addressing the problem.

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Because like all countries, their government is full of idiots.

You sir deserve a nobel prize.

 

But why Pits and certain video games; how does that solve anything?

It makes the government look like it has a purpose for existing, all governments do such things.

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Two words:

Stupid ass people in our government are doing stupid shit.

 

Oh wait, that wasn't right.

Maybe I should be a politician..........

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But why Pits and certain video games; how does that solve anything?

Makes America actually look like a good place to live.

Pitbulls are dogs filled with love though?

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Two words:

Stupid ass people in our government are doing stupid shit.

Oh wait, that wasn't right.

Maybe I should be a politician..........

Thats my plan, become president and get some real freedom all up in this bitch

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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Makes America actually look like a good place to live.

 

No. No, it doesn't.

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No. No, it doesn't.

Yea it does, we get all the freedoms and pits and games.

Except when we are told to not have them

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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We don't ban everything. We only ban things that don't need banning

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Yea it does, we get all the freedoms and pits and games.

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Yea it does, we get all the freedoms and pits and games.

Except when we are told to not have them

And freedom to get shot at school, not being able to afford medical care and end up homeless. You can stay there with your pitbulls, I'm quite happy here, thanks.

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Pitbulls are dogs filled with love though?

They are adorable >:c

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And freedom to get shot at school, not being able to afford medical care and end up homeless. You can stay there with your pitbulls, I'm quite happy here, thanks.

And freedom of semi-free enterprise although we could certainly use more of that. And free speech, ie video games.

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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They are adorable >:c

I have a pit and he is the sweetest dog ever, of course we taught him not to you know be a drain on society.

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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Thats my plan, become president and get some real freedom all up in this bitch

My plan would be to at least get to the presidential debate, then take 10 minutes cussing out all of the politicians in the country, then drop the mic and walk off stage giving them the finger.

 

 

 

And freedom to get shot at school, not being able to afford medical care and end up homeless. You can stay there with your pitbulls, I'm quite happy here, thanks.

Enjoy your higher taxes and prices, not being able to defend yourself, and other socialist bullshit.

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Cor blimey, you should know that violent video games make kids violent with violence. Just does.

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And freedom of semi-free enterprise although we could certainly use more of that. And free speech, ie video games.

*Facepalm* Yeah, because the USA it's the only country that has those. Oh dear.

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My plan would be to at least get to the presidential debate, then take 10 minutes cussing out all of the politicians in the country, then drop the mic and walk off stage giving them the finger.

 

And I'd rather live in American than AUS.

Why didn't Ron Paul ever do this?

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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*Facepalm* Yeah, because the USA it's the only country that has those. Oh dear.

At least we have them unlike Australia

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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My plan would be to at least get to the presidential debate, then take 10 minutes cussing out all of the politicians in the country, then drop the mic and walk off stage giving them the finger.

 

 

 

Enjoy your higher taxes and prices, not being able to defend yourself, and other socialist bullshit.

You left out the " 'MURICA! " at the end of that sentence.

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