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TopWargamer
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It has come to hell.

If hell exists then I'm sure is a good place.

Now if you excuse me, I have some stuff to do...

The stars died for you to be here today.

A locked bathroom in the right place can make all the difference in the world.

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My hobby is finally worth something. ;)

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Too much kids in here, time to lock the thread!

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If hell exists then I'm sure is a good place.

Now if you excuse me, I have some stuff to do...

Porn in hell...

...of course its a good place!

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brb planting wood ;P

from a fellow bearded Canadian!

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I HOPE IT S NOT THE G*Y CATEGORY!

What if it is?...

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Yeah, watch 100 porn videos until your parents kick you out of the basement you are dwelling in or get your ass of and plant a goddamn tree!

The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee.
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I HOPE IT S NOT THE G*Y CATEGORY!

It's the big d*** category. (Says on the event page on their site)

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This thread really couldn't get any better. I love you all.

 

I love you too! <3

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I don't really care from where the trees come, but it's a funny idea. I'm thankfull that I can be on this Forum. here are some of the most creative people I've ever heard of. some of you are like albert einsteins of dick jokes.

it's time for some jolly cooperation!

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Yarrrr,

 

what this porn be me scallywags, a drawn wnech ???

Yarrrr the last me wench was busy with me tree, she be swashbucklin' me privates me mateys.

Why we be saving the world, whilst we be plundering the booty ??

Yarrrr, ye be warned lily-livered scallywags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI#t=93
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It has come to hell.

Guess who thought it was hell during revolution, the people who disbelieved round planets and other stuff.

 

....

 

More like hell in your values.

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They did a similar thing last year with breast cancer.

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Congrats to PornHub, doing something that'll make the world a better place.

 

Although, I'm not sure if the net effect is positive since there's going to be a lot more tissues wasted....

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The question becomes, who watches it for the story?

To me, a good porn video has to have a good story

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PornHub tends to these weird yet kinda awesome things. 

Don't ask why I know.

For a while, PornHub was the only video streaming site that worked on PS4

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