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[Time] Watch porn and save the earth

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Source: http://time.com/79406/now-you-can-help-save-the-environment-by-watching-a-bunch-of-porn/

 

PornHub announced today that for every 100 video streams viewed in one specific category on the site, they’ll plant a tree in celebration of Arbor Day. The site is keeping a running tally of how many trees will be planted, and as of Monday afternoon, more than 11,000 had already been logged. Well, people on the Internet do love the environment.

 

Porn for trees. I think we can make this trade.

 

Now's a better time than ever to become an environmentalist. 

It's porn for a good cause! 

Is your body ready to save the earth? 

Make Captain Planet proud!

Don't you want to be able to answer the question, "Where were you when porn saved the earth?"

 

Okay, I think I got some of the jokes out of the way. 

 

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(Just remember, you helped plant those trees.)

 

EDIT: Everybody's reaction to this news:

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and im guessing they will water the plants with~

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Jesus Christ what has the world come to.

It has come to hell.

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and im guessing they will water the plants with~

well they're not really "watering" unless they're using water...so they would...

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What we should do is just set up a server farm to open up thousands of pornhub links at once. Stream them to people that may or may not want to see what they get. Kinda like a roulette of categories for videos. Spin the wheel and you end up with something kinky!

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It has come to hell.

A steamy, passionate hell.  :lol:

 

No jokes about planting wood? Wow.

Well, they are penetrating Mother Nature in the morning with young, virginal, fresh wood. And oh, will they grow and grow into strong, proud, erect trees. The unlucky ones will be cut down, reduced to stumps while the fortunate ones will decay, become weak, and limp after years of Mother Nature's ever-loving embrace and warm, nutritious, pocketed homes.  

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I've been addicted to porn because I couldn't enjoy gaming on a Radeon 5450. Now I have a liquid cooled 4770K and a GTX 770 that I plan for gaming 24/7 AND LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED.

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What we should do is just set up a server farm to open up thousands of pornhub links at once. Stream them to people that may or may not want to see what they get. Kinda like a roulette of categories for videos. Spin the wheel and you end up with something kinky!

Oh lawdy. That would be too brutal for people's eyes.

 

. . .

 

I'm down.

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is this real life

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Well, they are penetrating Mother Nature in the morning with young, virginal, fresh wood. And oh, will they grow and grow into strong, proud, erect trees. The unlucky ones will be cut down, reduced to stumps while the fortunate ones will decay, become weak, and limp after years of Mother Nature's ever-loving embrace and warm, nutritious, pocketed homes.  

Now that's what I'm talking about!

 

Oh lawdy. That would be too brutal for people's eyes.

 

. . .

 

I'm down.

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Ding ding ding! You get gay midget BDSM fetish videos!

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Porn, a multi-billion dollar industry, yet everyone still pretends they don't watch it....

The question becomes, who watches it for the story?

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is this real life

Nah, brah. It be a wet dream. Oh, here she be 'a coming! Take her down boys! Take down that massive beast! Harpoon tha' beast! Make sure it penetrates! Aim true, lads!

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Nah, brah. It be a wet dream. Oh, here she be 'a coming! Take her down boys! Take down that massive beast! Harpoon tha' beast! Make sure it penetrates! Aim true, lads!

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