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So apparently this is a thing... Goat Simulator is coming!

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he got a skype bloop

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Now I can let it goooat, let it gooooat.

 

Egh, that made me cringe.

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i would definitely buy this ahahah

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looks like some sort of mod, is it really a standalone game?!

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where can I pre order dammit WHERE

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OOOHH YES!

It's also funny because "goat" in my language is also used for "doggy-style".

hey babe wanna goat ?. shee thats a turnoff

 
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There needs to be a llamas with hats simulator. I will pay handsomely for such a product. Make it with Cry-Engine too for the lollz

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Will dual 780 ti's be able to run this on lowest settings at at least 30 fps?

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Will definitely try this out xD.

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too many fucking facebook and skype nosies going off annoyed me. mainly since i thought someone was trying to talk to me NOPE.

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This game will be G.O.A.T.

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Deceptive animarketing game

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How cool would it be if you could pay for it with BTC. :D I want that game so badly!

who cares...

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There needs to be a llamas with hats simulator. I will pay handsomely for such a product. Make it with Cry-Engine too for the lollz

Cry Engine does not have physics where you randomly go flying through the air after stepping on a corner the wrong way. We can't use it!

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FINALLY! A GAME SIMPLE ENOUGH I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RUN IT!!!

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Will it support mantle?

 

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Will it support mantle?

 

If they want to simulate the hair of the goat properly they might not have a choice as it would otherwise be too taxing on the cpu.

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All of my waaaaaaaaaaaaant.

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Perfect timing, I just finished playing Goat Petting Simulator 2013.

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THIS is awesome

Killer goat :o

The goat tower!!!  :o  :o 

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I'd play it.

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that is literally the coolest game ive ever seen. forget Star Citizen, im putting my chips on this!

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FINALLY! A GAME SIMPLE ENOUGH I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RUN IT!!!

not after they add a million sunlight particles and lens flare  :D

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