Corrupt a Wish game

[pythonmegapixel]

1 minute ago, sub68 said:

granted but you forgot to wash the sheets

I wish I had faster internet

Granted, but logs are kept so that Mark Zuckerberg, Donald Trump, the Chinese Communist Party, your parents, your grandparents, and anyone else you've ever been in the same room are able to see everything you've ever done online.

 

I wish the fans in my laptop were quieter.

[sub68]

14 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

Granted, but logs are kept so that Mark Zuckerberg, Donald Trump, the Chinese Communist Party, your parents, your grandparents, and anyone else you've ever been in the same room are able to see everything you've ever done online.

they would just see anime but no hentai also a crap ton of knives

14 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

I wish the fans in my laptop were quieter.

granted but your laptop is overheating

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

3 minutes ago, sub68 said:

no hentai 

How uncultured. 

[sub68]

1 minute ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

How uncultured. 

[Drama Lama]

9 minutes ago, sub68 said:

they would just see anime but no hentai also a crap ton of knives

and @Den-Fi s OnlyFans 

 

if it‘s just Australian content nobody will be able to see it because everything is upside down 

[Drama Lama]

10 minutes ago, sub68 said:

 

Worst way I‘ve used my mobile data today 

but hey I‘ve clicked

Edited September 11, 2020 by Drama Lama

[sub68]

2 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Worst way I‘ve used my mobile data today 

but hey I‘ve clicked

I have used my data for the weridest yt vids

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

18 minutes ago, sub68 said:

I have used my data for the weridest yt vids

And not hentai. 

[sub68]

1 minute ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

And not hentai. 

well my mom would disown me

[Helpful Tech Witch]

3 hours ago, pythonmegapixel said:

Granted - the only way to dispose of it is to turn it into the police, and you are then put on trial because chopping off my hand is illegal.

 

I wish my SSD wasn't almost full.

granted. You have a 8tb 5400rpm hhd. 

 

I wish my pc worked when i wanted it to.

[sub68]

14 minutes ago, HelpfulTechWizard said:

I wish my pc worked when i wanted it to.

granted but its running chrome os

I wish I have a 16 gb flash drive

[Helpful Tech Witch]

1 minute ago, sub68 said:

I wish I have a 16 gb flash drive

Granted, but you can only write one byte before having to remove it.

 

I wish I could take my mask off.

[sub68]

2 minutes ago, HelpfulTechWizard said:

I wish I could take my mask off.

granted you get covid

 

I wish I had a better pair of headphones

[Helpful Tech Witch]

Just now, sub68 said:

granted you get covid

 

I wish I had a better pair of headphones

granted, but you can't wear them.

 

I wish that my dog would stop licking my foot.

(ligit hes doing it rn and its weird)

[sub68]

Just now, HelpfulTechWizard said:

 

I wish that my dog would stop licking my foot.

(ligit hes doing it rn and its weird)

granted but your dog licks your shoes every time you take them off

I wish my music library was all FLACS

[Bombastinator]

4 minutes ago, sub68 said:

granted you get covid

 

I wish I had a better pair of headphones

Worse he already has Covid and gives it to ihr mom who dies.  Home made masks and many non home made ones don’t protect you from getting sick they just make it harder for you to make others sick.  The whole point behind masks is we can’t tell who has it and who doesn’t so everyone wears gear as if they were already sick.  They might even sometimes protect from getting sick, but only a little bit.  The true value is slowing transmission, not preventing infection.

[Derkoli]

Just now, sub68 said:

granted but your dog licks your shoes every time you take them off

I wish my music library was all FLACS

Granted, but it's all MP3 upscaled to FLAC.

 

I wish my bills would simply vanish.

[Helpful Tech Witch]

2 minutes ago, Derkoli said:

Granted, but it's all MP3 upscaled to FLAC.

 

I wish my bills would simply vanish.

granted, but you now don't make any money

Edit: i forgot a wish.

 

I wish my psp had infinite storage.

[Bombastinator]

2 minutes ago, Derkoli said:

Granted, but it's all MP3 upscaled to FLAC.

 

I wish my bills would simply vanish.

In an attempt to be more evil: granted the bills vanish.  Not the debts, just the bills. You still owe the money, you just don’t know what you owe to whine and can’t pay them off before bad things happen.  (This happens to me once. I had a mail problem.  It gets very bad very fast)

[Bombastinator]

52 minutes ago, HelpfulTechWizard said:

granted, but you now don't make any money

Edit: i forgot a wish.

 

I wish my psp had infinite storage.

Granted: it is also then filled with the entirety of the wayback machine.  Good luck finding anything. 
 

I wish I could find what I wanted to on the wayback machine.

[Helpful Tech Witch]

Just now, Bombastinator said:

Granted: it is also then filled with the entirety of the wayback machine.  Good luck finding anything. 

i use the wayback machine to find out when you decieded to be a dick. also, FOLDERS!

 

[Bombastinator]

1 minute ago, HelpfulTechWizard said:

i use the wayback machine to find out when you decieded to be a dick. also, FOLDERS!

 

Making things awful is what this thread is about. 

[Moonzy]

6 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

I wish I could find what I wanted to on the wayback machine

granted, but the page have elements that grabs data from the servers in real time, defeating the purpose of wayback machine (had this happen for real zzz)

 

I wish cov cov would last forever so I can stay indoors

[Helpful Tech Witch]

4 minutes ago, Moonzy said:

granted, but the page have elements that grabs data from the servers in real time, defeating the purpose of wayback machine (had this happen for real zzz)

 

I wish cov cov would last forever so I can stay indoors

granted, but you catch it

 

i wish i could wipe the wayback machine drom my psp.

[Moonzy]

1 minute ago, HelpfulTechWizard said:

granted, but you catch it

how is that corrupted

Spoiler

 

2 minutes ago, HelpfulTechWizard said:

i wish i could wipe the wayback machine drom my psp

granted, the previous wish has been undone and it's back to being a normal PSP

 

I wish I have more hardware to test with