Corrupt a Wish game

[RussiansRule]

On 11/14/2020 at 10:22 PM, Tog Driver said:

Granted, Nasa confiscates it to run orbital calculations.

 

I wish the last 4 hours would have turned out better.

Granted, but you don't remember them

 

I wish to create a time warp machine that allows me to skip events into the future, but I'm also able to still remember everything important

[Bombastinator]

9 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but you don't remember them

 

I wish to create a time warp machine that allows me to skip events into the future, but I'm also able to still remember everything important

Granted.  As an added bonus it helps you maintain focus.  You discover the magic of “sleeping”.  You have to do it regularly though. 
 

I wish I didn’t have to not smoke 30 minutes befor taking a covid test then wait 2 hours in line.  That’s a lot of not smoking.

[piratemonkey]

3 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  As an added bonus it helps you maintain focus.  You discover the magic of “sleeping”.  You have to do it regularly though. 
 

I wish I didn’t have to not smoke 30 minutes befor taking a covid test then wait 2 hours in line.  That’s a lot of not smoking.

Granted but they have to remove your nose, and you don't get it back for a bit

 

I wish I was in good mental health

[Letgomyleghoe]

3 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

I wish I didn’t have to not smoke 30 minutes befor taking a covid test then wait 2 hours in line.  That’s a lot of not smoking.

granted, you have to juul instead 

 

I wish I could instantly get all my paperwork done.

[NarwhalKing33]

2 minutes ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

granted, you have to juul instead 

 

I wish I could instantly get all my paperwork done.

Granted, your boss makes you work every holiday for the next year

 

I wish I own a gaming computer without RGB and an apple logo.

[RussiansRule]

3 minutes ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

granted, you have to juul instead 

 

I wish I could instantly get all my paperwork done.

Granted but you have to listen to baby shark 24/7

 

I wish I could just do

[Moonzy]

Just now, NarwhalKing33 said:

Granted, your boss makes you work every holiday for the next year

 

I wish I own a gaming computer without RGB and an apple logo.

Granted, it's a cheap china knockoff PC that runs arm

 

I wish moderators on the forum was locked

[NarwhalKing33]

2 minutes ago, Moonzy said:

Granted, it's a cheap china knockoff PC that runs arm

 

I wish moderators on the forum was locked

Granted, They become Kevins and/or Karens

I wish to see some relief from work.

[Letgomyleghoe]

1 minute ago, NarwhalKing33 said:

I wish to see some relief from work.

granted you don't have a job

 

I wish hot swappable keyboards weren't so damn expensive

[RussiansRule]

Just now, NarwhalKing33 said:

Granted, They become Kevins and/or Karens

I wish to see some relief from work.

Granted, but work becomes (the amount of work you have multiplied the amount of coffee drunken plus the amount of total all-nighters multiplied by the amount your boss said something negative.) times harder

 

I wish for the privilege of having parents that understand how computers work and how games won't "kill the computer"

[RussiansRule]

5 minutes ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

granted you don't have a job

 

I wish hot swappable keyboards weren't so damn expensive

Granted but now there not swappable

 

I wish for me to fall asleep

[NarwhalKing33]

1 minute ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but work becomes (the amount of work you have multiplied the amount of coffee drunken plus the amount of total all-nighters multiplied by the amount your boss said something negative.) times harder

 

I wish for the privilege of having parents that understand how computers work and how games won't "kill the computer"

Granted, now your parents understand all computing technology from the 1980s-1990s.

I wish to have a good cup of coffee at all hours of the day.

[Letgomyleghoe]

2 minutes ago, NarwhalKing33 said:

I wish to have a good cup of coffee at all hours of the day

granted, its cold.

 

i wish i could find another job

[RussiansRule]

1 minute ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

granted, its cold.

 

i wish i could find another job

Granted, but you'll have to find another job

 

I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish

[Letgomyleghoe]

1 minute ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but you'll have to find another job

I dont think you understand how the game works, you have to think like the wish is becoming true, but something is going to make it not worth it

ex. "I wish to have a good cup of coffee at all hours of the day"

       "granted its cold"

you literally corrupt the wish

[RussiansRule]

14 minutes ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

granted, its cold.

 

i wish i could find another job

Granted, but at your new job everyone puts their workload on you

 

I wish to find a WWII remain

(what I meant was that when you find your new job you will immediately need to find a new job therefore corrupting it) @Letgomyleghoe

[nightmarevoid]

Just now, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but at your new job everyone puts their workload on you

 

I wish to find a WWII remain

(what I meant was that when you find your new job you will immediately need to find a new job) @Letgomyleghoe

Granted, but it's a grenade and it goes off in your hand.

 

I wish I was a better cook.

[RussiansRule]

Just now, nightmarevoid said:

Granted, but it's a grenade and it goes off in your hand.

 

I wish I was a better cook.

Granted you become a better cook, but you'll never be able to taste your own food

 

I wish I could go detasseling right now so I can finish saving up for our computer

[Bombastinator]

41 minutes ago, Letgomyleghoe said:

granted, you have to juul instead 

 

I wish I could instantly get all my paperwork done.

JUULs are lame and scary.  Also their nicotine level is insane. I already only do tootlepuffing with a real device instead of a ridiculous dangerous thing like a juul. they’re almost as bad as cigarettes.  Nicotine is still a vasoconstrictor though and messes with salivation so it’s out.  Basically I already beat juul but it’s still a no go.
 

Granted.  It is done.  Incorrectly.

 

I wish I had my paperwork straightened out too. 

 

 

[Energycore]

On 9/12/2020 at 2:24 AM, Sarra said:

Wish Granted, with a Sleep Timer that runs on a 26 hour clock instead of 24.

 

I wish I had a 1999 Subaru STi coupe.

Ok, but you are punished by God, who somehow turns out to exist, for blowing your wish on a selfish want, and sent to Hell.

 

I wish I the tear in my favorite sweatpants was fixable

 

EDIT: Oh come on I was automatically brought to a page other than the last

[Bombastinator]

7 minutes ago, Energycore said:

Ok, but you are punished by God, who somehow turns out to exist, for blowing your wish on a selfish want, and sent to Hell.

 

I wish I the tear in my favorite sweatpants was fixable

 

EDIT: Oh come on I was automatically brought to a page other than the last

granted.  It’s fixable.  The process is called “reweaving” and is a massive pita (this is true btw) 

 

I wish my nether a weren’t chapped

[sub68]

10 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

I wish my nether a weren’t chapped

granted but it smells like vinager

I wish I had a better knife

[RussiansRule]

9 hours ago, sub68 said:

granted but it smells like vinager

I wish I had a better knife

Granted, but it can only be used for murder

 

I wish I gained the ability to see answers

[Bombastinator]

17 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but it can only be used for murder

 

I wish I gained the ability to see answers

Granted.  You have no ability to tell if the answer is correct or not though.  There used to be this guy at cons who walked around with a sign that said “any question answered”. The trick was he did not state that the answer was necessarily true.

 

I wish I knew whether thanksgiving was on or not.  I could be isolating for nothing here.

[NarwhalKing33]

55 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  You have no ability to tell if the answer is correct or not though.  There used to be this guy at cons who walked around with a sign that said “any question answered”. The trick was he did not state that the answer was necessarily true.

 

I wish I knew whether thanksgiving was on or not.  I could be isolating for nothing here.

I would like to say granted, but idk what I can do about this it is cursed in its own

I wish the supply shortage and high demand would even out.