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Describe your sex stories with movie/game title/quote or character.

Ya_Mi
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I know sex is something that u shouldn't share with other its something private.

But this thread is just for fun.

If i happen to break community rules then please delete it.

 

Alright back to the topic.

My sex stories would be described with a game title that is " Alone in the dark "
Yeah i know its sad i have a rotten luck with women (T.T)

 

Whats yours?

Behold the power of Chuck Norris the forbidden one.

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Home Alone. 

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2 minutes ago, Volbet said:

I usually go for bears.

i see a man of culture

Behold the power of Chuck Norris the forbidden one.

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"tomb raider"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no but seriously "The Hangover"

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49 minutes ago, Tech_Dreamer said:

Beauty & the beast  :ph34r:

i found the furry

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"Four Fists for a halleluja" is the literal translation of the german title "Vier Fäuste für ein Halleluja" of the spence/hill movie "Trinity is still my name"

 

...also "Anaconda"

 

"Home Alone"

"White chicks"

...

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Obligatory "Half Life 3, because it doesn't exist... Yet?"

"We're all in this together, might as well be friends" Tom, Toonami.

 

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5 minutes ago, L.Lawliet said:

Yeah boi.. :P 

 

Btw may i ask which quote is that in ur sig?

It's from the cartoon Courage the Cowardly dog. Courage was having night terrors/hallucinations about being perfect, than when he was trying to brush his teeth perfectly, a Barracuda in the bathtub said that quote to him.

 

The episode is named 'Perfect'. Would highly recommend it.

"We're all in this together, might as well be friends" Tom, Toonami.

 

mini eLiXiVy: my open source 65% mechanical PCB, a build log, PCB anatomy and discussing open source licenses: https://linustechtips.com/topic/1366493-elixivy-a-65-mechanical-keyboard-build-log-pcb-anatomy-and-how-i-open-sourced-this-project/

 

mini_cardboard: a 4% keyboard build log and how keyboards work: https://linustechtips.com/topic/1328547-mini_cardboard-a-4-keyboard-build-log-and-how-keyboards-work/

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Wild things

 

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I’m surprised this thread lasted this long without mods locking it. 

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There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

 

 

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9 minutes ago, L.Lawliet said:

I dont see why mod should lock it though cause its clearly jff and this thread wont offense anyone..if it did well they can just lock it.

Mods can be buzzkill for most of the time 

There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

 

 

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

muh specs 

Gaming and HTPC (reparations)- ASUS 1080, MSI X99A SLI Plus, 5820k- 4.5GHz @ 1.25v, asetek based 360mm AIO, RM 1000x, 16GB memory, 750D with front USB 2.0 replaced with 3.0  ports, 2 250GB 850 EVOs in Raid 0 (why not, only has games on it), some hard drives

Screens- Acer preditor XB241H (1080p, 144Hz Gsync), LG 1080p ultrawide, (all mounted) directly wired to TV in other room

Stuff- k70 with reds, steel series rival, g13, full desk covering mouse mat

All parts black

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Screens- 3  ASUS VN248H-P IPS 1080p screens mounted on a stand, some old tv on the wall above it. 

Stuff- Epicgear defiant (solderless swappable switches), g600, moutned mic and other stuff. 

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Meh

-Various Simpsons characters

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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"Doesn't look like anything to me."

I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories.

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nothing because I have protected my virginity from all of the thots

 

(thats me in the video)

 

 

i like trains 🙂

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6 hours ago, L.Lawliet said:

Returrrrnn the slaaabbb..that ep scared the shit out me as a kid..

Thanks i'll take a look into that later after goin home..uhh cannot wait to close this damn store..cuz there's no customers in here..

It's a great cartoon, one of my favorites ever. Last of the Startmakers might be one of my favorite cartoon episodes ever.

 

Speaking about stores, when you wrote that post I had to go back to one after my break was over..

"We're all in this together, might as well be friends" Tom, Toonami.

 

mini eLiXiVy: my open source 65% mechanical PCB, a build log, PCB anatomy and discussing open source licenses: https://linustechtips.com/topic/1366493-elixivy-a-65-mechanical-keyboard-build-log-pcb-anatomy-and-how-i-open-sourced-this-project/

 

mini_cardboard: a 4% keyboard build log and how keyboards work: https://linustechtips.com/topic/1328547-mini_cardboard-a-4-keyboard-build-log-and-how-keyboards-work/

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10 hours ago, SlipperyPete said:

i found the furry

fak , i didn't mean it that way!

Details separate people.

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11 hours ago, SlipperyPete said:

i found the furry

Leave me out of it.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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Sausage party

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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