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When you bring your mechanical keyboard everywhere you go with your laptop, instead of use a laptop keyboard (unless you have one of those laptops with a mechanical keyboard built-in)

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You can talk to your internet friends about which sort of case manufacturers would make the best boyfriend/girlfriend *ahem @WinNut, @IdortMasterRace, @, @, @Syntaxvgm, @patrickjp93, @thekeemo, @Jumper118 cough*

Seriously.

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when you bring a mechanical keyboard to middle school because you cant use a school keyboard. 

I would do that although I'd fear of A. Getting it stolen or B. Smashing it on accident in my bag or C. Looking like a douchebag with his loud AF Greens xD

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when some one says a dollar amount and intensely u think of pc parts of the same cost.

when ur mouth drips when u see the new flagship gpus,

when u care more about internet speeds then world affairs , enless they effect internet speeds.

when u only need to type l in ur url bar for linus tech tips to show up

when ur bad dream are of a world without power.

when steam sales remind you there is a god named gabe

when ces is heaven on earth

when u have a slight tan from ur monitors,

when ur left click finger is stronger then ur whole other hand

when German quality refers to cherry mx and not vw

when u dream of a world of esport scholar ships

when u sit in class and start to cry over how ur teachers are using ie

when u fringe at the mention of ie

when u can quote the pirate bay adds with ur friends

when ur work to but computer parts,

when ur hope ur friends ask u tec questions

when u just want to be home on ur pc with ur settings and ur mouse and keyboard

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When in your programming with C class, the professor says that windows users will have a harder time than Mac users installing the GNU C Compiler and you boot right up into Ubuntu Linux which includes GCC already configured.

When the only things you ask your parents for, for Christmas, was a 1440p monitor and a pair of pants.

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When you help friends regarding computers and they are stunned. "How the fuck does he know to repair this?"

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When you are with your friends and something goes wrong with a computer and they all say "You better download more ram"

 

And when other students are confused by your friends jokes about fanboys. Or when you are talking about die size. 

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When you connect a wireless mouse to your friend computer and look at him clean his trackpad in confusion. (okay that's evil  :) )

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You know you're a techie when...

You get excited about that new graphics card coming out even though you have no intention of buying one.

Thank you.

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I would do that although I'd fear of A. Getting it stolen or B. Smashing it on accident in my bag or C. Looking like a douchebag with his loud AF Greens xD

i go to a Detroit school so nobody actually knows how much there worth ;P

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When nearly every waking moment of your day is spent thinking about computers in some fashion.

Something, something, something, famous quote, computer specs, and stuff...

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When I was able to by pass my schools Firewall without the use of a proxy.

I was able to with a Google chrome extension.. My school uses macs in graphics communication (Photoshop advanced class).. I know they are good with Photoshop but no chrome preinstalled :/
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@Pugs501

teach me your ways of passing the schools firewall without using a proxy!

also

When you get multiple school computers(not traceable to you) disconnected from the school network for using tor

 

 

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@Pugs501

teach me your ways of passing the schools firewall without using a proxy!

also

When you get multiple school computers(not traceable to you) disconnected from the school network for using tor

I'm not teaching it

I don't need people abusing it.

Because he had a hard drive.

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@Pugs501

aww, welp I might as well learn it the hard way since proxies don't work and they've blocked reddit, if I were to do something bad id just mess up the schools server room, since I have access.

 

 

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@Pugs501

aww, welp I might as well learn it the hard way since proxies don't work and they've blocked reddit, if I were to do something bad id just mess up the schools server room, since I have access.

Also if you got in trouble It would be my fault technically and you don't need to be messing with the network like I was

Because he had a hard drive.

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@Pugs501

this conversation never happened, anyway I don't use personal devices or logins to get in, just Linux live on a usb, so fresh os every time I start up

 

 

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I know I'm a techie when I use a school computer and loudly complain about the palm rest, crappy keyboard, lack of a second display, and bad viewing angles.

 

I also know I'm a techie when I study the specs of any computer that I touch and nobody understands my tech talk in school.

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I also know I'm a techie when I study the specs of any computer that I touch

I think you were ~24 Pages to late for likes

You check the specs of every computer that you go on, no matter where or what it is.

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Because he had a hard drive.

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When you take over the instructors computer and play funny videos without making a funny face.

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@Pugs501

this conversation never happened, anyway I don't use personal devices or logins to get in, just Linux live on a usb, so fresh os every time I start up

But i saw it.........

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When you want to stick Ubuntu on a old PS3.

When you want to throw your older brothers retired Dell in your old case (Rosewill Redbone) even though you truly have no use for a second rig even if it wouldn't do much besides maybe folding and sit around.

When you have a optical drive hidden behind one of your monitors with a SATA cable stuck into it.

When you have your dresser filled with a ton of boxes from parts just because they look nice.

 

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