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http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/19/hitchbot-completes-trip/

 

Hitchhiking robot completes its cross-Canada trip

 

 

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It looks like robots can trust us humans to take care of them, after all. Hitchbot has successfully completed its hitchhiking trek across Canada, landing in Victoria, British Columbia this past weekend. The ride-bumming robot didn't survive its 4,000-mile journey completely unscathed. Its LED protector was cracked, and its speech had clearly suffered after two weeks of travel (hey, you try talking to people for that long). It doesn't look like there's another adventure in store, but that's okay by us; it clearly accomplished its goals of testing artificial intelligence techniques and human interaction. If you're ever keen to relive the trip, there's a photo gallery available to satisfy your nostalgic side.

 

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http://www.hitchbot.me/gallery/

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It just mapped out Canada for the invasion. Gullible Canadians.

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I'd never stop to pick up a robot... They can't be trusted!

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I should build some robots and send them out to trick people into donating money to it. 

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lol I'd take that shit home, its journey would have ended with me.

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You do realize that this was sorta like a canada wide thing where everyone was like "Omg cool, i'm in on this" 

They didn't trick us, we knew what we wanted to happen and we made it happen. 

we're not gullible :| we knew about this thing from public news (yes our news is nothing but interesting things happening in other parts of the world) 

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You do realize that this was sorta like a canada wide thing where everyone was like "Omg cool, i'm in on this" 

They didn't trick us, we knew what we wanted to happen and we made it happen. 

we're not gullible :| we knew about this thing from public news (yes our news is nothing but interesting things happening in other parts of the world

"Impossible, Canada can't have news! Nothing happens up there!"

 

This is actually kind of funny, I wonder if someone thought to install a wireless card reader and steal the card numbers of everyone who picked it up?

 

Also I wonder how many truckers tried to rape it.

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"Impossible, Canada can't have news! Nothing happens up there!"

 

This is actually kind of funny, I wonder if someone thought to install a wireless card reader and steal the card numbers of everyone who picked it up?

 

Also I wonder how many truckers tried to rape it.

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I am offended by the thread title.

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lulz dey dont no im a robot sily canadiuns

 

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But that is really pretty cool.

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canadian truckers are actually 18 year olds rejected by holister and modelling companies.

Modelling?........ Is it wrong for me to wish that they are all women? If so I might start hitchiking through canada in the hopes that some rejected model chick rapes me lol (the good kind of man rape to, not that other unspeakable kind)

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Modelling?........ Is it wrong for me to wish that they are all women? If so I might start hitchiking through canada in the hopes that some rejected model chick rapes me lol (the good kind of man rape to, not that other unspeakable kind)

lol, i'm talking about guys mainly. a lot of trucker guys are actually quite young. I haven't seen many trucking females but it's not too bad.

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lol, i'm talking about guys mainly. a lot of trucker guys are actually quite young. I haven't seen many trucking females but it's not too bad.

There have been a few hot chick truckers on TV, but part of me feels like they just got into it to get onto Ice road truckers.

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So why would the Canadians be tricked? They were just being nice and letting a robot sit next to them, you can't call that gullible.

 

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So why would the Canadians be tricked? They were just being nice and letting a robot sit next to them, you can't call that gullible.

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Also I wonder how many truckers tried to rape it.

would that be considered digital rape?

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Today a friendly robot, tomorrow its the terminator

You think them not letting a robot into their car would stop all possibility of a terminator-like situation?

 

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would that be considered digital rape?

Good question?

 

You think them not letting a robot into their car would stop all possibility of a terminator-like situation?

Well, they might not realise that just because it has skin doesn't mean it's human lol

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