Posted January 11, 2018 Through some cool, funny, and preferably non inappropiate self contradicting statements at me. I need some. This is what this subforum is for right? Build: Intel Core I7 6700k (clocked to 4.6ghz) Patriot Viper 3000mhz ddr4 ASUS maximus 8 hero (I hate this mobo) Evga gtx 1080 superclocked 250GB Samsung 850 evo 2tb WD Black 7200rpm Ek watercooling kit a240g with 360 expansion pack Primochill Vue Red fluid Corsair Graphite 600t (white) You thought "Gee, Donald Trump sure has a great build!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 11, 2018 Everything I say is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 11, 2018 Nobody goes to that restaurant. it's too crowded. ◒ ◒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 11, 2018 Change is the only constant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 The turtle is fast (if this is for school you owe me $5 if you use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 I'm too dumb to be able to create such a statement. Linus is my fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 i can't get a job because i don't have enough experience because i don't have a job because i don't have enough experience....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 Jumbo Shrimp = always wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, RyomaSJibenG said: i can't get a job because i don't have enough experience because i don't have a job because i don't have enough experience....... Gotta work voluntary for like 2 years to get a job any better than fast food restaurants or retail nowadays. Even my degree doesnt count towards getting a desk job because all I have is retail work experience. Linus is my fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bhav said: Gotta work voluntary for like 2 years to get a job any better than fast food restaurants or retail nowadays. Even my degree doesnt count towards getting a desk job because all I have is retail work experience. well i did retail for 3 month while waiting to get a job. i got lucky that the first company i work offer a training course before they absorb me in. so yea, i'm very thankful for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, RyomaSJibenG said: well i did retail for 3 month while waiting to get a job. i got lucky that the first company i work offer a training course before they absorb me in. so yea, i'm very thankful for that I advise anyone I can nowadays in the UK to go onto apprenticeships rather than degrees. You can always do a degree later, and apprenticeships get you the work experience that most employers would be looking for. Linus is my fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bhav said: I advise anyone I can nowadays in the UK to go onto apprenticeships rather than degrees. You can always do a degree later, and apprenticeships get you the work experience that most employers would be looking for. with how the current situation is, yea that's probably the better option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 A married bachelor. Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere Audio format guides: Vinyl records | Cassette tapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 "The Sound of Silence" Thanks Simon & Garfunkel There is more that meets the eye I see the soul that is inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 Why use big words when a diminutive one will work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 Only the sith deal in absolutes. "Be excellent to each other" - Bill and Ted Community Standards | Guides & Tutorials | Members of Staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 80% of the time it works all the time. New to Star Citizen? Look no further! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 Hurry up and wait. Come Bloody Angel Break off your chains And look what I've found in the dirt. Pale battered body Seems she was struggling Something is wrong with this world. Fierce Bloody Angel The blood is on your hands Why did you come to this world? Everybody turns to dust. Everybody turns to dust. The blood is on your hands. The blood is on your hands! Pyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 Oh, I've got a real treat for you. You'll love this: Yes, that is the 'Happy Birthday Hitler' (or some nonsense along those lines. HITLER DINDU NUTHIN! HE WAS A GOOD GOY!) chick. And the superior parody of it: I deal in shitposts and shitpost accessories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 25 minutes ago, Urishima said: Oh, I've got a real treat for you. You'll love this: Yes, that is the 'Happy Birthday Hitler' (or some nonsense along those lines. HITLER DINDU NUTHIN! HE WAS A GOOD GOY!) chick. Oh, Stay Sane. Never change. I'm not gonna lie. If that video had been worded just slightly different it would have made for a somewhat mediocre tampon commercial. Also, this: Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere Audio format guides: Vinyl records | Cassette tapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Urishima said: Oh, I've got a real treat for you. You'll love this: Yes, that is the 'Happy Birthday Hitler' (or some nonsense along those lines. HITLER DINDU NUTHIN! HE WAS A GOOD GOY!) chick. And the superior parody of it: So beautiful: Linus is my fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 18 hours ago, DarthSmartt said: Through some cool, funny, and preferably non inappropiate self contradicting statements at me. I need some. This is what this subforum is for right? This sentence is false Does a set of all sets contain itself? Unexpected hanging paradox The oldest paradox of them all the Time Traveler's paradox in which someone goes back in time to stop a horrible event from occurring; however in doing so they remove the events that would have caused them to go back in time in the first place therefore erasing themselves from existance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 12, 2018 8 hours ago, RyomaSJibenG said: i can't get a job because i don't have enough experience because i don't have a job because i don't have enough experience....... That's known as a catch 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 13, 2018 "Hard to be soft/Tough to be tender" - Metric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted January 13, 2018 "You shouldn't tell people what to do" muh specs Gaming and HTPC (reparations)- ASUS 1080, MSI X99A SLI Plus, 5820k- 4.5GHz @ 1.25v, asetek based 360mm AIO, RM 1000x, 16GB memory, 750D with front USB 2.0 replaced with 3.0 ports, 2 250GB 850 EVOs in Raid 0 (why not, only has games on it), some hard drives Screens- Acer preditor XB241H (1080p, 144Hz Gsync), LG 1080p ultrawide, (all mounted) directly wired to TV in other room Stuff- k70 with reds, steel series rival, g13, full desk covering mouse mat All parts black Workstation(desk)- 3770k, 970 reference, 16GB of some crucial memory, a motherboard of some kind I don't remember, Micomsoft SC-512N1-L/DVI, CM Storm Trooper (It's got a handle, can you handle that?), 240mm Asetek based AIO, Crucial M550 256GB (upgrade soon), some hard drives, disc drives, and hot swap bays Screens- 3 ASUS VN248H-P IPS 1080p screens mounted on a stand, some old tv on the wall above it. Stuff- Epicgear defiant (solderless swappable switches), g600, moutned mic and other stuff. Laptop docking area- 2 1440p korean monitors mounted, one AHVA matte, one samsung PLS gloss (very annoying, yes). Trashy Razer blackwidow chroma...I mean like the J key doesn't click anymore. I got a model M i use on it to, but its time for a new keyboard. Some edgy Utechsmart mouse similar to g600. Hooked to laptop dock for both of my dell precision laptops. (not only docking area) Shelf- i7-2600 non-k (has vt-d), 380t, some ASUS sandy itx board, intel quad nic. Currently hosts shared files, setting up as pfsense box in VM. Also acts as spare gaming PC with a 580 or whatever someone brings. Hooked into laptop dock area via usb switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now