Come up with a self contradicting statement (Paradox or Oxymoron)

[Drak3]

Here lies an honest lawyer.

[Dash Lambda]

u_t + uu_x = 0; u(x,0) = {1 : u<0, 0 : u>=0}

 

(In solving the inviscid Burgers equation with a decreasing initial profile, you run into shock waves past which the solution has multiple values.)

 

"I escaped a life of crime and became a lobbyist."

(This one comes to mind because I actually heard someone talk about growing up on the 'hard streets' of whatchamacallit then managing to get out of crime to become a lobbyist. I chuckled then became somewhat sad.)

[Froody129]

I jumped on the fart in the corner of the rondavel

[marten.aap2.0]

is the answer to this question 'no'?

[marten.aap2.0]

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(sorry, had to)

[Drak3]

The fortune you seek is in the next cookie.

 

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