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"I'm very sorry for your loss. Now hurry up and send me my fucking package."

 

EDIT: To clarify, this was a joke. Don't say this.

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4 minutes ago, Spook Eyes ?? said:

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say "my condolences" 

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"You still up for buying my shit tho?"

Our Grace. The Feathered One. He shows us the way. His bob is majestic and shows us the path. Follow unto his guidance and His example. He knows the one true path. Our Saviour. Our Grace. Our Father Birb has taught us with His humble heart and gentle wing the way of the bob. Let us show Him our reverence and follow in His example. The True Path of the Feathered One. ~ Dimboble-dubabob III

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"sorry for your loss, but yah send it when you can"

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9 minutes ago, Spook Eyes ?? said:

 

"sorry what happened, my condolences."

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3 minutes ago, Spook Eyes ?? said:

It's legitimate too, hes not trying to cop out.

"18 inches diameter" 

 

holy shit. 

Our Grace. The Feathered One. He shows us the way. His bob is majestic and shows us the path. Follow unto his guidance and His example. He knows the one true path. Our Saviour. Our Grace. Our Father Birb has taught us with His humble heart and gentle wing the way of the bob. Let us show Him our reverence and follow in His example. The True Path of the Feathered One. ~ Dimboble-dubabob III

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2 minutes ago, DildorTheDecent said:

"18 inches diameter" 

 

holy shit. 

Poor kid.

Don't talk about stale memes.

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It sucks too because I lowballed him $240 from $250 because I didn't get paid enough in October 4 hours before Lil' Splat got hit 

Don't talk about stale memes.

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Just now, 8-Bit Ninja said:

have you given him any money? 

Not yet because I'm still trying to get all my money in the same place.

Don't talk about stale memes.

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What the hell 18 inches in diameter... In Boy Scouts we have rules against setting up tents under trees that could potentially have dead branches break off. Although, I won't blame them for this one because seeing a huge branch like that, I wouldn't imagine it suddenly snapping unless it was obvious that it was dead.

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3 minutes ago, Spook Eyes ?? said:

Poor kid.

Killed instantly though. 

 

Not all bad news i guess...

1 minute ago, Spook Eyes ?? said:

It sucks too because I lowballed him $240 from $250 because I didn't get paid enough in October 4 hours before Lil' Splat got hit 

That's not low balling. That's haggling. 

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Just now, DildorTheDecent said:

Killed instantly though. 

 

Not all bad news i guess...

That's not low balling. That's haggling. 

Imagine how he has to explain he died. "Yeah a huge ass tree fell on my head" 

Don't talk about stale memes.

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21 minutes ago, Spook Eyes ?? said:

It's legitimate too, hes not trying to cop out.

"I'm sorry for your loss. Focus on what's important for now. Don't worry about the deal. My offer stands as long as you need it to. My condolences to your friend's family. You'll all be in my prayers."

 

Something like that is how I'd handle it.

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14 minutes ago, aisle9 said:

"I'm sorry for your loss. Focus on what's important for now. Don't worry about the deal. My offer stands as long as you need it to. My condolences to your friend's family. You'll all be in my prayers."

 

Something like that is how I'd handle it.

I'd go with this

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A tree randomly falls and kills his friend.

Shit happens.

Just say your condolences.

 

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