Are you a American patriot? It's time for TrumpScript, The Donald Trump programming language.

[Xorbot]

Hey it might be better than java 

 

Not hard to do at all.

[mr.squishy]

Bernie Sanders 2016 - only takes money from small donors!

 

FEEL THE BERN!

so I heard you like socialism

[ICantThinkOfAnyGoodName]

A programming language full of nonsense and bullshittery seems really counter-intuitive. Better than anything I could make in 24 hours though.

There is a ton of these languages: https://esolangs.org/wiki/Language_list

[Clanscorpia]

I'm learning this just for me and my friend to laugh at We think Trump is an idiot so we always make fun of him

[MusicMayne]

so I heard you like socialism

FDR - a democratic socialist was elected 4 times due to his popularity.  They had to make adjustments and lower it to 2 terms.

 

Theodore Roosevelt-republican stated big banks and corporations shouldn't be to big to fail.

 

Bernie Sanders 2016!

[mr.squishy]

~butthurt~

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

[LucidMew]

My favorite programming language that's based of a famous person has still gotta be ArnoldC

[SeriousDad69]

The Great Wall of Trump will hopefully be followed by the Great Firewall of Trump to stop Central and South Americans from getting on the US Dota 2 servers.

[The_Strict_Nein]

int smallLoan = 1000000

[QueenDemetria]

Using it now: This script is going to be HUUUUUUUUGE! I'm coding a wall, a fire-wall, a big tall fire-wall.

[Coaxialgamer]

Lol

[Coaxialgamer]

#feelthebern

[QueenDemetria]

Who's going to pay for it?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Money grows on trees.

[babadoctor]

Money grows on trees.

so do dongers

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[ManWithBeard1990]

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN JAVA

x += 0.1;

go home java your drunk

I like Java.

The virtual machine memory limit is super dumb though, and I would have liked OpenGL support without having to resort to addon libraries.

At least it'll be getting HSA support, which is nice.

[DXMember]

why is this a news, why does this deserve attention?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language

[NumLock21]

@babadoctor

Did you create that TS logo or got it from the web. Cause if you did, they're now everywhere. :lol:

[Nineshadow]

x += 0.1;

go home java your drunk

I think there's some joke in here and I'm not getting it.

Is it?

[ethconmeg]

Now we have to get some languages out for the socialist as well as the person that should probably be sitting behind bars somewhere.

Unfortunately they tried, nothing ended up working.

[afyeung]

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN JAVA

x += 0.1;

go home java your drunk

What's wrong with the += syntax?

[DildorTheDecent]

Is this part of the citizenship test?

[The_Strict_Nein]

Who's going to pay for it?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

A small loan of a million dollars should cover it

[Godlygamer23]

Let's make a game using that language.

[Mattb6288]

I'll stick with java, but this is hilarious.

[babadoctor]

Wouldn't it shut down the internet?

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