Are you a American patriot? It's time for TrumpScript, The Donald Trump programming language.

[AlTech]

 

There a new programming language inspired by Donald Trump. it makes programming "fun" again.

 

 

As far as languages go, Python gives me the least headaches. Its elegant syntax and feedback to bugs makes it a good language for beginners to learn as an introduction to programming, which is exactly what TrumpScript — a programming language based on Python but inspired by Donald Trump — is not.

 

To code in TrumpScript is to write in malformed sentences consisting of only pre-approved words (all other words are stripped out) and only a small subset of logical operators afforded in other programming languages. "True" or "false" are instead "fact" or "lie," and error messages only criticize your code rather than help track down your bug.

For example, if you use a word that's been banned, the error message will read: "Trump doesn't want to hear it"

 

 

Or if you use a word that's not common English (e.g. not one of the 2,164 approved words):

"We have a country where to assimilate you have to speak English"

Some more "features" of TrumpScript:

• No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
• All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
• There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
• In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC
• The language is completely case insensitive.

If you haven't figured it out yet, TrumpScript is satirical. Created in under 24-hours at a Rice University hackathon by a team of undergraduate computer science students, not all the features are working yet. It's still short of the perfection that Trump would likely seek in something that has his name on it. But like Trump, the language won't admit to its failures.

TrumpScript didn't win the hackathon's grand prize, but it's managed to at least find a lifeline outside the hackathon weekend. Since the project was posted to Github, dozens of suggestions have been made to make the language more "Trump worthy," including that the language require an SSL certificate from machines that interact with it or implementing the ability to deport modules.

If you want to try TrumpScript, follow the instructions on the project's Github page to set up. And once you've installed, try this TrumpScript program I've written for you!

 

LOL. This really made my day . One day I've got to make my own programming language (but then i would need to know Assembly ).

 

http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2016/1/21/10806944/donald-trump-script-python

[PlayStation 2]

I imagine it's filled with tons of idiocy.

[babadoctor]

is the logo his hair?

[AlTech]

I imagine it's filled with tons of idiocy.

It is satirical.

[AlTech]

is the logo his hair?

I didn't see a logo anywhere

[PlayStation 2]

It is satirical.

I know.

But it's supposed to be based off of what they think Donald Trump would consider "acceptable". So I'd imagine tons of idiocy would be in it.

[babadoctor]

I didn't see a logo anywhere

THE TOUPEE NEEDS TO BE OFF OF THE T AND FLYING AWAY

[pagani123]

dont forget the programming language has to be written in gold and filled with a bunch of borderline neo Nazi statements bashing everything but trump. oh and the language has to convince you that its much much richer than you could ever imagine 

[PlayStation 2]

THE TOUPEE NEEDS TO BE OFF OF THE T AND FLYING AWAY

oh my fucking god

it's perfect

[Agent181]

wat

[AresKrieger]

Hey it might be better than java 

[alicskysareblue]

THE TOUPEE NEEDS TO BE OFF OF THE T AND FLYING AWAY

It also needs legs and a mouth under its belly, the toupee is trump not the bag of flesh.

[babadoctor]

Hey it might be better than java 

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN JAVA

x += 0.1;

go home java your drunk

[miyabwah]

A programming language full of nonsense and bullshittery seems really counter-intuitive. Better than anything I could make in 24 hours though.

[SansVarnic]

Funny. 

[Sauron]

Wouldn't it shut down the internet?

[Whorax]

Now we have to get some languages out for the socialist as well as the person that should probably be sitting behind bars somewhere.

[BuckGup]

Alright this is gone too far. He hit his high awhile ago now he is saying everything he can

[Albatross]

If this was real it would be hilarious.

[StarSearch]

Well, to add to the fun, the code would stop bad immigrants (spyware, trojans, malware) in its tracks.  

To interact with a foreign piece of code, the deal would be clean and well understood.  No bloatware.

 

Programs written in the native language, TS, would not have to ask for additional reserves (memory) for services already paid for.

 

The fees for the script, whatever they are, would be laddered - poverty developers pay nothing, and then tiered fees with large developers paying more, just like the Trump tax plan.

 

Certain scripts would never be infringed upon so regardless of new versions of the code, original code would remain unscathed so the programs written thereon always work.  Kinda like the Bill of Rights are supposed to be.

[Guest]

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And setting Bill Gates = True would remove external network access. 

[Sharkyx1]

Eh, trumps the only one who's not on somebody's bill, that get's my support

 

I'm Canadian, so i can't really choose, but i just hope whoever you guys put in office doesn't fuck everything up.

[SurvivorNVL]

Eh, trumps the only one who's not on somebody's bill, that get's my support

 

I'm Canadian, so i can't really choose, but i just hope whoever you guys put in office doesn't fuck everything up.

Trump is excellent at marketing himself.  From what I have seen through my searches - he's a joy to work for.  A generally kind, and curtious man, who puts on a very strong tough guy act, and a, "I don't give a flying fuck" attitude.  His tax and economic plan is actually pretty damn solid overall.  I really want to see how he'll be in a one on one debate with Sanders.  

[MusicMayne]

Bernie Sanders 2016 - only takes money from small donors!

 

FEEL THE BERN!

[Sharkyx1]

Trump is excellent at marketing himself.  From what I have seen through my searches - he's a joy to work for.  A generally kind, and curtious man, who puts on a very strong tough guy act, and a, "I don't give a flying fuck" attitude.  His tax and economic plan is actually pretty damn solid overall.  I really want to see how he'll be in a one on one debate with Sanders.  

Yeah, i don't doubt that part of the reason i like him is marketing and a facade, im the exact kind of person that is happy to see a non career politician running for president, but what i've seen of him is stuff i like. Sure the media is picking apart what he says for anything they can rip on, and he's not given them any shortage of quotable lines. i'll be watching with popcorn for what the american people finally decide.