things to do on an airplane.

[Calavera]

Grab a portable hairdryer and put itching powder in it, then turn it on mid-flight, sit back and enjoy.

[cesrai]

I new someone was going to same something about this...

*knew

 

bomb jokes

 

Edit:

I am not liable if you get in trouble with this.

Allahu Akbar.

[rcarteraz]

I have a flight in 2 weeks. I'll just be watching movies. That's mainly because I gotta keep my 6 year old content lol.

[Cpt_spitfire]

download snes emulator play super mario:D or play cs 1.6 witch bots. Bomb has been planted!

[thatguyyouknow75]

Practice reciting verses from the Quran

[dnolen95]

Anyone have any ideas about on a train? I am currently on an 8 hour train ride with only a few games on my laptop and very limited internet (slower then a tortoise walking through molasses.)

[thel3l]

Turn on a DS, and put in your bag. Then ask your neighbor( in Economy and Business) what that sound is.

[theereal]

i going on a long flight and looking for some good free games or things to do on my laptop. Dont have wifi on the plane. Also any other tips for flying are welcome

 

You can always start an argument with a grumpy old flight attendant... i did that... not my proudest moment

[theereal]

Anyone have any ideas about on a train? I am currently on an 8 hour train ride with only a few games on my laptop and very limited internet (slower then a tortoise walking through molasses.)

 

If your laptop has got good battery life or if there are power outlets on the train (like where i live) you can download a game that can be played offline, just make sure to patch the game first i would recommend Saints Row 2, really fun game, and a good story

[dnolen95]

If your laptop has got good battery life or if there are power outlets on the train (like where i live) you can download a game that can be played offline, just make sure to patch the game first i would recommend Saints Row 2, really fun game, and a good story

I am currently on the train, so downloading a game now is not an option 

[BrianS]

Xanax.... 

[theereal]

I am currently on the train, so downloading a game now is not an option 

 

Ahh, youre on the train already I heard minesweeper is all the rage

[FairladyZ]

sleep, listen to audio books, read paper books, 

[beach_boy98]

if not. then ask if you can go in the cockpit.  

 

You aren't aloud since the whole 9/11 thing.

[theereal]

You aren't aloud since the whole 9/11 thing.

 

Yeah, they never usally let you in the cocpit, really not in any country

[Tech_Dreamer]

Watch stewardess booty all flight long.

[SIGSEGV]

Bring a copy of Kali, screw with the kids on the flight

[SIGSEGV]

Practice reciting verses from the Quran

[dnolen95]

Ahh, youre on the train already I heard minesweeper is all the rage

 

TIL Minesweeper and Solitaire are not in Windows 8 by default, but you have to download them from the Microsoft store.  :huh:

[thatguyyouknow75]

Practice reciting verses from the Quran

More so just pointing out societies flaws in classifying Muslims with terrorism. I could give a shit what other people believe, doesn't bug me one bit. You do you

[ObeseWalrus]

Practice reciting verses from the Quran

Like this?

 

[PudgyAstronaut]

Kereoke? "Ladies and gentlemen... this is your captain speaking! Welcome to flight 9 oh 9..." ... "higher, hiiigher, hiiiiiigher, higher! WE HIT TURBULANCE!"

 

Then start spazzing out and doing somersaults down the center ilse bumping into as many people as possible.

[AlwaysFSX]

Buy FSX, attempt to race your flight in FSX.

DONE IT! But the overspeed warnings really annoyed me. Made an eight hour flight four hours though.

[Trik'Stari]

Try to convert everyone on the plane to scientology.

 

Even if you aren't a scientologist

[.spider.]

Eat onions and beans prior the flight?