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Would You Rather: Date Taylor Swift or Get $500,000

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I'd take the money.

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I'd bang her. 500k can't buy that experience.

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I would take the money. It's more useful than a date with taylor swift. 

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12 hours ago, Kamina said:

I'd bang her. 500k can't buy that experience.

The experience ain't worth 500k. A lay is a lay.

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$500,000 because I'm only 12 and I already have a girlfriend.

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Sue her for damages after she writes the track.

 

ez money.

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5 hours ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

who revived this

$500k, I'm gay anyways and dating someone better than her ass.

I did. :P

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On 18/05/2015 at 4:41 PM, Guest Philosophy said:

Not sure your age, but 500K won't get you a "a nice house in a nice neighborhood." that is the minimum price for a house in my city...

That entirely depends on where you live. In my city, $500K CAD would get you a really nice middle class home in a good neighbourhood. $500K USD (roughly $661K CAD) would get me an upper-middle class home.

 

If I moved out into a small town, $500K would pretty much get me a McMansion.

 

House prices depend almost entirely on location. The same house in small town Maine might be worth $150K, whereas in San Fran, it might be $1.2m.

 

EDIT: Also I'd take the $500K in a heartbeat. I'm already engaged to a gorgeous awesome girl, and $500K would be kickass.

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I'll take Taylor.

 

Publicize THE SHIT out of the relationship.  Make the breakup as publicized as possible and become a fame whore.  You'll make way more marrying and divorcing rich old ladies than you would taking that 500K.  

 

Basically, become a Scott Disick.

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$500,000. In my time in life, any money is what I need right now. $500,000 would change my life.

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8 hours ago, Urishima said:

The experience ain't worth 500k. A lay is a lay.

Get to have my name in her next album!

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You don't have to give me money to convince me to not date Taylor Swift, but I wouldn't say no to the 500K.

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2 hours ago, Kamina said:

Get to have my name in her next album!

Which is worth fuck-all.

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I've never met this woman but and I could do a lot with 500k. How is this a thread? 

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depends, do i get royalties from the song she makes when we break up?

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37 minutes ago, Tsuki said:

depends, do i get royalties from the song she makes when we break up?

No you don't. If that was the case, all of her exes and all good looking men in Nashville, TN will line up to be her boyfriend and receive royalties after getting dumped. 

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On 19/05/2015 at 4:43 AM, Guest Philosophy said:

So, Would You Rather: Date Taylor Swift or Get $500,000? The thing being if you choose to date Taylor Swift it ends in a fit of rage and she writes a song about you. 

Why would I want to date a yank? She'll never stop talking about guns and how great it is to have people unable to afford healthcare.. Gimme the money!

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Taylor Swift does nothing for me.

Miley Cyrus (or whatever she's called) does even less.

Same for that model chick Emily Ratajkowski ... she's hot but once you see someone naked so much you kinda get desensitized ...

 

so money i guess...

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