Would You Rather: Date Taylor Swift or Get $500,000

[SlipperyPete]

On 5/18/2015 at 2:49 PM, improbablepants said:

Date taylor, perform a money heist after we get close, move to a secluded mountain, profit off her fortune

I break into Big Machine Record's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her record label. She's Taylor Swift. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Taylor to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

[bananawizard]

give me da money!

[Tsuki]

18 hours ago, hey_yo_ said:

No you don't. If that was the case, all of her exes and all good looking men in Nashville, TN will line up to be her boyfriend and receive royalties after getting dumped. 

then yea, i want the money

[captain_to_fire]

 

[Drak3]

I'd pay you 500K so that I didn't have to date her.

[Andreas Lilja]

Swift is a standard of beauty?

 

 

[AndroidKitty]

The Money

[vanished]

There was no need to dig up this post from 2015