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When you cry because nobody has posted on this topic since April.

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When you take a leave of absence because your teacher didn't know what Linux was.

Yes, I actually did this and failed the class, and all my mates were saying they were better at computers than me because they passed the class. I replied /home/asshat/shutthehellup.

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When you cry because nobody has posted on this topic since April.

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When you take a leave of absence because your teacher didn't know what Linux was.

Yes, I actually did this and failed the class, and all my mates were saying they were better at computers than me because they passed the class. I replied /home/asshat/shutthehellup.

Yeah people don't always get bad grades because they're "dumb", sometimes you're lazy and just don't want to do the work, and other times you need a better explanation

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You know you're a techie when...

 

You walk around with $2k of a phone, laptop, watch and tablet at school

 

Every single person you know turns to you for tech-advice

 

You know more about your internet than your ISP

 

You upgrade every computer in the house

 

You can instantly diagnose "issues" with things

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Your teacher references you for help

When your username is Lord Gaben

Just a guy who peaked at building back in the days of the GTX 980. If you see me here, assume i have technical knowledge akin to a committed hobbyist builder back then. If something's changed, you'll need to tell me(nicely plz). I'm probably asking for help with the modern build scene since I have no clue what's going on.

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I've wore my anti static strap when out doings errands and such. 

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When you downplay the knowledge you posses about computers and your degrees relating to that field so no one uses you as free tech support. Yep i'm an asshole.

 

Okay so there's a few people i'm more than happy to help, but they don't abuse the help I give them so all is good.

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When I started to search every parts of my PC, it feels so good with these knowledge

 

Oh yeah also teaching someone to overclock his Pentium 4 with super old bios

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When I use pathetic shortcuts to make my life easier. And when I get a 10 gp in the subject :D

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I've wore my anti static strap when out doings errands and such. 

someone needs to make anti static rings.

that way it can be a thing thats both functional and stylish.

 

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When you're the only person at school who says a PC is better than a console.

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When I was able to by pass my schools Firewall without the use of a proxy.

Good luck with that nowadays, we're putting in a phone system at a school and the firewall (more rather firewalls) have been a ball ache with the SIP trunks. -.-

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Good luck with that nowadays, we're putting in a phone system at a school and the firewall (more rather firewalls) have been a ball ache with the SIP trunks. -.-

Or...

You could just figure out the password for the Staff WiFi.

Because he had a hard drive.

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From a poll in the 90's

You know your a geek when:

 

Did you write code while drinking?     +5 points

 

Did it compile?                                   +10 points

 

Did it run?                                          +15 points

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When you bring your mechanical keyboard to school.

 

And have one leg.

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When you wait months for someone to revive this thread

Just a guy who peaked at building back in the days of the GTX 980. If you see me here, assume i have technical knowledge akin to a committed hobbyist builder back then. If something's changed, you'll need to tell me(nicely plz). I'm probably asking for help with the modern build scene since I have no clue what's going on.

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When you get a used server and actually know what to do with it

Don't ask to ask, just ask... please 🤨

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when you ahve an FTP server so you can access important file from anywhere across the globe.

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