Every single one of us here, is a lazy, sloth filled, stiff creature with zero athleticism

[Sammael]

compared to this mutant

 

 

 

 

Some of us play sports, try to keep in relative shape and not turn into total puddles of clay.  But none of it matters compared to that.  It's like a mutant form of gymnastics, the shackles unbound, where they just bounce around like human form spiderman made flesh. 

[BonBon Scott]

[Sammael]

my time link is not working, skip to 5m12s into the video to see what I am talking about.  We are not worthy, we may as well drink liquified donuts because nothing we will ever do comes close to that agility.

[Vacsol]

Tricking is a really intense martial art. I can only imagine the effort and training it takes to do that sort of thing.

[wng_kingsley7]

compared to this mutant

 

Some of us play sports, try to keep in relative shape and not turn into total puddles of clay.  But none of it matters compared to that.  It's like a mutant form of gymnastics, the shackles unbound, where they just bounce around like human form spiderman made flesh. 

Oi...I'm comprised of those 3 factors which is horrid, don't expose me.

[mr moose]

I could do that if I wanted to, I just don't want to. 

[old reece frost]

hold my beer.

[1823alex]

I never understood Tae Kwon Do or however you say it. You memorize this thing and how the hell do I use it? Are the guys that are trying to gun me down gonna be like this or what?

[Quest]

I did Jiu Jitsu from age 8-15 before quitting because of having to live on my own. I got some really nice muscle control from that, I can do the kind of handstands and such on the ledges of buildings that you see in "parkour" videos.

Then when I lived with my mom for a few months, she got me into going into my sister's dance studio (very competitive) and I did gymnastics there the whole time. I got NOWHERE near that level, I was still faulting on multiple backflips by the end of it lol.

But hey, my cardio is decent and I have some decent lean muscle built up, I'm nowhere near the godly status that guy has hit

[Mooshi]

And he will one day be feeble and in need of a nurse to change his adult diaper or wash his back.

 

#RealityCheck

[Th3 Mans1ay3r]

"So some flips and a 720 barrel roll flip? I got this...." - Quote from man who broke his neck

[Trik'Stari]

And he will one day be feeble and in need of a nurse to change his adult diaper or wash his back.

 

#RealityCheck

Likely he's already like that, minus the feeble part. Most athletes tend to be like giant babies. I had a really nice clip lined up for this, but sadly no one has put it on youtube. It was the college classes offered for football players at SheetrockU by Dan Halen from squidbillies, class #1: Don't beat your girlfriend in public, and class #2: How to tell if it's food, of course from their "communications" degree program

[Stefan Becker]

Here, hold my beer.

[DigitalHermit]

I can do that...

In my dreams

[Biased Opinion]

http://static.a-z.ch/__ip/NTsiKB9yPGoklP1rZ-dA9WMYKjg/87e76952603d1f600150ba860a7ca61468bc14f8/assetRelationTeaser-detail/asset_image_gallery/i/124939890

 

I'll just shoot for something like this. Then I can get all the holeshots.