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Just got hemorrhoids ....

qwertywarrior
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crap .... (pun intended)

must be because of heavy weight lifting

or because i sit  for long periods playing games on my phone on the throne  .....

good thing its only stage one  (minor)

 

will visit Doc soon

 

any one here have or had hemorrhoids ?

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Thanks....for sharing that. 

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As much as this is the off topic section, maybe you should have this conversation with a doctor instead of a tech forum.

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As much as this is the off topic section, maybe you should have this conversation with a doctor instead of a tech forum.

i want to share my thoughts with the common folk

anyways im going to tomorrow

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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nope, bummer for you though. As per the rules of the internet I'm required to laugh at you now

 

 

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well... shit?

this is one of the greatest thing that has happened to me recently, and it happened on this forum, those involved have my eternal gratitude http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/198850-update-alex-got-his-moto-g2-lets-get-a-moto-g-for-alexgoeshigh-unofficial/ :')

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Not yet.. But with the uni im going to buying sandpaper instead of toilet paper im sure i'll have it by the end of the year... 

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"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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i want to share my thoughts with the common folk

anyways im going to tomorrow

my only recommendation is to try being on top...

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yup happens everytime after i eat the whole bucket of chicken wings from kfc

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Now that's what I call a shit ass situation. pun intended I guess get better soon :)

thanks :)

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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uhhhh... Cool?

Hope I could help!

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my only recommendation is to try being on top...

ehhh ok

that will be awkward for the doctor ....

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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ehhh ok

that will be awkward for the doctor ....

depends on the kind of doctor

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 @Slick

 

can i get a badge for this

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depends on the kind of doctor

hope the insurance covers that xD

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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my only recommendation is to try being on top...

 

 

ehhh ok

that will be awkward for the doctor ....

 

This is exactly why i love this forum  :lol:

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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Seriously i'm laughing so fucking hard right now

 

What a shitty situation

 

Thanks for sharing that

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I feel for ya TC.

 

I love this forum, this thread is already making me smile, but then all the funny replies. I just got my wishdom theeth out, so laughing hurts as hell. BUT IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT HAHAHAHA

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This is exactly why i love this forum  :lol:

 

I love this forum, this thread is already making me smile, but then all the funny replies. I just got my wishdom theeth out, so laughing hurts as hell. BUT IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT HAHAHAHA

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...pain HAHAHAHAHAHA

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err...sharing is caring i guess 

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eat more food rich of fibers and drink lots of water!

 

they will alleviate constipation and reduce pain after pooping! :)

 

i hope you're doing well! :)

 

nigella sativa's oil or powder mixed with water will do the job, if you rub it continuously on the place where hemorrhoids are, it will eliminate them! :)

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