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Applebee's wants you to put your phone away on Tuesdays

Dietrichw

You have no Idea how much I want to just lift one of those lobster tails to my mouth and push the delicious soft meat into my mouth and feel all the juices ooze everywhere as I bite and begin to chew, and then when I have swallowed that piece of lobster, I will slice softly but surely into that beef with my steak knife and carve a big mouthful of the delicious meat.

Food erotica. I bet someone's making bank writing food smut.

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Food erotica. I bet someone's making bank writing food smut.

 

Perfectly cooked fillet steak is borderline erotic, surf and turf is an amazing meal.

 

Google the word 'braai'

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Perfectly cooked fillet steak is borderline erotic, surf and turf is an amazing meal.

 

Google the word 'braai'

Ever had soft-shelled crab?

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Ever had soft-shelled crab?

 

No, I have eaten crab though.

 

This has reminded me of the wonderment that is Bengali king prawn curry.....

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I don't see the part where they say u aren't aloud to have a phone out :S also I'm an extremely heavy phone user just texting not really social networks but when I'm at a restraunt I see no problem having it on silent and checking it every 10 - 15min it's not like your going to be talking non stop and a text only takes a couple seconds.

Edit: also a tablet for a kid is a good distraction so they don't get board while the grown ups catch up really what is the difference between a kid drawing on a peace of paper and a kid drawing on a tablet? :S

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Enough with the orange text sprinkled in, it's more a distraction than anything else.

 

 

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they also want you to stop using orange fonts

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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If you have proper manners than you wouldn't even use your phone or tech to begin with

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