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DEMOCRACY RIGHT MEOW!

 

THIS SHIRT IS NOW AVAILABLE!!

 

https://www.districtlines.com/83006-Holy-Cat-Balls-T-Shirt/Linus-Tech-Tips

 

 

Okay, so here's "Holy Balls" with cats because people like cats and balls... Or was it that cats like balls? Or cat balls...? I can't remember what the instructions were and I got stuck in a cat.  :huh:

 

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I played around with the placement and sizes of balls and junk; let me know if any of these strike your fancy.

 

The cat has been fixed.

 

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Add more contrast between the cat and the background and you've got yourself a shirt!

 

 

Also, the cat in the first one has one of his legs positioned in a way to make it look like something else....

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We need a t shirt of Linus' cat breaking his monitor :)

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I still want the shirt of the USB flash drive and the server.

 

AND WHERE ARE THOSE CROTCHLESS UNDERWEAR?

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Add more contrast between the cat and the background and you've got yourself a shirt!

 

 

Also, the cat in the first one has one of his legs positioned in a way to make it look like something else....

 

...ONE OF US HAS A DIRTY MIND!

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needs more holes

That's what HE said.

 

Back on topic,I love it!

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Best gif I've seen today.

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I need this. Needs more balls though.

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I like the bottom left one the best dezel. "Nothing but noctua fans" tee??

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Okay, I'll try to fix the cat.

 

Hehehe, get it? GENITAL MUTILATION.

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as someone who is highly allergic and has a hate for cats, I sincerely decline considering getting this shirt. now if it had something like this on it I would consider it.

 

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AND WHERE ARE THOSE CROTCHLESS UNDERWEAR?

FINALLY SOMEBODY IS ON THE SAME PAGE.

 

But I like the design, if you can contrast it from the grey a bit more, you have a shirt. ;) The grey and white, to me at least, just don't appeal to the eye very much. The focal point of the shirt isn't well, focal. 

 

EDIT: I told myself I wouldn't say this joke. I tried really, really hard; honestly I did yet I must say it. It's sort of NSFW, so prepare your eyes.

The reason that this shirt will sell so well is that when you put pussy and balls right next to each other it just fits together so well. In this case, the pussy was on top, and that will be the deciding factor. I'm sorry somebody had to make the joke.
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balls

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FINALLY SOMEBODY IS ON THE SAME PAGE.

 

But I like the design, if you can contrast it from the grey a bit more, you have a shirt. ;) The grey and white, to me at least, just don't appeal to the eye very much. The focal point of the shirt isn't well, focal. 

 

EDIT: I told myself I wouldn't say this joke. I tried really, really hard; honestly I did yet I must say it. It's sort of NSFW, so prepare your eyes.

The reason that this shirt will sell so well is that when you put pussy and balls right next to each other it just fits together so well. In this case, the pussy was on top, and that will be the deciding factor. I'm sorry somebody had to make the joke.

 

We're going to ask about a coal grey shirt instead of the grey I see on their site. That should help with the contrast.

 

 

wonder if I can sneak in a rooster...

 

I wonder if it should be solid text instead of the shadow outline.

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I wonder if it should be solid text instead of the shadow outline.

I like the solid text due to the fact that it does give the phrase the contrast it needs. However, could you possibly throw in a rough image of what it'd look like with the Solid Text on the T-shirt similar to how you did it with the shadow outline? That could help me decipher which I like better. 

 

We're going to ask about a coal grey shirt instead of the grey I see on their site. That should help with the contrast.

That might help it out, keep us posted. 

 

 

wonder if I can sneak in a rooster...

nobody has to know...

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I like the solid text due to the fact that it does give the phrase the contrast it needs. However, could you possibly throw in a rough image of what it'd look like with the Solid Text on the T-shirt similar to how you did it with the shadow outline? That could help me decipher which I like better. 

 

That might help it out, keep us posted. 

 

 

nobody has to know...

 

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