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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy

 

look at all these 

 

 

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Im glad LG does not use Optimus in their flagship phones names anymore.

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The new AMD GPU-naming scheme. R7, R9...X, non-X...just downright terribad. They should've just stuck with the previous naming system.

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The new AMD GPU-naming scheme. R7, R9...X, non-X...just downright terribad. They should've just stuck with the previous naming system.

Soon they would have to use HD 10000 so they changed it

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Soon they would have to use HD 10000 so they changed it

I personally like it, but hopefully they just stop making a mess of the names in the 300 series. there are way too many cards and no one cares about half of them.

OT: Samsung line of phones, htc phone lines, one plus one, Fx series in general. 

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That company named iBrick.com or iBrick.cc foreget which one but I think was also bought out. Nothing like a product that states its crap, get it iBrick.

 

Samsung, am I the only one who imagines Sam singing?

I roll with sigs off so I have no idea what you're advertising.

 

This is NOT the signature you are looking for.

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True i always had to look at my case of my old computer which had written the PC name on it whenever i had issues with it i needed to look up it was a old compaq lol glad i upgraded

My computer is an HP Pavillion a6177c

Why not just call it the Pavillion A6 or something?

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AMDs socket types

FANBOY OF: PowerColor, be quiet!, Transcend, G.Skill, Phanteks

FORMERLY FANBOY OF: A-Data, Corsair, Nvidia

DEVELOPING FANBOY OF: AMD (GPUS), Intel (CPUs), ASRock

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That company named iBrick.com or iBrick.cc foreget which one but I think was also bought out. Nothing like a product that states its crap, get it iBrick.

 

Samsung, am I the only one who imagines Sam singing?

iBrick exsits?

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My computer is an HP Pavillion a6177c

Why not just call it the Pavillion A6 or something?

One of the big condos in my neighborhood are called the Pavillions lol

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far too many awkward words put into one product. 

 

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Why u do dis

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Wat

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The New iPhone. Thinner than Air, Lighter than your Wallet. That is, after you buy the phone.

 

I think you mean lighter than air yet HEAVIER than your wallet after you buy it. If your wallet was heavier than the phone after buying it, then that means that apple paid YOU a ton of money rather than the other way around.

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I almost pissed myself when I saw that picture.post-109893-0-26417200-1408736537.jpg

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I think you mean lighter than air yet HEAVIER than your wallet after you buy it. If your wallet was heavier than the phone after buying it, then that means that apple paid YOU a ton of money rather than the other way around.

Yeah, you are right.

 

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I don't smell anything.

 

 
 

I honestly don't see what's wrong with the naming for the iPhones.

1,2,3, 3GS(only off one), 4, 4S, 5, 5S, 5C ( for the color option)

 

No such thing called iPhone 2 existed.

 

1. iPhone

2. iPhone 3G

3. iPhone 3GS

4. iPhone 4

5. iPhone 4S

6. iPhone 5

7. iPhone 5S/5C

8. iPhone, fuck numbers, Air. (Probably)

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iPhone 5S, when the fuck are we going to see the iPhone 453289458284730754809742907508749840673085479308457097235986S?

 

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All the Samsung Galaxy phones : http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung-phones-9.php

 

i think Apple's naming scheme is pretty straight forward

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Streets by 50

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I used to own an HTC The Incredible S (That was the name in Europe).

The Incredible S..... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTC_Incredible_S)

It wasn't incredible but made you feel like you have a mini superman inside your pocket.

Don't get me wrong, the phone was heavy, i could really hurt someone with it.

 

Also creative seem to use very looooooong names for their products:

Creative Sound Blaster X-FI, Titanium Fatality 1 Series

 

Edit: Try to download drivers for that with a simple google search! :wacko:

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All the Samsung Galaxy phones : http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung-phones-9.php

 

i think Apple's naming scheme is pretty straight forward

I don't think Samsung's naming scheme isn't stupid, but I feel like Apple are either going to drag on the number thing or just go full dipshit with the New iPhone or the iPhone Air at some point.

 

And this is coming from someone who, until yesterday, used and loved an iPhone 5.

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