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I cant even say that

Here,let me help you.

 

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-_-" I never did and now I don't think I ever will...

Its a really good game though but mutated crap everywhere 

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XFX , Evga , fuck that means ? and thoose things when the refresh has the same "name" but a different codename ,  shit is confusing . There are some who ask:

-Yo wich htc is that?

-ONE M8

-WAATTT i tought they only released the ONE

 

That shitty ATI graphics is also frustrating..

 

Why can't you have a classification letter + model number....

Like Nokia A(entry level)-1000(the lowest) ,X(top tier)-xxxx(something).

I hATE sIGNATURES  ;)

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XFX , Evga , fuck that means ? and thoose things when the refresh has the same "name" but a different codename ,  shit is confusing . There are some who ask:

-Yo wich htc is that?

-ONE M8

-WAATTT i tought they only released the ONE

 

That shitty ATI graphics is also frustrating..

 

Why can't you have a classification letter + model number....

Like Nokia A(entry level)-1000(the lowest) ,X(top tier)-xxxx(something).

I imagine a son asking for HTC one m8 for birthday and his parents mess up and get the one m7...

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I imagine a son asking for HTC one m8 for birthday and his parents mess up and get the one m7...

Man, I don't want to imagine that. Can you imagine how disappointing it would be to receive the wrong high end phone. I'm tearing up a little.

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Man, I don't want to imagine that. Can you imagine how disappointing it would be to receive the wrong high end phone. I'm tearing up a little.

Or getting the wrong HTC One m8 for windows phone

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The worst name in the history of naming things though, has got to be the "Next-gen consoles"

"Yeah, I actually couldn't underclock my five-year-old graphics card to be as slow as a next-gen console. PCGamingMasterrace problems."

-Slick

The thing is that it shouldn't even be called next-gen anymore, it's been out for 10 months ffs!

 

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The thing is that it shouldn't even be called next-gen anymore, it's been out for 10 months ffs!

Its named next gen because we wont see newer consoles till atleast 2020

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Its named next gen because we wont see newer consoles till atleast 2020

No it should be named current-gen. The PS3/X360 are last-gen.

 

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MacBook Pro. Seriously. It was called the PowerBook before they went Intel and that was a much better name. Same goes for the Macbook. That used to be the iBook. And the Mac Pro used to be the Power Mac. All better than they are now.

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No it should be named current-gen. The PS3/X360 are last-gen.

True

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MacBook Pro. Seriously. It was called the PowerBook before they went Intel and that was a much better name. Same goes for the Macbook. That used to be the iBook. And the Mac Pro used to be the Power Mac. All better than they are now.

Ikr Powermac was a good name

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I do say, wot old chap, I do favour the CAVIAR series of mechanical hard disk drives for one of the bad names in technological endeavours...

No seriously, Caviar? I'm pretty sure posh people don't build computers... they just sit sipping tea or eating diamonds or whatever they do there...

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Its named next gen because we wont see newer consoles till atleast 2020

We shouldn't see newer consoles at all, if people are sensible...

But alas, filthy casuals still roam the world...

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I do say, wot old chap, I do favour the CAVIAR series of mechanical hard disk drives for one of the bad names in technological endeavours...

No seriously, Caviar? I'm pretty sure posh people don't build computers... they just sit sipping tea or eating diamonds or whatever they do there...

Caviar sounds cool

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Caviar sounds cool

yeah, but makes no sense. What do hard drives have to do with fish eggs that posh people eat?

 

this is a thread for names that either suck or don't make sense. A lot sound totally badass, but aren't necessarily fully thought-through.

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yeah, but makes no sense. What do hard drives have to do with fish eggs that posh people eat?

 

this is a thread for names that either suck or don't make sense. A lot sound totally badass, but aren't necessarily fully thought-through.

The name Western Digital Caviar (color) just go really well

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Gonna piss off alot of people but... Deathadder, or however its spelled

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Gonna piss off alot of people but... Deathadder, or however its spelled

I dont like that mouse personally

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I dont like that mouse personally

I like Logitech mice the best, I have a G602 and love it but I've used the G502 and that is just incredible I plan on buying it.

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"Dude which phone should I buy?" 

 

"Get that one m8"

 

"Which one?"

"You have got to be the biggest asshole on this forum..."

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