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Not tech, but somewhat relevant. :)

 

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I don't think Samsung's naming scheme isn't stupid, but I feel like Apple are either going to drag on the number thing or just go full dipshit with the New iPhone or the iPhone Air at some point.

 

And this is coming from someone who, until yesterday, used and loved an iPhone 5.

 

True, if they do release an iPhone Air that would be damn stupid

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Great you can use it for both :blink:

I roll with sigs off so I have no idea what you're advertising.

 

This is NOT the signature you are looking for.

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My computer is an HP Pavillion a6177c

Why not just call it the Pavillion A6 or something?

i have a pavillion laptop, pavilion dv6, but even that isn't specific enough, there's a whole bunch of different dv6's with differing specs. massive pain in the arse.

 

Asus' monitor names are pretty meaningless, strings of numbers that don't help you understand what the product is

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I don't think Samsung's naming scheme isn't stupid, but I feel like Apple are either going to drag on the number thing or just go full dipshit with the New iPhone or the iPhone Air at some point.

 

And this is coming from someone who, until yesterday, used and loved an iPhone 5.

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Yarvik Xenta 13c the 13 means 13" yeah it's a 13" tablet, it's the one im using right know cuz my pc died

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Yarvik Xenta 13c the 13 means 13" yeah it's a 13" tablet, it's the one im using right know cuz my pc died

Never heard of it .. SAME CPU BRO

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just everything with ''one'' is pretty terrible, and this is something car manufactures do to now arhg.. also everything amd makes just confuses me but that is probably because I have intel and nvidia and never looked that much into it

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Never heard of it .. SAME CPU BRO

SAME CPU COOLER BRO

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CPU: Intel Core i7 6700K | COOLER: Corsair H105 | MOBO: ASUS Z170i Gaming Pro AC | RAM: Corsair LPX DDR4 16GB 2400MHz | GPU: EVGA GTX 980 Classified | CASE: BitFenix Prodigy | SSD: Samsung 950 Pro 512GB | PSU: XFX XTR 650W [spoiler= Le Other Stuff] Monitor: BenQ XL2411Z | Keyboard: Ozone Strike Pro | Mouse: A4 Tech X7 F4 | MousePad: Ozone

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PlayStation 2 | PSP 2000 | Game Boy Color | Nintendo DS Lite | Nintendo 3DS | Wii

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Sony Xperia J (Why u so bad D:) | iPod 4th gen | iPhone 4 | Yarvik Xenta 13c (3muchchrome5her)

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Pentium B980 | 500GB WD Blue | Intel HD Graphixxx | 4Gegabeytes of REHAM

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SAME CPU COOLER BRO

You have a Asus R9 280 but yours is different 

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Never heard of it

You should see the tablet IT'S BIG

(it's for watching..you know..Por..)

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CPU: Intel Core i7 6700K | COOLER: Corsair H105 | MOBO: ASUS Z170i Gaming Pro AC | RAM: Corsair LPX DDR4 16GB 2400MHz | GPU: EVGA GTX 980 Classified | CASE: BitFenix Prodigy | SSD: Samsung 950 Pro 512GB | PSU: XFX XTR 650W [spoiler= Le Other Stuff] Monitor: BenQ XL2411Z | Keyboard: Ozone Strike Pro | Mouse: A4 Tech X7 F4 | MousePad: Ozone

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PlayStation 2 | PSP 2000 | Game Boy Color | Nintendo DS Lite | Nintendo 3DS | Wii

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Sony Xperia J (Why u so bad D:) | iPod 4th gen | iPhone 4 | Yarvik Xenta 13c (3muchchrome5her)

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Pentium B980 | 500GB WD Blue | Intel HD Graphixxx | 4Gegabeytes of REHAM

Current OS: MSX 10.0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Ilikethelennyfaceyouknow( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Windows Password Reset Guide

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You have a Asus R9 280 but yours is different

You also have a WD Caviar Blue 1TB

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CPU: Intel Core i7 6700K | COOLER: Corsair H105 | MOBO: ASUS Z170i Gaming Pro AC | RAM: Corsair LPX DDR4 16GB 2400MHz | GPU: EVGA GTX 980 Classified | CASE: BitFenix Prodigy | SSD: Samsung 950 Pro 512GB | PSU: XFX XTR 650W [spoiler= Le Other Stuff] Monitor: BenQ XL2411Z | Keyboard: Ozone Strike Pro | Mouse: A4 Tech X7 F4 | MousePad: Ozone

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PlayStation 2 | PSP 2000 | Game Boy Color | Nintendo DS Lite | Nintendo 3DS | Wii

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Sony Xperia J (Why u so bad D:) | iPod 4th gen | iPhone 4 | Yarvik Xenta 13c (3muchchrome5her)

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Pentium B980 | 500GB WD Blue | Intel HD Graphixxx | 4Gegabeytes of REHAM

Current OS: MSX 10.0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Ilikethelennyfaceyouknow( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Windows Password Reset Guide

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You should see the tablet IT'S BIG

(it's for watching..you know..Por..)

I can barely handle a 9.7' or 10.1' tablet

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I can barely handle a 9.7' or 10.1' tablet

Yeah, it's kinda hevy 1,5 kg, but it's cool (except when she freezes, and you can't update Yarvik products for now)

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CPU: Intel Core i7 6700K | COOLER: Corsair H105 | MOBO: ASUS Z170i Gaming Pro AC | RAM: Corsair LPX DDR4 16GB 2400MHz | GPU: EVGA GTX 980 Classified | CASE: BitFenix Prodigy | SSD: Samsung 950 Pro 512GB | PSU: XFX XTR 650W [spoiler= Le Other Stuff] Monitor: BenQ XL2411Z | Keyboard: Ozone Strike Pro | Mouse: A4 Tech X7 F4 | MousePad: Ozone

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PlayStation 2 | PSP 2000 | Game Boy Color | Nintendo DS Lite | Nintendo 3DS | Wii

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Sony Xperia J (Why u so bad D:) | iPod 4th gen | iPhone 4 | Yarvik Xenta 13c (3muchchrome5her)

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Pentium B980 | 500GB WD Blue | Intel HD Graphixxx | 4Gegabeytes of REHAM

Current OS: MSX 10.0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Ilikethelennyfaceyouknow( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Windows Password Reset Guide

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Yeah, it's kinda hevy 1,5 kg, but it's cool (except when she freezes, and you can't update Yarvik products for now)

I have a 10 inch tablet as well thats like a rockchip 1.6GHz dual core and mali 400 gpu but its completely unusable for me too slow so my mom just uses it.. is yours decent enough?

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Most Razer stuff has really horrible naming. Not just the actual product names, but the fact that they refuse to differentiate between newer revisions and sometimes completely different products. Also, Geil RAM.

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Most Razer stuff has really horrible naming. Not just the actual product names, but the fact that they refuse to differentiate between newer revisions and sometimes completely different products. Also, Geil RAM.

Razer stuff has alright names in my opinion

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Razer stuff has alright names in my opinion

 

The razer blade from 2013 has a 1600x900 screen, an i7-4702HQ and a GTX 765m. The Razer blade from 2014 has a 3200x1800 display, a mobile i7 and an 870m. That's a HUGE difference and both are simply called "Razer blade". That's really stupid and misleading if you don't follow their stuff closely.

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The razer blade from 2013 has a 1600x900 screen, an i7-4702HQ and a GTX 765m. The Razer blade from 2014 has a 3200x1800 display, a mobile i7 and an 870m. That's a HUGE difference and both are simply called "Razer blade". That's really stupid and misleading if you don't follow their stuff closely.

Oh I see Logitech has confusing names for mouses too I forgot which ones though

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Top 5: Worst named tech:

George lol...

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What I hate is that everyone is naming their product with "One", for example the 1+ One, Xbox One, HTC One, OneDrive...

They should do "two" for a change

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Worst names in Tech Products i would have to say 

 

HTC with the names of their phones, they make really good phones i like but names are terrible 

 

HTC One X is the older phone and HTC One is the newer better phone...

 

Come on son...

um AMD naming scheme for everything

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