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This one was actually made for the Brexit, but it's become even better in this context.

 

oh for fuck sake, this is the third time this week we've been raped by that ugly bitch

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The Portable Slice of Bread (N270, HAHAHA, 2GB)

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The Cheese Toastie (C2D (of some sort), GTX 760, 3GB, win XP gaming machine)

The Toaster (C2D, intel HD, 4GB, 2X1TB NAS)

Matter of Loaf and death (some old shitty AMD laptop)

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And more, several more

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Im long over 18, but yeah nah this is A grade bullshit. Fuck this. I already have a VPN but yeah fuck this. Anyone know where I can buy a can of 'fuck you' to send to the government? I already did that in my last two votes (monster Raving looney party ftw) but I obviously need to do it Agen. 

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TunnelBear is the simple VPN app that makes it easy to browse privately and enjoy a more open internet.

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6 minutes ago, LAwLz said:

With security and privacy being more and more outlawed with every bill passed they might ruin the Internet completely.

 

Its just a shame people won't realize why a threat these types of laws are until it is too late. 

no many people do, just they can't explain easily to the non tech literate what it means

The owner of "too many" computers, called

The Lord of all Toasters (1920X 1080ti 32GB)

The Toasted Controller (i5 4670, R9 380, 24GB)

The Semi Portable Toastie machine (i7 3612QM (was an i3) intel HD 4000 16GB)'

Bread and Butter Pudding (i7 7700HQ, 1050ti, 16GB)

Pinoutbutter Sandwhich (raspberry pi 3 B)

The Portable Slice of Bread (N270, HAHAHA, 2GB)

Muffinator (C2D E6600, Geforce 8400, 6GB, 8X2TB HDD)

Toastbuster (WIP, should be cool)

loaf and let dough (A printer that doesn't print black ink)

The Cheese Toastie (C2D (of some sort), GTX 760, 3GB, win XP gaming machine)

The Toaster (C2D, intel HD, 4GB, 2X1TB NAS)

Matter of Loaf and death (some old shitty AMD laptop)

windybread (4X E5470, intel HD, 32GB ECC) (use coming soon, maybe)

And more, several more

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1 hour ago, KE2012 said:

Im long over 18, but yeah nah this is A grade bullshit. Fuck this. I already have a VPN but yeah fuck this. Anyone know where I can buy a can of 'fuck you' to send to the government? I already did that in my last two votes (monster Raving looney party ftw) but I obviously need to do it Agen. 

 

Idk about a can of fuck you but I found a website a while back that lets you send anonymous animal shit to people. 

Here you go

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1 minute ago, 3vil_wabbit said:

 

Idk about a can of fuck you but I found a website a while back that lets you send anonymous animal shit to people. 

Here you go

but do they deliver to the UK, that's the main question

The owner of "too many" computers, called

The Lord of all Toasters (1920X 1080ti 32GB)

The Toasted Controller (i5 4670, R9 380, 24GB)

The Semi Portable Toastie machine (i7 3612QM (was an i3) intel HD 4000 16GB)'

Bread and Butter Pudding (i7 7700HQ, 1050ti, 16GB)

Pinoutbutter Sandwhich (raspberry pi 3 B)

The Portable Slice of Bread (N270, HAHAHA, 2GB)

Muffinator (C2D E6600, Geforce 8400, 6GB, 8X2TB HDD)

Toastbuster (WIP, should be cool)

loaf and let dough (A printer that doesn't print black ink)

The Cheese Toastie (C2D (of some sort), GTX 760, 3GB, win XP gaming machine)

The Toaster (C2D, intel HD, 4GB, 2X1TB NAS)

Matter of Loaf and death (some old shitty AMD laptop)

windybread (4X E5470, intel HD, 32GB ECC) (use coming soon, maybe)

And more, several more

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1 minute ago, grimreeper132 said:

but do they deliver to the UK, that's the main question

I have no clue...never had a reason to look into it. Send them an email and find out how 

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They just want IDs from children/teens so dumb. 

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'Typically'. 

 

I had a debit card from 13. They're called junior accounts, and a lot of people these days have them. 

 

Nor do I see how a porn site can run checks on my card to find I'm over the age limit and allowed to satisfy my fetishes but w/e

 

Government is run by fucking philistines 

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9 hours ago, Teddy07 said:

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4 hours ago, AUniqueName said:

'Typically'. 

 

I had a debit card from 13. They're called junior accounts, and a lot of people these days have them. 

 

Nor do I see how a porn site can run checks on my card to find I'm over the age limit and allowed to satisfy my fetishes but w/e

 

Government is run by fucking philistines 

they are asking for a credit card not a debit one though, I don't know if they would be allowed to accept a debit

The owner of "too many" computers, called

The Lord of all Toasters (1920X 1080ti 32GB)

The Toasted Controller (i5 4670, R9 380, 24GB)

The Semi Portable Toastie machine (i7 3612QM (was an i3) intel HD 4000 16GB)'

Bread and Butter Pudding (i7 7700HQ, 1050ti, 16GB)

Pinoutbutter Sandwhich (raspberry pi 3 B)

The Portable Slice of Bread (N270, HAHAHA, 2GB)

Muffinator (C2D E6600, Geforce 8400, 6GB, 8X2TB HDD)

Toastbuster (WIP, should be cool)

loaf and let dough (A printer that doesn't print black ink)

The Cheese Toastie (C2D (of some sort), GTX 760, 3GB, win XP gaming machine)

The Toaster (C2D, intel HD, 4GB, 2X1TB NAS)

Matter of Loaf and death (some old shitty AMD laptop)

windybread (4X E5470, intel HD, 32GB ECC) (use coming soon, maybe)

And more, several more

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On the one hand, I get their good intentions.

 

On the other hand, I realize that the situation is like trying to make the earth weigh less by getting everyone to jump at the same time.

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I just watched a BBC documentary about the huge alcoholism problem in the UK. They should rather put a warning label on alcohol drinks just like with tobacco. But yeah it is easier to create a porn age check because there is no lobby to bribe the politicians.

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welp im off to watch some porn, cause i still have that freedom 

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lmao good job Brit bongs; what a waste of taxpayer money

Let's be real, any kid who's mildly tech-savvy and horny enough will easily find alternative routes around this "credit-card block" in order to see pornography

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What's about google and bing image searches? Would safe search options just disappear? I'd love to see the meetings were someone thought this was a good idea and would actually work.

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what is this going to do to sites like reddit? not every subreddit has porn. are you going to have to enter your card and be 18+ to access the entire site now, or somehow just individual subreddits? good luck keeping up with that.

 

if i was the porn industry, id just say okay black list us. its just gonna piss everybody off and they will change the regulation eventually when nobody in government can watch porn anymore.

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Who's going to monitor the credit card companies to insure they're not issuing credit cards to children? I read an article not long ago where a guy (US) got a card for his dog with a $2000 credit limit. I think he intercepted an application sent to his daughter who was a college student. They target college students here, knowing they're broke, and vulnerable.

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        #2(complex) "Obviously there was a flaw in the material, probably due to the inadvertent introduction of contaminants during the manufacturing process."

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Meanwhile the US has one of the largest porn industries and consumers of the stuff..TAKE THAT QUEENIE

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Mooshi said:

Meanwhile the US has one of the largest porn industries and consumers of the stuff..TAKE THAT QUEENIE

aye by our PM has the record for the biggest gangbang on earth, as she fucks everyone in the entire country when ever she makes a law

 

31 minutes ago, MadModder said:

Who's going to monitor the credit card companies to insure they're not issuing credit cards to children? I read an article not long ago where a guy (US) got a card for his dog with a $2000 credit limit. I think he intercepted an application sent to his daughter who was a college student. They target college students here, knowing they're broke, and vulnerable.

It's not that easy here, as there is a minimum age of 18 for owning one, when your between 13 and 18 you can only get a debit card, and you need parental permission for that if your under 16

The owner of "too many" computers, called

The Lord of all Toasters (1920X 1080ti 32GB)

The Toasted Controller (i5 4670, R9 380, 24GB)

The Semi Portable Toastie machine (i7 3612QM (was an i3) intel HD 4000 16GB)'

Bread and Butter Pudding (i7 7700HQ, 1050ti, 16GB)

Pinoutbutter Sandwhich (raspberry pi 3 B)

The Portable Slice of Bread (N270, HAHAHA, 2GB)

Muffinator (C2D E6600, Geforce 8400, 6GB, 8X2TB HDD)

Toastbuster (WIP, should be cool)

loaf and let dough (A printer that doesn't print black ink)

The Cheese Toastie (C2D (of some sort), GTX 760, 3GB, win XP gaming machine)

The Toaster (C2D, intel HD, 4GB, 2X1TB NAS)

Matter of Loaf and death (some old shitty AMD laptop)

windybread (4X E5470, intel HD, 32GB ECC) (use coming soon, maybe)

And more, several more

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@grimreeper132 Our government, and corporations are all Ferengi. As everyone knows, the first rule of acquisition is "Family comes first.......unless there's a profit to be made".

Best Excuses:

        #1(simple) "Well, I never liked that stupid thing anyway!"

        #2(complex) "Obviously there was a flaw in the material, probably due to the inadvertent introduction of contaminants during the manufacturing process."

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Simple solutions:

1. VPN.

2. Be 18+.
3. Don't watch porn.

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57 minutes ago, TheKDub said:

Simple solutions:

1. VPN.

2. Be 18+.
3. Don't watch porn.

1) yes that probably would work

2) yes and no, you need to be 18 get a credit card and then give the details of said card to a dodgy company which may or may not steal/sell your information about the card for unknown uses costing you money as you need to explain to the bank or company, how it was possible for the money to steal the money

3) solution yes, but the main issue I find is the fact they also plan to block the websites that don't comply which is borderline censorship, which can be expanded from this one topic to many many others until the government has instead of a blacklist of websites you have a whitelist, this all sounds ridiculous, but entirely possible for it to happen

The owner of "too many" computers, called

The Lord of all Toasters (1920X 1080ti 32GB)

The Toasted Controller (i5 4670, R9 380, 24GB)

The Semi Portable Toastie machine (i7 3612QM (was an i3) intel HD 4000 16GB)'

Bread and Butter Pudding (i7 7700HQ, 1050ti, 16GB)

Pinoutbutter Sandwhich (raspberry pi 3 B)

The Portable Slice of Bread (N270, HAHAHA, 2GB)

Muffinator (C2D E6600, Geforce 8400, 6GB, 8X2TB HDD)

Toastbuster (WIP, should be cool)

loaf and let dough (A printer that doesn't print black ink)

The Cheese Toastie (C2D (of some sort), GTX 760, 3GB, win XP gaming machine)

The Toaster (C2D, intel HD, 4GB, 2X1TB NAS)

Matter of Loaf and death (some old shitty AMD laptop)

windybread (4X E5470, intel HD, 32GB ECC) (use coming soon, maybe)

And more, several more

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On 7/19/2017 at 1:17 AM, mr moose said:

The problem is young kids being subject to content before they are developmentally ready right?  Then why not simply hold the parents/caregivers responsible rather than punishing everyone else?

 

What's next, making car manufacturers put license scanners on all cars?  breweries making beer cans you can't open without proving your age every time?

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