Introducing: The Razer Toaster

[elfensky]

After countless begging, and annoying Min-Liang... It is finally here...

 

Introducing:

 

Project Breadwinner

 

 

Made from a black aluminum chassis and emblazoned with a striking green Razer logo, it will make your toast like never before.

 

With Chrome butter that's applied within the toaster, to make your day even more colorful.

 

 

 

 

 

They're also holding a survey, to help them design the Razer Toaster, and implement various requested features.

 

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Help us design Project Breadwinner

This project was demanded by community and you won’t shut up about it. So now we want your hand in our toaster.

Give us your feedback on what features the ultimate gaming toaster should have and shape what Project BreadWinner becomes.

We are giving out a Razer Kraken Mobile (color of your choosing) to 5 lucky winners who take the survey.

 

Prizes for simply filling out a survey? Always a bonus.

 

 

 

 

On a more serious note, yes I do realize this is uploaded right before the 1st of April. Let me hold out hope, goddammit. I was, and still am, a long supporter of the "Give us the Razer Toaster" effort, and while that may seem somewhat childish, I actually really want one. (Don't ask me why, it just seems hilarious to have a Razer Toaster to me).

 

I also have to mention, I'm pretty amazed by the amount of effort put into an April Fools video xD. They interviewed hella' amount of people.

Sources:

 

Razer's website

 

Youtube video if you don't wanna go to Razer's website

 

GiveUsTheRazerToaster effort

Mi-Liang publicly said that if the facebook page reaches 1,000,000 likes, he'll actually make the goddamn toaster... So help a fellow out xD?

 

 

[don_svetlio]

Happy April 1st

[spellmanuk]

just came to the forum to post this  

[Enderman]

DOES IT HAVE RGB?

[Aytex]

"comes with razer crumb switches"

[NumLock21]

2 minutes ago, Enderman said:

DOES IT HAVE RGB?

Yes, it comes in Red, Green, and Black as show in that picture.

[Supercian411]

1 minute ago, Aytex said:

Americans be like

"Its fucking march 31's, damn euros and their timezones"

its 31st in the uk

[Aytex]

1 minute ago, Supercian411 said:

its 31st in the uk

uk isnt euro

jk

i need to make a better joke

[Supercian411]

just think they can barely make a mouse and now there making toasters

[Enderman]

2 minutes ago, NumLock21 said:

Yes, it comes in Red, Green, and Black as show in that picture.

where is the red?

[Supercian411]

Just now, Aytex said:

uk isnt euro

jk

theirs going to be a referendum soon

[Aytex]

Just now, Enderman said:

where is the red?

 

on the toast

[dragosudeki]

Very disappointed. I wanted a toaster oven, not a plain toaster.

[NumLock21]

1 minute ago, Enderman said:

where is the red?

I mean only black is show in the pic, they also come in red, and green.

[FPSwithaWacomTablet]

Needs 2 GTX 480s in SLI, then I'll believe.

[FruitBasketSilex]

But does it toast the Razer logo onto your toast for even more BPS?

 

(Breads per second)

[PlayStation 2]

It's March 31st where Razer is incorporated. It's like Black Friday happening all Thursday all over again.

[dalekphalm]

Just now, Dan Castellaneta said:

It's March 31st where Razer is incorporated. It's like Black Friday happening all Thursday all over again.

It might be March 31st at their HQ, but worldwide, April 1st has already started.

[PlayStation 2]

Just now, dalekphalm said:

It might be March 31st at their HQ, but worldwide, April 1st has already started.

Eh, it's still March 31st from GMT +1 as of this time.

[dalekphalm]

4 minutes ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

Eh, it's still March 31st from GMT +1 as of this time.

... yes?

 

Is there a point in here?

 

It's currently ~5:20 AM April 1st in Southeast Asia.

[Yummychickenblue]

You know maybe being able to control your toaster settings from your somartphone isn't a bad idea. . . I'm gonna go hire a patent lawyer.

[Prysin]

1 hour ago, Enderman said:

DOES IT HAVE RGB?

*custom programmable RGB

 

come on grandpa, atleast try to stay with the times.

[Prysin]

31 minutes ago, FruitBasketSilex said:

But does it toast the Razer logo onto your toast for even more BPS?

 

(Breads per second)

BPS is just the "average" reading. the true quality of the visual product is the "charred dots per inch" or CDI for short.

[MrRavens]

The funny thing is there is an actually Razer Toaster community that wants this haha. Razer always trolls them and they actually got a response from the CEO. I wanna see their reaction to this lol. Should be able to find their group on Facebook if you use Facebook. 

[elfensky]

42 minutes ago, FruitBasketSilex said:

But does it toast the Razer logo onto your toast for even more BPS?

 

(Breads per second)

 

In fact, it does!