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Please, whatever you have to eat to be nourished and fed. DO not let it be Playdough. it will not kill you but it tastes really awful.

 

My friend tried it like bloody idiot and it tastes so f**king terrible. It tastes so damn salty as well.

 

 

Don't eat Playdough! Eat potato!

 

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Thanks to this very valuable nugget of powerfully impactful information, I decided not to eat the Play-Doh I had spiced and dressed with salad dressing. Thank you for saving my taste buds- Nay, my life with this warning. I have decided to change my course and instead partake of a potato, like a normal contributing member of society. 

 

Its chilling to think of where I would be in the long road of life had I partaken of the Play-Doh, rather than the potato.

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Aww, I was just about to tuck in to this lovely Playdough sandwich!

 

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3 hours ago, ThinkWithPortals said:

Aww, I was just about to tuck in to this lovely Playdough sandwich!

 

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Just admit it. You were excited to eat it. Probably had mayo on it you sick monster

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47 minutes ago, iamdarkyoshi said:

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Its worse when they make it look like food

That's what fooled me :P

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I actually ate Play-Doh as a kid, blue was my favorite.

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6 hours ago, AluminiumTech said:

Please, whatever you have to eat to be nourished and fed. DO not let it be Playdough. it will not kill you but it tastes really awful.

 

My friend tried it like bloody idiot and it tastes so f**king terrible. It tastes so damn salty as well.

 

 

Don't eat Playdough! Eat potato!

 

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8 hours ago, Howlingwolf101 said:

I actually ate Play-Doh as a kid, blue was my favorite.

purple was mine as well as blue

i also wanted a ken doll at five....dont judge me

 

 

 

 

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Too late man i'm already into my second cup it's too good man...

 

 

UPDATE:

i called 911, i can feel the playdoh slowly seeping down my intestines...

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15 hours ago, AluminiumTech said:

My friend tried it like bloody idiot and it tastes so f**king terrible. It tastes so damn salty as well.

So did your friend spit or swallow? :D

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2 hours ago, Nuluvius said:

So did your friend spit or swallow? :D

I'm gonna pretend that your mature for a second and say he did swallow the playdough. 

 

But....................if you mean it that way and he had it that way then swalow.

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play-doh is Composed of flour, water, salt, boric acid, and mineral oil,

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3 hours ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

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Not really, and its the Pentium 4 that are hard.

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tbh it's designed to be able to be eaten but it's disgusting enough to deter a child from eating it often.

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another tip dont eat the wax off a baby bell does not taste as good as it looks 

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It used to taste nice in the 90s.

 

 

....not that I'd know that from personal experience or anything of course. :ph34r:

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8 hours ago, jaffer said:

Too late man i'm already into my second cup it's too good man...

 

 

UPDATE:

i called 911, i can feel the playdoh slowly seeping down my intestines...

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