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Well allow me to begin...

 

 

I was at a Starbucks getting my daily cup of grime, and there was this GORGEOUS girl behind me, and she seemed to be the same age as me (plus, she was wearing a shirt with the triforce on it!). Anyways, I heard a cute sneeze behind me, and i turn around, look her straight in the eyes and say "Good night.". After realizing what I said, I left Starbucks VERY quickly, and never went back to that place. Which kindof sucks, since I love coffee, and that place is fairly close.

 

This is one of the many reasons I stay in my basement.

 

 

 

I want to hear everyone else's stories so i dont feel so bad about mine :D

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That would've been a great ice breaker, cmon now. That didn't seem even that embarrassing lol. Can't come up with anything atm, too bad.

 

 

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that's not too bad I would go back there though lol it's not like she's waiting there for you :P

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That would've been a great ice breaker, cmon now. That didn't seem even that embarrassing lol. Can't come up with anything atm, too bad.

B-but she was so pretty :"(

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I never used the city transit before. I noticed that when people got on the bus they had to put their slip of paper in a little container. When I got on the bus I did the same and the lady said "That was your transfer ticket." Then she kindly gave me another one. And here I am typing this wondering what a transfer ticket is.

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that's not too bad I would go back there though lol it's not like she's waiting there for you :P

im too much of a basement dweller to go back in fear of anyone remembering :(

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I've avoided having an embarrassing experience by staying away and not talking or making any sort of contact with anyone when I can.

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I'm walking along a beach, eating a sandwich and skipping stones in the water. I would bite my sandwich and throw a rock. I begin to think about life and get lost in though as I keep skipping the stones.

I threw the sandwich in the ocean and bit the rock. People saw.

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I was walking my dog today and someone acknowledged me, so I politely said "good morning". This was at 7PM.

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One of my friends tried to vault a bike rack and landed on his head in front of a crowd of people.

 

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I've avoided having an embarrassing experience by staying away and not talking or making any sort of contact with anyone when I can.

BROFIST~

 

 

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I'm walking along a beach, eating a sandwich and skipping stones in the water. I would bite my sandwich and throw a rock .I begin to think about life and get lost in though as I keep skipping the stones.

I threw the sandwich in the ocean and bit the rock. People saw.

Okay, i cant lie, that was friggin hilarious

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Story I read:

I'm walking along a beach, eating a sandwich and skipping stones in the water. I would bite my sandwich and throw a rock .I begin to think about life and get lost in though as I keep skipping the stones.

I threw the sandwich in the ocean and bit the rock. People saw.

 

Happens all the time! My brain hates me.

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Happens all the time! My brain hates me.

Eatin' rocks errday

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BROFIST~

 

 

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I'm walking along a beach, eating a sandwich and skipping stones in the water. I would bite my sandwich and throw a rock .I begin to think about life and get lost in though as I keep skipping the stones.

I threw the sandwich in the ocean and bit the rock. People saw.

 

LOL

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I have a couple.

 

When I was in eighth grade, at lunch we would go outside for 30 min, and then eat for 30 min. While I was outside, I bent down to pick something up and my pants ripped at the seam between both butt cheeks. I went to a Catholic school, so we had a uniform, which were these cheap, shitty grey slacks that were somehow expensive and a white polo shirt, along with black dress shoes. Everyone saw it happen, but at least I was popular.

 

Last year, I was a sophmore in high school. At the beginning of the school year, it was hot out. I mean 90° F (32°C.) I am a guy who sweat in the hot weather, and I was headed to my eighth period class, Italian. My new teacher, which I hadn't known prior, made a joke about this. I didn't know her then, and would not know that she was funny and liked to joke around. She had said my name, and said "Wow, you seem a bit sweaty." Some people chuckled, but I was clearly offended, although I never mentioned it again.

 

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Lol there are some funny stories here :P

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Stalling at the lights on the highway while learning to drive. Holy crap that's embarrasing

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Story I read:

I'm walking along a beach, eating a sandwich and skipping stones in the water. I would bite my sandwich and throw a rock .I begin to think about life and get lost in though as I keep skipping the stones.

I threw the sandwich in the ocean and bit the rock. People saw.

This is pure gold, that is exactly the kind of thing I would do if I could skip stones.. or be at a beach.. or have a sandwich.. ahh, f**k it, I'll stay here and play some more video games :D

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Well allow me to begin...

 

 

I was at a Starbucks getting my daily cup of grime, and there was this GORGEOUS girl behind me, and she seemed to be the same age as me (plus, she was wearing a shirt with the triforce on it!). Anyways, I heard a cute sneeze behind me, and i turn around, look her straight in the eyes and say "Good night.". After realizing what I said, I left Starbucks VERY quickly, and never went back to that place. Which kindof sucks, since I love coffee, and that place is fairly close.

 

This is one of the many reasons I stay in my basement.

 

 

 

I want to hear everyone else's stories so i dont feel so bad about mine :D

that would have been a great moment that you two could have remembered if you guys were together

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The first day of the first grade i S#@$ my pants, because i was too shy to ask where the bathroom was.

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Wow I laughed so hard at the "Good night" story.

 

Back in first grade, during play time I really had to pee but I wanted to keep playing and I was too shy to ask the teacher to go to the washroom (my English also wasn't very good at the time), so I kept playing and when playtime was over, I rushed over to the washroom. During my walk there I couldn't hold it in anymore and I ended up leaving a trail of pee all the way to the washroom. I turned around and saw a teacher stare at me in shock.

 

I didn't have to pee anymore when I reached the washroom.

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Recently I was at the grocery store and I was checking out and the guy behind the counter was really nice and stuff. Finished up and he said have a nice day, I said 'You too sweetheart'. I felt bad about making him probably feel awkward...

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